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LetsRock Offline
#251 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 7:59 PM EST
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engletl wrote:
the only thing for sure

LetsRock is not Hans


Finally something we can agree on!!
LetsRock Offline
#252 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 8:00 PM EST
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watchurai wrote:
My guess:

I.M.Hans= Bobbyscott
(Sleuthing failed, go with copycat)

Not Hans =CSgamescock
(classic denial maneuver)

SchooledBy Hans = LetsRock
(uppity noob punishment)


Hell's no!!!!
LetsRock Offline
#253 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 8:02 PM EST
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engletl wrote:
And to think...it aint even half over yet

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Please dont take this the wrong way...but your BETTER BE ****ING JOKING!!! Cursing
illinichaser Offline
#254 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 8:02 PM EST
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Wow, oh wow Ron, you really stepped in it this time.


Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause


Nice hit boys.
LetsRock Offline
#255 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 8:04 PM EST
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And the kick in the ass is I received my wheel of 50 Donkey Droppings today!!!!

CMON!!!!!

You guys couldnt let me know earlier that this massacre was coming?
watchurai Offline
#256 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 8:12 PM EST
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You noobs. Always so cocky, talkin' smack, so full of pizz and vinegar.

Then....you walk on the wrong lawn. and get schooled FOG style.

All I can say is MAN UP, Nancy. And BOHICA!
LetsRock Offline
#257 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 8:14 PM EST
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watchurai wrote:
You noobs. Always so cocky, talkin' smack, so full of pizz and vinegar.

Then....you walk on the wrong lawn. and get schooled FOG style.

All I can say is MAN UP, Nancy. And BOHICA!



I will eventually man up...once I am out of the fetal position and done sucking my thumb!!
edin508 Offline
#258 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 8:24 PM EST
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Dang! Owned!
engletl Offline
#259 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 8:25 PM EST
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LetsRock wrote:
Please dont take this the wrong way...but your BETTER BE ****ING JOKING!!! Cursing


I said it once already...Da General DOES NOT joke around in matters of annihilation

Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan
engletl Offline
#260 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 8:26 PM EST
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edin508 wrote:
Dang! Owned!

we done moved past owned

You know that feeling you get when you bend over to pick up the soap in the shower?
delta1 Offline
#261 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 9:34 PM EST
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About that pix you were gonna take...better get a very wide angle lens...
ringsize Offline
#262 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 9:57 PM EST
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Aw hell LR I will come to your rescue.






Just don't send me anymore of "that" propaganda.




dang fogs you sure can f a poor fella up.
edin508 Offline
#263 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 10:04 PM EST
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hehe
Someone else got home.
I.M.Hans.U.Yoras Offline
#264 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 12:53 AM EST
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Retaliation is underway...you use my name, I take one of yours out!

https://www.cigarbid.com...NTING-TIGER#post3579671

Let the beatdown begin!!!

Oh, and BTW...the packages were in route and planned long before the first package arrived at LetsRock's porch...

YOU'VE BEEN PLAYED!!!

ram27bat
DaQueenBeez Offline
#265 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 1:21 AM EST
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t33bone wrote:
2 differemt pc's. It can be done.

Easier still: open one acct. in explorer and one in chrome or firefox. Have them both open on the desktop side by side and you can post from both handles at the same time. :-"


This is funny stuff!
Sooooooo many ways to go with it... they're holding Hans? Clapping your Hans? Hans across America? Your fate is in his Hans?
Bur Offline
#266 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 1:33 AM EST
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He's got you and me, sister, in his Hans?

Hans across the water (water), GAH now have bad Wings songs stuck in my head. Curses, Hans!
chswrst726 Offline
#267 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 1:38 AM EST
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What do you call a dog with wings?
DaQueenBeez Offline
#268 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 1:42 AM EST
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Bur: at least it wasn't this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G0CNwPbAEk
You're welcome! LOL!
ZRX1200 Offline
#269 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 1:45 AM EST
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264. Author: I.M.Hans.U.Yoras Date: Mon, 1/7/2013, 10:53PM Reply

Retaliation is underway...you use my name, I take one of yours out!

https://www.cigarbid.com...NTING-TIGER#post3579671

Let the beatdown begin!!!

