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10 very compelling reasons to vote for Obama
dubleuhb Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 03-20-2011
Posts: 11,350
Here are the top 10 reasons to vote democrat:

10. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.Brick wall

9. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.Brick wall

8. I vote Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.Brick wall

7. I vote Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.Brick wall

6. I vote Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.Brick wall

5. I vote Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.Brick wall

4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.Brick wall

3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest to the government for redistribution.Brick wall

2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.Brick wall

And the number one reason to vote Democrat….

I guess I think Communism worked so well in the Soviet Union.Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall


Thoughts ?....
cacman Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 07-03-2010
Posts: 12,216
dubleuhb wrote:

And the number one reason to vote Democrat….

I guess I think Socialism worked so well in the Soviet Union.Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall


DadZilla3 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 01-17-2009
Posts: 4,633
And don't forget about perpetuating Obamacare, as outlined by Dr. Barbara Bellar:

"We’re going to be gifted with a healthcare plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don’t, which puportedly covers at least 10 million more people without adding a single new doctor but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a congress that didn’t read it but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a president who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes, for which we will be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and and financed by a country that’s broke. So what the 'blank' could possibly go wrong? "
HockeyDad Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,163
#1 reason should be: The Obama Cone of Protection. Where the rich got richer, the middle class got hammered, and the poor fell for the "hope & change" line and got almost nothing!
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 07-24-2012
Posts: 3,328
You guys are funny...three more days and we can start talking about impeaching him for Bengazi...LOL!
dubleuhb Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 03-20-2011
Posts: 11,350
SMGBobbyScott wrote:
You guys are funny...three more days and we can start talking about impeaching him for Bengazi...LOL!

I think this will now go away, we really don't need to know why those American's where just left to be slaughtered.
bloody spaniard Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
dubleuhb wrote:
I think this will now go away, we really don't need to know why those American's where just left to be slaughtered.



I don't take the election as seriously as you, duble, but having said that, Obama and all guilty parties have some accounting to do on this earth and/or in the beyond for the 4 Benghazi victims. Rest in peace.
dubleuhb Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 03-20-2011
Posts: 11,350
I had optimism, that was all.
05busa Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 01-02-2007
Posts: 97,187
when we got to vote by?
hill5673 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2012
Posts: 1,404
05busa wrote:
when we got to vote by?

What da??
calavera Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 01-26-2002
Posts: 1,868
“What good does it do me, after all, if an ever-watchful authority keeps an eye out to ensure that my pleasures will be tranquil and races ahead of me to ward off all danger, sparing me the need even to think about such things, if that authority, even as it removes the smallest thorns from my path, is also absolute master of my liberty and my life; if it monopolizes vitality and existence to such a degree that when it languishes, everything around it must also languish; when it sleeps, everything must also sleep; and when it dies, everything must also perish? ”
― Alexis de Tocqueville
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