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carls7069 Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, May 20 2013, 10:14 AM EST
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Ok folks.
I am looking for a couple of pounds of homemade beef jerky.
Will trade my GF and cigars for some!Sarcasm
Gamecock you need some gars? LOL
05busa Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, May 20 2013, 10:26 AM EST
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Is she fun?
carls7069 Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, May 20 2013, 10:32 AM EST
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that would be affirmative sir!
illinichaser Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, May 20 2013, 11:26 AM EST
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05busa wrote:
Is she fun?



The heck with that!


Can she cook and clean?
carls7069 Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, May 20 2013, 11:28 AM EST
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illinichaser wrote:
The heck with that!


Can she cook and clean?

She owns her own cleaning business! LOL
05busa Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, May 20 2013, 12:15 PM EST
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Im in
carls7069 Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, May 20 2013, 1:28 PM EST
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05busa wrote:
Im in



She is fiesty, bossy, sexy, loving, beautiful, sassy, classy, med-high maint.
05busa Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, May 20 2013, 11:52 PM EST
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Hmmmm
wapper2011 Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, May 21 2013, 1:13 AM EST
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Any particular flavors you are looking for?
05busa Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, May 21 2013, 1:22 AM EST
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He likes rotten azz flava
carls7069 Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, May 21 2013, 7:21 AM EST
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wapper2011 wrote:
Any particular flavors you are looking for?



No particular flavors in mind bro. Just something to munch on at work so I stay away from those vulgar vending machines.
05busa Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, May 21 2013, 7:37 AM EST
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Turkey jerky
carls7069 Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, May 21 2013, 8:03 AM EST
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05busa wrote:
Turkey jerky

never had turkey jerky bastage!
05busa Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, May 21 2013, 8:30 AM EST
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How about man bacon?
carls7069 Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, May 21 2013, 8:50 AM EST
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05busa wrote:
How about man bacon?



That's just wrong!!!!!ram27bat
Bomb busa for being an azzhat!
t33bone Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, May 21 2013, 8:54 AM EST
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Post pics of gf b4 any trade can be considered please. :-)
carls7069 Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, May 21 2013, 8:57 AM EST
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t33bone wrote:
Post pics of gf b4 any trade can be considered please. :-)



MMMMMMM????????ram27bat
05busa Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, May 21 2013, 1:00 PM EST
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Hehe
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, May 21 2013, 2:05 PM EST
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carls7069 wrote:
She is fiesty, bossy, sexy, loving, beautiful, sassy, classy, med-high maint.


You lost me at med-high maint.

whip
Taps86 Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, May 21 2013, 4:45 PM EST
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A/S/L

05busa Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, May 21 2013, 9:38 PM EST
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Hehe
whtwtrman79 Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, May 21 2013, 9:42 PM EST
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What do you mean by medium high maintenance?
05busa Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, May 21 2013, 10:38 PM EST
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Hehe
smokestaxx Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 12:02 AM EST
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carls7069 wrote:
That's just wrong!!!!!ram27bat
Bomb busa for being an azzhat!

bomb busa with man bacon???
05busa Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 12:05 AM EST
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Homemade cut man bacon
smokestaxx Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 12:07 AM EST
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nuthn beats the smell of that in the morning McDrizzle
05busa Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 12:08 AM EST
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How u been?
smokestaxx Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 12:10 AM EST
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ive been good buddy. how's you and the segway holding up?
05busa Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 12:12 AM EST
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Work been busy but im off for this holiday
smokestaxx Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 12:17 AM EST
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enjoy your time off! you know where to get buteras?

this guys looking for them....

http://www.cigarbid.com/...um/c/posts/631591/Butera
05busa Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 12:24 AM EST
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What da fuq is that?
smokestaxx Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 12:26 AM EST
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apparently a cigar... but its a grocery store where i come from.
05busa Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 12:28 AM EST
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They got some green hot sauce?
smokestaxx Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 12:29 AM EST
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they have hot green sauce
05busa Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 12:51 AM EST
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They got any sauce hot green?
smokestaxx Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 12:52 AM EST
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out of stock at the moment but check back tomorrow
05busa Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 12:52 AM EST
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Thanks
smokestaxx Offline
#38 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 12:53 AM EST
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but they do have green sauce hot
05busa Offline
#39 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 12:54 AM EST
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I dont need that one
smokestaxx Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 12:55 AM EST
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good
05busa Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 1:25 AM EST
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I guess
carls7069 Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 7:39 AM EST
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busa likes man bacon?
bet he likes going to the public bath's too! Beer
05busa Offline
#43 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 7:42 AM EST
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Back rubs are nice
kombat96 Offline
#44 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 7:47 AM EST
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I want salsa and jerky
carls7069 Offline
#45 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 7:49 AM EST
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05busa wrote:
Back rubs are nice

Gave my GF an hour massage last night! Oil, massage bed, massaged the b**bies and da b**ty!
I used to do massage therapy so da ladies like that!
I heard you like it from behind! LOL
05busa Offline
#46 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 9:08 AM EST
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Thats the foreplay bro......my GFs lub dat chit
carls7069 Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, May 22 2013, 10:45 AM EST
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05busa wrote:
Thats the foreplay bro......my GFs lub dat chit



you got that right!ram27bat
05busa Offline
#48 Posted: Thu, May 23 2013, 12:37 AM EST
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I got a GF that does masseu on da side......nothin like happy ending,hehe
wapper2011 Offline
#49 Posted: Fri, May 24 2013, 5:15 PM EST
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Dried up cow is on the way
05busa Offline
#50 Posted: Fri, May 24 2013, 5:19 PM EST
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Thank u
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