Oh, and BTW...the packages were in route and planned long before the first package arrived at LetsRock's porch...

YOU'VE BEEN PLAYED!!!















BULLSHEET!


Plus Tiger said you hit like a punta essay.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#270 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 1:45 AM EST
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Can't help but notice, though, how appropriate it is that we now have two Hans...


Looks like Tiger has HIS Hans full right now!
Bur Offline
#271 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 1:48 AM EST
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Don't cut and paste, don't cut and paste, (but she's an experienced fog-ette and seemed so nice in all the Christmas postings) OK paste it.

Hey, I remember the Thompson Twins quite fondly from college parties. Don't think I've heard that one in a long time!
DaQueenBeez Offline
#272 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 1:52 AM EST
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Earworm enough to defeat bad Wings songs? LOL!

I don't know about all this... noods taking matters into their own Hans...sounds like trouble to me!
I wash my Hans of the whole matter!
From now on, just talk to the Han(s) Speak to the hand
ZRX1200 Offline
#273 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 1:56 AM EST
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Try this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Bur Offline
#274 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 1:56 AM EST
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I had no Hans in this Anxious
DaQueenBeez Offline
#275 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 2:04 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Try this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8&feature=youtube_gdata_player



Ummmm.... flying Hoff, weiner dogs & ooga-chacka... WTH did I just watch and WHYYYYYYYY DIDN'T I PUT MY HANS OVER MY EYES????
DaQueenBeez Offline
#276 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 2:10 AM EST
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Makes me feel like SINGING!

(loudly and off-key) HE'S GOT YOU AND ME BRUDDA - IN HIS HANS! HE'S GOT YOU AND ME SISTA - IN HIS HANS! HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS HANS!
ZRX1200 Offline
#277 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 2:11 AM EST
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Why not??!!!!
DaQueenBeez Offline
#278 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 2:12 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Why not??!!!!

Cuz I was busy washing my Hans... he's a DIRTY BOY! BWAHAHAHA!!!
ZRX1200 Offline
#279 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 2:22 AM EST
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Hans over troubled waters.
engletl Offline
#280 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 7:01 AM EST
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Don't forget about George Lucas's creation

Hans O Low
jpellegrin Offline
#281 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 8:35 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
264. Author: I.M.Hans.U.Yoras Date: Mon, 1/7/2013, 10:53PM Reply

Retaliation is underway...you use my name, I take one of yours out!

https://www.cigarbid.com...NTING-TIGER#post3579671

Let the beatdown begin!!!

Oh, and BTW...the packages were in route and planned long before the first package arrived at LetsRock's porch...

YOU'VE BEEN PLAYED!!!















BULLSHEET!


Plus Tiger said you hit like a punta essay.

WTH is a b itch report???
t33bone Offline
#282 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 10:54 AM EST
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Bur wrote:
I had no Hans in this Anxious

Liar
DaQueenBeez Offline
#283 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 11:05 AM EST
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engletl wrote:
Don't forget about George Lucas's creation

Hans O Low



Aaah... he used to be a Hans-ome devil! Then he got old and weird and married a chihuahua...
LetsRock Offline
#284 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 1:46 PM EST
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Mail came....all is back to normal....ahhhhh
Campage Offline
#285 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 2:04 PM EST
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Really?? You sure about that? Lol!!
05busa Offline
#286 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 2:05 PM EST
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I wouldnt say that,heHe
I.M.Hans.U.Yoras Offline
#287 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 2:07 PM EST
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I don't think your NOOBS are finished just yet LR...
t33bone Offline
#288 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 2:09 PM EST
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LetsRock wrote:
Mail came....all is back to normal....ahhhhh

Shame on you

May never be normal again from what I hear. Think
LetsRock Offline
#289 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 2:15 PM EST
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t33bone wrote:
Shame on you

May never be normal again from what I hear. Think


very true!!
edin508 Offline
#290 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 2:15 PM EST
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See man, there all talk. Blah blah blah!
Noobs get er done.
LetsRock Offline
#291 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 2:16 PM EST
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I.M.Hans.U.Yoras wrote:
I don't think your NOOBS are finished just yet LR...



