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victor809 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 10:40 AM EST
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http://conservativefactcheck.com/

Yes.
Because now conservatives need their own set of "facts".
bloody spaniard Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 11:09 AM EST
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Gonz

(tapping foot anxiously awaiting some liberal idiot posing as a moderate to declare this thread as the most breathtakingly brilliant thread of all time on cbid)
rfenst Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 11:49 AM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Gonz

(tapping foot anxiously awaiting some liberal idiot posing as a moderate to declare this thread as the most breathtakingly brilliant thread of all time on cbid)



Consider this what you are waiting for just to help you out- not because I have read the link yet...
HockeyDad Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 1:39 PM EST
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This thread is brilliant.
tailgater Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 2:14 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
This thread is brilliant.


Breathtakingly?
bloody spaniard Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 2:47 PM EST
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good, now I can die in peace Glare

will save Victor's link as a favorite though...
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 2:48 PM EST
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are there naked boobs on that website..?? Huh
tailgater Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 3:02 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
are there naked boobs on that website..?? Huh


I think there's a candid shot of Newt giving Rush a rub down...
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 3:10 PM EST
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so that's how Victor found it.... Think
dpnewell Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 3:12 PM EST
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You've finally done it, Victor. Because of your post, I'm leaving behind my misguided Libertarian views, and joining you Libs. See, you won. Dosen't that make you feel good?
riverdog Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 3:19 PM EST
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A heartbreaking thread of staggering genius.{;-)
bloody spaniard Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 3:22 PM EST
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dpnewell wrote:
You've finally done it, Victor. Because of your post, I'm leaving behind my misguided Libertarian views, and joining you Libs. See, you won. Dosen't that make you feel good?



Victor cries at what he's done to you. I think he wants to pay your medical bills.
victor809 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 3:50 PM EST
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dpnewell wrote:
You've finally done it, Victor. Because of your post, I'm leaving behind my misguided Libertarian views, and joining you Libs. See, you won. Dosen't that make you feel good?


not really... I'm not really a liberal.
victor809 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 3:51 PM EST
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riverdog wrote:
A heartbreaking thread of staggering genius.{;-)


I had a girlfriend that hated Eggers with all her being.

So while I have not read his work, I approve of his existence.
riverdog Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 4:08 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I had a girlfriend that hated Eggers with all her being.

So while I have not read his work, I approve of his existence.


I knew you'd get it.{:-) I've started it three or four times and gotten to around page 50......... and while it is witty and intelligent..... just too much angst.... makes me tired.
dpnewell Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 4:51 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
not really... I'm not really a liberal.


Of course you're not, and neither is our president. (dang, that was hard to post without using the "sarcasm" thingy)
bloody spaniard Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 5:14 PM EST
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I think he's conservative about things that affect his man purse.Anxious
victor809 Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 5:33 PM EST
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dpnewell wrote:
Of course you're not, and neither is our president. (dang, that was hard to post without using the "sarcasm" thingy)


Hmmm... I think there's a thread out there discussing this very phenomenon....
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#19 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 8:22 PM EST
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dpnewell wrote:
You've finally done it, Victor. Because of your post, I'm leaving behind my misguided Libertarian views, and joining you Libs. See, you won. Dosen't that make you feel good?

Welcome DP, you've just joined a larger world.
dpnewell Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 9:16 PM EST
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Thank you Brewha. Being a Liberal is awesome. I especially like the part where I can now be smug and act superior to everyone else on this board.
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#21 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2012, 5:12 AM EST
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dpnewell wrote:
Being a Liberal is awesome. I especially like the part where I can now be smug and act superior to everyone else on this board.


Arguing online liberals is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap all over the board, and strut around like it's victorious. - Anonymous
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#22 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2012, 8:30 AM EST
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dpnewell wrote:
Thank you Brewha. Being a Liberal is awesome. I especially like the part where I can now be smug and act superior to everyone else on this board.



Now post a pic of yourself with the same moustache as the Biker guy from the Village People and tell everyone how great looking you are...and that you love women!

Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan
victor809 Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2012, 8:57 AM EST
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Arguing online conservatives is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon is just going to make up annoying platitudes which mean nothing but sound good to someone who doesn't really understand what they read.
- Abraham Lincoln
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#24 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2012, 9:06 AM EST
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"I want my free Obama stuff so I can wash it down with my Pinot" - Sandra Fluke
Brewha Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2012, 1:20 PM EST
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dpnewell wrote:
Thank you Brewha. Being a Liberal is awesome. I especially like the part where I can now be smug and act superior to everyone else on this board.


And you won’t need to be stern, judgmental, or narrow minded. Soon you’ll be able to embrace people without caring about their race or religion. You might even start having ideas of your own . . . .

But one step at a time – do you own a pair of Birkenstocks?
DrafterX Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2012, 1:52 PM EST
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does Obama give those away too..?? Huh
HockeyDad Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2012, 2:02 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
You might even start having ideas of your own . . . .



...Which will be provided to you through talking point emails.
DadZilla3 Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2012, 5:50 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Arguing online conservatives is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon is just going to make up annoying platitudes which mean nothing but sound good to someone who doesn't really understand what they read.
- Abraham Lincoln


I rest my case.
hank56 Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Nov 30 2012, 11:20 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
And you won’t need to be stern, judgmental, or narrow minded. Soon you’ll be able to embrace people without caring about their race or religion. You might even start having ideas of your own . . . .

But one step at a time – do you own a pair of Birkenstocks?



You may want to reread this Brewha, it would appear you are being judgmental and narrow minded as well.


Just an observation.


And please don't say you were just being sarcastic, that'd be weak.
dpnewell Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, Dec 1 2012, 7:27 AM EST
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Brewha wrote:
And you won’t need to be stern, judgmental, or narrow minded. Soon you’ll be able to embrace people without caring about their race or religion. You might even start having ideas of your own . . . .



Wait a minute, I’m confused. If I understand this Liberal thing correctly, aren’t I suppose to dismiss outright the neanderthal values of conservatives, and berate and belittle as intellectual inferiors, those who hold such values? If so, aren’t I still being “stern, judgmental, or narrow minded”? Or are conservatives so inferior to me now, that I may dismiss their values and opinions, as I would any other knuckle dragging ape? Opps, if I just insulted our ape brothers, please forgive me, as I’m only beginning to learn the doctrines of my new Liberal faith.

Then again, maybe I’m over thinking this whole thing. From what I’ve read from my new Liberal brothers and sisters (is that being sexist, should I have said sisters and brothers?), as long as I accept and believe what they believe, I’m considered open minded and non-judgmental, while at the same time I can totally reject and ridicule those outright evil conservatives. Wait a minute. How can that be? Now my brain is starting to hurt.

Let me see if I’ve got this part straight. As long as I and embrace the homo-sexual agenda, fight for special privileges for women and minorities, accept all non-Christian religions, I can outright hate white homo-phoebe males and all Christians, while still being considered “loving and accepting”, right? My mind says that it doesn’t make sense, but my new Liberal soul says it’s true.

All this “thinking” is so overrated, and probably a undesirable trait, left over from my former conservative life. It’s a good thing that I’m now a Liberal, and can support political causes because they “feel” right, and my fellow Liberal friends tell me that they’re right, instead of actually scrutinizing both sides of the issues.

I’m tired of searching out facts about issues. So much easier to believe what I’m told to believe. I think I’m going to like being a Liberal.
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#31 Posted: Sat, Dec 1 2012, 8:28 AM EST
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dpnewell wrote:
Wait a minute, I’m confused. If I understand this Liberal thing correctly, aren’t I suppose to dismiss outright the neanderthal values of conservatives, and berate and belittle as intellectual inferiors, those who hold such values? If so, aren’t I still being “stern, judgmental, or narrow minded”? Or are conservatives so inferior to me now, that I may dismiss their values and opinions, as I would any other knuckle dragging ape? Opps, if I just insulted our ape brothers, please forgive me, as I’m only beginning to learn the doctrines of my new Liberal faith.

