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DrMaddVibe Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,513
Just take the Vice President's advice!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj1GaX_-E-E

(When did Fuzz actually get a job to interview the VP???)

Now, after watching that...I'm a bit confused...Parents Magazine? Talking about GUNS? Really? Parents Magazine?

Joe Biden actually has a subscription to Parents Magazine? WHY?

Then that brings up all kinds of other issues...Don't bother actually calling 911...NO! Just walk out on the balcony and pull the trigger. Of course all the Detroit homies KNOW what happens EVERY New Year's Eve...that's right...what goes up...MUST come down...where's that shot falling Joe? Nevermind taking up a defensive stance and actually waiting to see if you're in danger...hell it could be a relative or neighbor playing a prank...but you and your wife go out on the balcony and blast 2 barrels of buckshot in the the sky...that'll show them! That'll show them that you're OUT OF AMMO!!! Freaking jackass swore to defend and uphold the Constitution...doesn't even KNOW what the 2nd Amendment is about but he's going to TELL you to get a shotgun. When did the government get into the business of telling you how to protect yourself and with what? I know we're in the healthcare and auto business as well as banking so...they're branching out now? Joe "Plugs" Biden...the only guy that can make Dan Quayle look like Albert Einstein is going to go on the record...AGAIN...about how you should only have a double barreled shotgun...remember kids...if it's one of those pump models...that's on the "BANNED LIST". Man...I can't believe that these 2 guys were elected to begin with...but re-elected as well. Just take the Idiocracy lines and apply them now..."Plenty of tards live kickass lives...ahahahaha....my ex-wife is a pilot now"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mA_geOHWQU

Police officers are oiutgunned...NOW that's a reason to throw the 2nd Amendment out the window!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36ldW_d0ALY

don't buy that malarkey! He WROTE the bill that banned guns!
bloody spaniard Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
Whistle
Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun of your hand
Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand, oh
I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady
You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man
Yeah, I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady
You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man
Huh! and that ain't cool
Huh hey hoe, I heard you shot your mamma down
You shot her down now
Hey Joe, I heard you shot your lady down
You shot her down in the ground yeah!
Yeah!
Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught her messin' round messin' round town
Huh, yes I did I shot her
You know I caught my old lady messin' 'round town
And I gave her the gun
And I shot her
Alright
Shoot her one more time again baby!
Yeah!
Oh dig it
Oh alright
Hey Joe,
Where you gonna run to now where you gonna go
Hey Joe, I said
Where you gonna run to now where you gonna go
I'm goin' way down south
Way down to mexico way
Alright
I'm goin' way down South
Way down where I can be free
Ain't no one gonna find me
Ain't no hang-man gonna
He ain't gonna put a rope around me
You better believe it right now
I gotta go now
Hey, Joe
You better run on down
Goodbye everybody
Shame on you
dpnewell Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2009
Posts: 7,491
If all any American needs is a double barrel shotgun, then maybe The Messiah and Vice Messiah can save us taxpayers a little cash, and do away with their machine gun toting body guards. We the taxpayers can buy them each a double barrel shotgun. It's all the protection any American needs.
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,564
I can't afford a double-barreled shotgun... Sad
DrMaddVibe Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,513
DrafterX wrote:
I can't afford a double-barreled shotgun... Sad



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Eat PB&J for a week...you'd have one!
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,564
screw that.... why doesn't the gubment just give me one...?? Huh
DrMaddVibe Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,513
DrafterX wrote:
screw that.... why doesn't the gubment just give me one...?? Huh



Cuz...you're not in a union!whip
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,564
OK is in da confederacy..?? when did this happen..?? Huh
daveincincy Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2006
Posts: 20,033
Eat PB&J and only use 1 square of toilet paper.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,513
DrafterX wrote:
OK is in da confederacy..?? when did this happen..?? Huh



I dunno...old times there are not forgotten...look away...look away...
Brewha Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,201
Sometimes, I can't help this feeling inside
We're living a life of illusion . . . . .
DrMaddVibe Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,513
Brewha wrote:
Sometimes, I can't help this feeling inside
We're living a life of illusion . . . . .