CMON!!!!
05busa Offline
#292 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 2:57 PM EST
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Hehe
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#293 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 4:15 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Bobby is drunk.



ZRX1200 wrote:
And now Bobby will die.


Shesh! I go away for one evening and ZRX takes a hit out on me...what the heck did I do? Nevermind...ZRX/Hans is crazy/Nuts anyways...have you forgot to take your medication?

Think
LetsRock Offline
#294 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 5:05 PM EST
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LetsRock wrote:
Ok here we go....Operation Azz Destruction of Lets Rock....

Hans #1 tonight comes from Columbia, SC...

Uzi
Alec Bradley Tempus
Don Pepin Grcia Cuban Classic (yeah boy!)
Carrillo Short Run
La Aroma de Cuba Mi Amor
Joya De Nicaragua Antano
not to mention some assorted Oregon Ducks paraphernalia

real nice HansSMG

Hans #2 tonight comes from Silver Springs, FL

MOW
Uzi
Obsidian
Undercrown
La Flor Dominica
La Aurora Dede 1903
La Aurora Cameroon Lancero
LP #9 (yes indeed)
AF Gran Reserva x2

sweet hit...

Hans #3 is brought to you from Central Point, OR

AF Rosado Gran Reserva
MOW
Famous Smoke Shop Nic Selection
Camacho Diploma
Cain Straight Ligero
Sencillo

thank you OR Hans

Hans #4 is from Cincinnatti, OH

Feral Pig (love these)
5V A
TAT Mummy (YES!!!!)
Por Larranaga Habana CC (holy chit)
Carrillo

this is a very nice hit

Hans #5 falls under the category of ARE YOU FU KING KIDDIN ME!! This Hans is a shifty one by using a huge brown box so I cant tell the zip it originated from unless its 32935 (Melbourne, FL) which is the only number that could be a zip on the labelHere we gooo...hang onto your hats

Carrillo X2
La Gloria Cubana Trunk Show 2012 LR - 1 and YG-23
Illustone mj12
TAT Apocalypse
Room101 SA
Quesdada Howitzer (this could hurt me)
Asylum 2012
Viaje Reserva Limited Edition
TAT Fausto 114
Camacho Liberty 2010 in the coffin

Now this is where is gets even more ridiculous
The following are ALL CC's
Sancho Panza 2002
Cuaba 2002
Vegueros
Diplomaticos H Upmann 2002
Fonseca
San Cristobal de Habana 2005
Romeo Y Julieta short churchhill 2005

Are you ready for this.... a CAO Sopranos Limited edition gift set. It comes in the most amazing box. I had no clue what this was...upon opening it I discover:

an 86 ring gauge to celbrate the 86 episodes they made
also were the funkiest cigars I have ever seen in the shapes of:

A baseball bat (for effective communication) x2
A bottle of champagne (for celebrations) x2

I am totally speechless by this destruction. I am totally humbled and VERY appreciative. You FOGS won and will not see this noob out of line for quire some time!!!!

Ron





Anyone have any intel on this?
engletl Offline
#295 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 5:21 PM EST
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LetsRock wrote:
Anyone have any intel on this?


I know exactly who that is...along with most of the others...LOL

But I ain't saying a word at all about who they are.
LetsRock Offline
#296 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 5:34 PM EST
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engletl wrote:
I know exactly who that is...along with most of the others...LOL

But I ain't saying a word at all about who they are.


You dont need too. I got the Noob World Order on the case. This one is already solved. I knew who it was just needed a little clarification.
engletl Offline
#297 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 7:06 PM EST
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LetsRock wrote:
Mail came....all is back to normal....ahhhhh

just a lull to get you into a false sense of security
vrodrider Offline
#298 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 7:24 PM EST
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LetsRock wrote:
Anyone have any intel on this?



Ah yea might know one or two of them

and as for as the NWO they most likely could not find there azz with both hands LOL
vrodrider Offline
#299 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 7:25 PM EST
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engletl wrote:
just a lull to get you into a false sense of security


Nah I think he is right all done nothing more coming.

He is a special kind of foolish ain't he??? LMAOSarcasm
whizzy1 Offline
#300 Posted: Tue, Jan 8 2013, 7:39 PM EST
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................just let it happen
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