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Whistlebritches Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Oct 5 2012, 7:31 AM EST
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How many more excuses can liberals come up with explaining Obumma's poor performance wednesday nite.Michelle may have got the only rock solid performance of the evening.........and then again it may have been just as limp and unsatisfying as the American public got.


Ron
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#2 Posted: Fri, Oct 5 2012, 12:42 PM EST
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Michelle was pissed because all he got her was a Green Egg.
teedubbya Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Oct 5 2012, 12:49 PM EST
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I heard he did so poorly because they refused to translate what Romney was saying into arabic
bloody spaniard Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Oct 5 2012, 12:54 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:


...some of the excuses used by the left for Obama's performance:

1. Denver's 5k foot altitude (gem put out by Ozone Al who resembles Jabba the Hut these days);
2. moderator (Lehrer) was bullied & shoved around by a rude Romney (Obama actually had over 4 more minutes of debate time);
3. Obama didn't resort to his 47% "secret weapon" atomic bomb nor did he retort Romney's "lies" because he wanted to appear presidential;
4. Obama didn't prepare because he had other more important presidential duties (golf, fundraising w/rappers, etc.).
5. Obama was constantly distracted by top secret feeds into his ear phone;
6. TW is a f ag.

One thing though, he's pissed & will come back with fury once he gets over "no teleprompter" shock.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Oct 5 2012, 12:56 PM EST
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Mr. Science Guy, movie maker and Inventor of the Interwebs Algore said it had to be the altitude.
teedubbya Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Oct 5 2012, 12:57 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:

...some of the excuses used by the left for Obama's performance:

1. Denver's 5k foot altitude (gem put out by Ozone Al who resembles Jabba the Hut these days);
2. moderator (Lehrer) was bullied & shoved around by a rude Romney (Obama actually had over 4 more minutes of debate time);
3. Obama didn't resort to his 47% "secret weapon" atomic bomb nor did he retort Romney's "lies" because he wanted to appear presidential;
4. Obama didn't prepare because he had other more important presidential duties (golf, fundraising w/rappers, etc.).
5. Obama was constantly distracted by top secret feeds into his ear phone;
6. TW is a f ag.

One thing though, he's pissed & will come back with fury once he gets over "no teleprompter" shock.




well we know at least one of those isn't true





the altitude thing is simply silly
tailgater Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Oct 5 2012, 2:57 PM EST
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It was difficult for Obama to concentrate when Michelle was right there in the front row flashing that bulge in her pants...
DadZilla3 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Oct 5 2012, 3:04 PM EST
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I'm wondering why Obama didn't play his tried-and-true ace card..."It's all Bush's fault'
ZRX1200 Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Oct 5 2012, 3:32 PM EST
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I think he had a shoom gang reunion.
tailgater Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Oct 5 2012, 3:43 PM EST
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DadZilla3 wrote:
I'm wondering why Obama didn't play his tried-and-true ace card..."It's all Bush's fault'



Actually, he DID.

At least twice he referred to "situation" he inherited.
He didn't have to say the word "Bush" to let us know that he feels ZERO responsibility for the national situations regarding debt and unemployment.
Whistlebritches Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Oct 6 2012, 5:29 PM EST
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WOW....and all this time I thought he was distracted by the anal action Michelle promised him on their anniversary.Thats about the only EXCUSE that would hold water with me.Don't get me wrong....I wouldn't **** Michelle with your dicks.I figure He must see something in her to hang around this long.


Ron
Whistlebritches Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Oct 7 2012, 12:17 PM EST
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I heard a new one yesterday.......It would be hard for any president to remain focussed on a debate with so much turmoil going on in the Middle East.

Ya know I get this one.....It's his foriegn policy that has caused much of this turmoil in the MidEast.I'd be worried to if my ass were hanging out there in the wind.


Ron
pdxstogieman Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Oct 7 2012, 1:06 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
WOW....and all this time I thought he was distracted by the anal action Michelle promised him on their anniversary.Thats about the only EXCUSE that would hold water with me.Don't get me wrong....I wouldn't **** Michelle with your dicks.I figure He must see something in her to hang around this long.


Ron


Holy mackerel Kingfish dat mans gon be in a heap o' trouble.
bloody spaniard Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Oct 7 2012, 2:26 PM EST
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pdxstogieman wrote:
Holy mackerel Kingfish dat mans gon be in a heap o' trouble.



It's "holy mackerel, ANDY", dummy.RollEyes
pdxstogieman Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Oct 7 2012, 4:57 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
It's "holy mackerel, ANDY", dummy.RollEyes


In deference to your sensitivities I've changed my avatar again.
Papachristou Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Oct 8 2012, 8:58 AM EST
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DadZilla3 wrote:
I'm wondering why Obama didn't play his tried-and-true ace card..."It's all Bush's fault'



he did a couple times from what i remember. i noticed the general flow of his debate was not to look at his past four years but to look at what he will do next time... he is still "learning" after all since he can longer vote "present".
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