Then again, maybe I’m over thinking this whole thing. From what I’ve read from my new Liberal brothers and sisters (is that being sexist, should I have said sisters and brothers?), as long as I accept and believe what they believe, I’m considered open minded and non-judgmental, while at the same time I can totally reject and ridicule those outright evil conservatives. Wait a minute. How can that be? Now my brain is starting to hurt.

Let me see if I’ve got this part straight. As long as I and embrace the homo-sexual agenda, fight for special privileges for women and minorities, accept all non-Christian religions, I can outright hate white homo-phoebe males and all Christians, while still being considered “loving and accepting”, right? My mind says that it doesn’t make sense, but my new Liberal soul says it’s true.

All this “thinking” is so overrated, and probably a undesirable trait, left over from my former conservative life. It’s a good thing that I’m now a Liberal, and can support political causes because they “feel” right, and my fellow Liberal friends tell me that they’re right, instead of actually scrutinizing both sides of the issues.

I’m tired of searching out facts about issues. So much easier to believe what I’m told to believe. I think I’m going to like being a Liberal.


Have no fear my friend. Now that you are cautiously taking the first few tentative steps on the long journey to understanding fully the truism 'Liberalism is a mental disorder', some confusion is completely understandable.

I recommend adopting the popular (and soon to be mandatory) chant 'Ommmm-Ba-Ma Ommmm-Ba-Ma Ommmm-Ba-Ma, it will help you to become one with...well, the One.
pdxstogieman Offline
#32 Posted: Sat, Dec 1 2012, 9:04 AM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
"I want my free Obama stuff so I can wash it down with my Pinot" - Sandra Fluke


"I want my $700 billion per annum entitlement for my military industrial complex revenue stream" -Cheney B. Halliburton
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#33 Posted: Sat, Dec 1 2012, 12:08 PM EST
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pdxstogieman wrote:
"I want my $700 billion per annum entitlement for my military industrial complex revenue stream" -Cheney B. Halliburton



Are you implying that Dems vote 'no' on military spending? War?
Brewha Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, Dec 1 2012, 1:14 PM EST
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hank56 wrote:
You may want to reread this Brewha, it would appear you are being judgmental and narrow minded as well.


Just an observation.


And please don't say you were just being sarcastic, that'd be weak.


Condescending. I was going for condescending. Which would encompass judgmental and to some extent narrow mindedness I suppose.

It as in no way meant as sarcasum. We all know that any liberal worth his salt has a well crafted pair of sandals . . . . .
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#35 Posted: Sat, Dec 1 2012, 3:26 PM EST
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I don’t own any sandals. Does that disqualify me? If so, where can a get a proper pair? I don’t want to start out on this journey on the wrong foot.
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#36 Posted: Sat, Dec 1 2012, 4:14 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
Condescending. I was going for condescending. Which would encompass judgmental and to some extent narrow mindedness I suppose.

It as in no way meant as sarcasum. We all know that any liberal worth his salt has a well crafted pair of sandals . . . . .


Birkenstocks.
Brewha Offline
#37 Posted: Sat, Dec 1 2012, 6:26 PM EST
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dpnewell wrote:
I don’t own any sandals. Does that disqualify me? If so, where can a get a proper pair? I don’t want to start out on this journey on the wrong foot.

No. A thousand mile journey begins with but one step (Birkenstocks not withstanding). Remember that the door and the pathway no meaning one the objective is in site. Also, If I define myself as that which is the definition, one cannot find fault with my conceptualization until one knows me as well as I do; which is impossible.

Say, to you like tofu?
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#38 Posted: Sat, Dec 1 2012, 7:20 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
No. A thousand mile journey begins with but one step (Birkenstocks not withstanding). Remember that the door and the pathway no meaning one the objective is in site. Also, If I define myself as that which is the definition, one cannot find fault with my conceptualization until one knows me as well as I do; which is impossible.

Say, to you like tofu?