Propping up stupid people is the democratic way!

Don't stop now...Full steam ahead!




Joe Biden's Shotgun Advice Could Land Jill Biden in Jail

Felony aggravated menacing, reckless endangering charges could result from shooting gun in air

Vice President Joe Biden might want to have a talk with his son, Delaware Attorney General Beau Biden, before he makes another public statement about guns.

In a Facebook "chat" Tuesday, the vice president said that he had advised his wife, Jill, to fire a shotgun in the air from their Delaware home's porch if she was concerned for her safety.

"I said, 'Jill, if there's ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here, walk out and put that double-barrel shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house,'" Biden said.

"You don't need an AR-15—it's harder to aim," he added, "it's harder to use, and in fact you don't need 30 rounds to protect yourself. Buy a shotgun! Buy a shotgun!"

However, Delaware law would likely make his suggestion illegal—unless the shots were fired in self-defense in a truly life-threatening situation.

A sergeant with the Wilmington, Del., police department explained to U.S. News that city residents are not allowed to fire guns on their property.

The sergeant, who preferred not to be identified, said that Wilmington residents are also not allowed to shoot trespassers. "On your property you can't just shoot someone," he said. "You have to really feel that your life is being threatened."

Defense attorney John Garey—a former Delaware deputy attorney general—agreed, and added that several criminal charges might result if Jill Biden took her husband's advice.

"In Delaware you have to be in fear of your life to use deadly force," Garey said. "There's nothing based on his scenario alone" indicating a reason to fear imminent death, he noted.


Garey said that under Biden's scenario, Jill Biden could be charged with aggravated menacing, a felony, and reckless endangering in the first degree.

"You cannot use deadly force to protect property" in Delaware, added Garey.

"It is not uncommon" for people to be charged with crimes under similar circumstances, he said. "I've seen cases where lawful citizens have used guns outside their homes and they end up arrested."

Rob Wiltbank, a gun rights advocate who founded Delaware Open Carry in 2008, told U.S. News he agrees with the vice president that a shotgun would be good for home protection, but he was also troubled by the hypothetical.

"It would be incredibly irresponsible of a gun owner to blindly discharge a firearm into the air," said Wiltbank. "What goes up, must come down and this specific behavior has been the cause of many negligent homicides over the years."

Tom Shellenberger, a lawyer who serves as a spokesman for the Delaware State Sportsmen's Association, told U.S. News that Biden's security tip was "the worst type of advice."


"I am a member of the Delaware Bar, as is Vice President Biden," noted Shellenberger. "There are a number of statutory restrictions that could be violated by shooting a shotgun 'off the porch.'"

In addition to felony charges, Shellenberger cited the "Discharge of a firearm within 15 yards of a road (7 Del.C. § 719), a misdemeanor," and "Violation of the residential dwelling safety zone as set forth in 7 Del.C. § 723, also a misdemeanor."

"Beyond the potential criminal liability, it is simply bad advice," added Shellenberger. "Not only does blasting blindly away put innocent persons at risk, it also tells the bad guys where you are and that you are armed. In most circumstances, it might be better if that comes as a surprise to the bad guys."

The Bidens live at 1209 Barley Mill Rd. in Wilmington, according to official candidate information forms distributed in 2012 and according to real estate website Zillow.

A satellite image of the home on Google Maps, which features a scale tool, indicates that the nearest neighbor's house is approximately 100 feet away. Further away, on the other side of the home, there is a school with outside sports facilities.


U.S. News contacted the Delaware Attorney General's office for clarification on state law, but a spokesman for the office merely indicated that it is legal for residents to keep a shotgun in their homes.

In December, Biden was selected by President Barack Obama to lead a task force on establishing new federal gun control laws. In January, Biden presented Obama will proposals including limiting the bullet capacity of gun magazines and establishing universal background checks for all gun purchases.

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2013/02/20/joe-biden-shotgun-advice-could-land-jill-biden-in-jail




Joe...why you wanna shoot your neighbors or children? Why Joe why?whip
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