I sat down yesyerday and had a couple nice cold beers(Shiner Bock for anyone who gives a schit). The day was really quite beautiful(raining in West Texas after a looooooooooooooong drought), and the brew ignited some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and even more deep thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say "It might be nice to have another child". On the other hand, you never hear a guy say "Ya know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts". Case closed..............................................................................Time for another beer.
Ron