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teedubbya Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Nov 8 2012, 11:55 PM EST
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And get off my lawn
ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 12:26 AM EST
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Pedro mows my lawn and he votes for Santa bennies.......little brown fugger.


He sure knows how to edge tho
teedubbya Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 12:38 AM EST
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In my Jersey accent

Nice day for a mow

What movie?
teedubbya Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 12:44 AM EST
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I think it may have been

What a day for a mow, eh
Stinkdyr Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 8:41 AM EST
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Lots of Ricans voted in my hood.
Voter Fraud lives!

Enjoy your corruption!


Beer
Brewha Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 10:54 AM EST
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Blue Heaven - Steve Martin

Who said;
"Well . . call me when you got no class"
teedubbya Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 11:52 AM EST
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A flying monkey just flew out my ass. Prove it didn't.

We have already shown there is an alternate reality in here... no we didn't... light a cigar and continue to live in it.

I know at least one rican that voted in my hood. it's ok though.... she was questioned about it. she showed them her green card.
teedubbya Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 11:53 AM EST
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Brewha wrote:
Blue Heaven - Steve Martin

Who said;
"Well . . call me when you got no class"


no respect
teedubbya Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 11:57 AM EST
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We actually did have someone outside our voting place electioneering for Romney. It was not legal but so what. She asked my wife for her ID and I politely told her to **** off. My wife presented her ID and green card to the proper folks in the polling area.

The romney supporter was bugging someone else when we walked out so I didn't get a chance to finish the conversation. She was the only one doing this and it wasn't that busy. I didn't find it overly oppressive either since we live in whiteyville and there was likely little impact. She was an ignorant c*nt though.
Brewha Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 11:59 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
no respect


Ok, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries.

How's that?
bloody spaniard Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 12:01 PM EST
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TW, is your Puerto Rican wife legal? I've heard lots are crossing the border.Shame on you
teedubbya Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 12:02 PM EST
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I'm not dead yet
teedubbya Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 12:04 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
TW, is your Puerto Rican wife legal? I've heard lots are crossing the border.Shame on you



we got married so she could stay.... of course during this time of the year she is busy getting bussed to all the polling sites and early voting sites because the rican voting fraud industry is such a big money maker.

things should settle down now. turns out she didn't need to marry me because the libtards have promised amnesty...... but I got lucky because she didn't know that at the time. id never get someone so pretty otherwise.

now I just need to learn how to speak mexican so I can understand her when she speaks.... well maybe thats not a great idea
victor809 Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 12:05 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
TW, is your Puerto Rican wife legal? I've heard lots are crossing the border.Shame on you


It's the only reason she married TW....
victor809 Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 12:06 PM EST
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Damn, beat me to it....
teedubbya Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 12:06 PM EST
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by the way when I told the old bag at the election site to **** off she seemed upset but my wife laughed. seems she understands that bit of engrish. The Romneyite never had a chance to try to convince us we needed to show her id. I flexed my moobs at her and she got scared.
teedubbya Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 12:08 PM EST
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kidding aside.... that really happened... and it did target the brown chick.
victor809 Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 1:53 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
kidding aside.... that really happened... and it did target the brown chick.


TW... I'm sure it was just a random act of voter ID questioning and had absolutely nothing to do wtih your wife being an illegal alien from puerto rico. If the woman had said "hey, you brown person! show me your id" I might believe otherwise...
teedubbya Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 2:08 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
TW... I'm sure it was just a random act of voter ID questioning and had absolutely nothing to do wtih your wife being an illegal alien from puerto rico. If the woman had said "hey, you brown person! show me your id" I might believe otherwise...



I'm sure it's the only instance too.... since our voting area is so brown and stuff
victor809 Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 2:11 PM EST
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You ever look deep in your wife's eyes and say.... "Heck'ova job, Brownie!"? ;)
HockeyDad Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 2:12 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
You ever look deep in your wife's eyes and say.... "Heck'ova job, Brownie!"? ;)



Are you crazy. She would cut him. All Ricans carry knives.
teedubbya Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 2:19 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
You ever look deep in your wife's eyes and say.... "Heck'ova job, Brownie!"? ;)


eyes? no

eye? yes

then I roll over and go to sleep.
victor809 Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 2:22 PM EST
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... well played....
teedubbya Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 4:39 PM EST
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my pits stank
DadZilla3 Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Nov 9 2012, 6:22 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
...of course during this time of the year she is busy getting bussed to all the polling sites and early voting sites because the rican voting fraud industry is such a big money maker.


Aha! I KNEW it! Shame on you
teedubbya Offline
#26 Posted: Sat, Nov 10 2012, 9:17 AM EST
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She is finally back. Turns out it wasn't a bus, it was a mid sized Chevy.
dpnewell Offline
#27 Posted: Sat, Nov 10 2012, 8:48 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
She is finally back. Turns out it wasn't a bus, it was a mid sized Chevy.


Mid sized Chevy?!!! What are you, unpatriotic or just hate Mother Earth? She should be driving a Volt.
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