Actually I have been out the last couple of weeks, in Scottsdale AZ, playing a lot of golf, watching the Giants crush the Tigers, smoking cigars and drinking adult beverages under the desert moon, and generally not paying attention to much going on in here or on the lamestream media. Somehow, I've managed to feel like a complete person despite not reading every single post of every single thread here, or spending countless hours combing youtube for viral videos.