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Elections over... no more Obamaphones...
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DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 9:12 AM EST
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I heard last night as of Dec 31st you have to requalify for da Obamaphone or it stops working.... gonna be some pissed off people out there..... Mellow
sd72 Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 9:19 AM EST
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WHAT?
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 9:27 AM EST
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I heard last night as of Dec 31st you have to requalify for da Obamaphone or it stops working.... gonna be some pissed off people out there..... Mellow
HockeyDad Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 9:29 AM EST
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I've heard that twice now.
JKilburn Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 10:29 AM EST
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The lines busy. Does the Obamaphone have a redial button?
HockeyDad Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 10:49 AM EST
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JKilburn wrote:
The lines busy. Does the Obamaphone have a redial button?



There is a tech support email. It is [email protected]
bloody spaniard Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 11:03 AM EST
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JKilburn wrote:
The lines busy. Does the Obamaphone have a redial button?


Yeah, it's called cupping your hands over your mouf.Bored
DrMaddVibe Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 3:41 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
I've heard that twice now.



Once fer each phone, eh?
Brewha Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 7:36 PM EST
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It is because the Republicans are going to push us off the financial cliff! Now instead of my iPhone 5 I'll just be getting two soup cans and I'll have to find my own string.




Is there a data package for Cambells soup cans?
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 7:46 PM EST
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Yes, it's a used chopstick for tapping out the morse code... Mellow
Brewha Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 7:52 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Yes, it's a used chopstick for tapping out the morse code... Mellow

I thought Morse was a cat . . . . .
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 8:00 PM EST
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He's dead... Mellow
Brewha Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 10:34 PM EST
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Sad
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 10:39 PM EST
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Ya, he built a fine company tho... prolly still has thousands of employees... Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Dec 3 2012, 10:45 PM EST
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If you got a business....you didn't build that!horse
HockeyDad Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Dec 4 2012, 7:42 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Ya, he built a fine company tho... prolly still has thousands of employees... Mellow




They must not have unionized yet like Hostess did.
Brewha Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Dec 4 2012, 6:20 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
They must not have unionized yet like Hostess did.

Yeah! Unions killed the Twinkie. They paid the execs millions and millions to save it, but the unions just wouldn't play ball.

I hear that the unions created polio too . . . .
HockeyDad Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Dec 4 2012, 7:12 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
Yeah! Unions killed the Twinkie. They paid the execs millions and millions to save it, but the unions just wouldn't play ball.

I hear that the unions created polio too . . . .



They prolly should have played ball. I'm sure the execs will be OK. Maybe even land a position in the Obama administration.
DrafterX Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Dec 4 2012, 7:35 PM EST
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I bet there's a couple ex-hostess bakers making twinkies in da Whitehouse as we speak... Mellow
Brewha Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Dec 4 2012, 7:43 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
They prolly should have played ball. I'm sure the execs will be OK. Maybe even land a position in the Obama administration.

They played ball, to be sure.
But they errored - lay down with dogs, wake up with feas.


No puppy dog ofence Drafter. It's only a metaphor.
DrafterX Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Dec 4 2012, 7:46 PM EST
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Not talking
Brewha Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Dec 4 2012, 8:10 PM EST
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Ok, no more dog metaphors.
HockeyDad Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Dec 5 2012, 7:05 AM EST
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Brewha wrote:
They played ball, to be sure.
But they errored - lay down with dogs, wake up with feas.




Kill the golden goose....wake up with unemployment check. Unions never learn.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Dec 5 2012, 7:23 AM EST
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Brewha wrote:
Ok, no more dog metaphors.



Break out the soy sauce...the Kenyan King LOVE him some dog!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Dec 5 2012, 7:24 AM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
They prolly should have played ball.



WTF were THEY thinking?


horse
es70 Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2012, 8:28 AM EST
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Brewha wrote:
Yeah! Unions killed the Twinkie. They paid the execs millions and millions to save it, but the unions just wouldn't play ball.

I hear that the unions created polio too . . . .



They didn't create it but they wanted time off because others had it. They also wanted benefits because other people who had polio got benefits.
Brewha Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2012, 1:13 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Kill the golden goose....wake up with unemployment check. Unions never learn.

Meanwhile on Planet HockyDad, Hoards of union workers surround the castle while top executives repel them with boiling lead . . . .
HockeyDad Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Dec 6 2012, 1:23 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
Meanwhile on Planet HockyDad, Hoards of union workers surround the castle while top executives repel them with boiling lead . . . .



You mean the union executives, right? Everyone at the negotiating table are executives. Meanwhile the golden goose is killed.
jpotts Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Dec 7 2012, 11:43 AM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
You mean the union executives, right? Everyone at the negotiating table are executives. Meanwhile the golden goose is killed.



Nope.

It was killed along time ago. Right now, they're picking the leftovers from the carcass.
BuckyB93 Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Dec 7 2012, 12:36 PM EST
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"After the election of Jimmy Carter the honorable Coleman Alexander Young, he went to Washington, D.C. He came home with some bacon. That's what you do… Our people in an overwhelming way supported the re-election of this president and there ought to be a quid pro quo and you ought to exercise leadership on that. Of course, not just that, but why not?"

-JoAnn Watson, Detroit City Council Member

I think she's looking for her Detroit bailout and her Obamaphone too.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Dec 7 2012, 3:56 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
"After the election of Jimmy Carter the honorable Coleman Alexander Young, he went to Washington, D.C. He came home with some bacon. That's what you do… Our people in an overwhelming way supported the re-election of this president and there ought to be a quid pro quo and you ought to exercise leadership on that. Of course, not just that, but why not?"

-JoAnn Watson, Detroit City Council Member

I think she's looking for her Detroit bailout and her Obamaphone too.



http://www.cigarbid.com/...1/BACON-Its-What-you-do

Angel
Brewha Offline
#32 Posted: Sat, Dec 8 2012, 7:10 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
You mean the union executives, right? Everyone at the negotiating table are executives. Meanwhile the golden goose is killed.


"This great nation would never have need of any labor union, if the owners and backers of these businesses were people of moral fiber, who would simply do the right thing."

- Abraham Lincoln
DrafterX Offline
#33 Posted: Sat, Dec 8 2012, 11:09 PM EST
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True dat... most people don't get enough fiber... Mellow
engletl Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, Dec 8 2012, 11:11 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
True dat... most people don't get enough fiber... Mellow

Eat more broccoli
Brewha Offline
#35 Posted: Sun, Dec 9 2012, 7:08 PM EST
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Don't be messing with the Lincoln.

He went on to father a great line of automobiles.




And those logs . . .
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