I tried it once, but my junk shrunk, I grew man breasts and had an overwhelming desire to watch "chic" fli....er Lifetime movies. Also tended to cry a lot and wanted reassuring hugs from other men. Ohhhhh, now I get it. Tofu is a required staple in a liberal man's diet. The wife is not going to be happy, but I guess I have to do what I have to do. So which do you prefer, silken or regular?
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#39 Posted: Sat, Dec 1 2012, 8:48 PM EST
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dpnewell wrote:
I tried it once, but my junk shrunk, I grew man breasts and had an overwhelming desire to watch "chic" fli....er Lifetime movies. Also tended to cry a lot and wanted reassuring hugs from other men. Ohhhhh, now I get it. Tofu is a required staple in a liberal man's diet. The wife is not going to be happy, but I guess I have to do what I have to do. So which do you prefer, silken or regular?

Never tried it. This was in fact just a little test. You're really coming up short on the required empathy that liberals tend to have. No mater though . . . . Sorry about your man boobs. Whatever you do don't tell Wheel.

Now, it may help if you renounce some of your conservative views;
Abortion, it's a woman's right?
Helping the poor is a duty of society?
Where would you like to start? It's all Bush's fault?
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#40 Posted: Sat, Dec 1 2012, 10:34 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
Never tried it. This was in fact just a little test. You're really coming up short on the required empathy that liberals tend to have. No mater though . . . . Sorry about your man boobs. Whatever you do don't tell Wheel.

Now, it may help if you renounce some of your conservative views;
Abortion, it's a woman's right?
Helping the poor is a duty of society?
Where would you like to start? It's all Bush's fault?



How about freedom of religion not from religion?
Freedom of speech?
The right to bear arms?
Brewha Offline
#41 Posted: Sun, Dec 2 2012, 12:30 AM EST
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hank56 wrote:
How about freedom of religion not from religion?
Freedom of speech?
The right to bear arms?




Exactly!

DP, speak out!
People have right to be free from religion.
People have the right to free speech.
People have the right to cook and eat all the bear arms they can get.
victor809 Offline
#42 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 10:13 AM EST
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This thread seems to have gotten sidetracked from the initial hilarity.

Ah well.

I don't own any birkenstocks or eat tofu. I told you idiots I'm not a liberal, that proves it.
riverdog Offline
#43 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 10:18 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:


I don't own any birkenstocks or eat tofu. I told you idiots I'm not a liberal, that proves it.


Hmmm, I've got a couple pair of birkie's but generally opt for Crocs these days.... but that tofu eating... man that's just crazy talk.Not talking
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#44 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 10:31 AM EST
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riverdog wrote:
Hmmm, I've got a couple pair of birkie's but generally opt for Crocs these days.... but that tofu eating... man that's just crazy talk.Not talking


Crocs.

That's just...

man...

You're ....

..... I just have no words....
riverdog Offline
#45 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 11:37 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Crocs.

That's just...

man...

You're ....

..... I just have no words....


Heheheheh. I blame it on my mother. She bought me Hushpuppy's when I was a kid. Doomed me to a lifetime of comfortable shoes.Angel
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#46 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 1:38 PM EST
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Since we're gabbin' about shoes...
Usually hung out with black, brown and, on occasion, white loafers depending on the part of town.

Was going to say enjoyed weekends & sports with chucks but that didn't sound right.



Sorry fer the threadjack. Carry on with the Algonquin Round Table.
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#47 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 3:17 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Since we're gabbin' about shoes...
Usually hung out with black, brown and, on occasion, white loafers depending on the part of town.

Was going to say enjoyed weekends & sports with chucks but that didn't sound right.






Oh, I bet the rubby players were chasing you down the street offering fashion tips too!
bloody spaniard Offline
#48 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 4:57 PM EST
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LOL! I like your dumb avatar- from one idiot avatar to another.

No, never had problems w/"rubby" players but the folks who worked with me in an insurance company near Dupont Circle... and a certain Commissioner of Parks that I met on an elevator once... talk about scaly crocs. Scared
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#49 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 6:00 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Crocs.

That's just...

man...

You're ....

..... I just have no words....


My bud Jamie (riverdog) wears Crocs with socks, and he still outclasses you.
Brewha Offline
#50 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 6:35 PM EST
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dpnewell wrote:
My bud Jamie (riverdog) wears Crocs with socks, and he still outclasses you.

Even though your time as a liberal was brief, improve you eye for detail it has . . . .
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