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Zombie Preparedness = Terrorist List
DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,588
"As if warning a zombie apocalypse is imminent, FEMA hosted a webinar for its Citizen Corps encouraging emergency planners 'to use the threat of zombies — the flesh-hungry, walking dead — to encourage citizens to prepare for disasters.' The problem is many of those recommendations would have you do things that would flag you as a possible terrorist according to The DOJ's controversial 'Potential Indicators of Terrorist Activities' guidelines. From the article: 'Don't be silly by thinking you must actually break the law before cops deem you a potential threat and report you. Paying with cash comes under numerous "you might be a terrorist if" lists. Whatever you do, stocking up on non-perishable food as the feds advise should not include buying "meals ready to eat" since that, too, is potentially suspicious and means you might be a terrorist. "Suspicious activity" at military surplus stores includes making "bulk purchases" of "weatherproofed ammunition or match containers and meals ready to eat, as does suspicious purchasing of "night vision devices include night flashlights and gas masks."'"


Film at 11.... horse
ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,673
Yeah they hate preppers, cuz then they lose power.

Can food and dehydrate.
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,588
yep, apparently having a seven day food supply is suspicious... Think
engletl Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
only 7 day food supply???

looks like I am in "trouble" then...good thing I got about a 6 month supply of ammo
chemyst Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 05-29-2006
Posts: 1,674
Another scandal like the posh Vegas and Hawaii 'conferences'.

You'll never convince me that gov't can't take a 10% CUT, and
still function properly.
DadZilla3 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 01-17-2009
Posts: 4,633
chemyst wrote:
Another scandal like the posh Vegas and Hawaii 'conferences'.

You'll never convince me that gov't can't take a 10% CUT, and
still function properly.


Or 25% or 50%...but they always threaten to cut essential services first in order to keep us taxpayers in line and paying for all those bloated Federal government jobs.
Gene363 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,876
So now it's official, the government is oppressing the Mormons, who is next?
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,588
I've watched a couple episodes of the 'Doomsday Preppers' show over the last few days... a couple of those guys are nuts but I wouldn't call them dangerous... Mellow
rfenst Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,447
chemyst wrote:
Another scandal like the posh Vegas and Hawaii 'conferences'.

You'll never convince me that gov't can't take a 10% CUT, and
still function properly.


Of course it can!
Problem is, whose "ox is going to get gored"?
Gene363 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,876
rfenst wrote:
Of course it can!
Problem is, whose "ox is going to get gored"?


Exactly why across the board cuts are the only way. Hell would freeze over before Congress got done arguing where the cuts should be made. They can't even pass a budget.
Papachristou Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 10-20-2010
Posts: 845
those preppers are seriously crazy but not likely to hurt anyone besides themselves. Everyone should have about a month of food/water just in case of a natural disaster.
Brewha Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,202
Ok, I know the guvmut doesn't want this posted. But, if we just follow these rule, we can survive;


Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be hero
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife
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