America's #1 Online Cigar Auction
first, best, biggest!

Last post 6 years ago by paulkeck. 805 replies replies.
17 Pages«<8910111213141516>»
n00b class of 2012 vs 2013 matchups
Jump to Bottom | Previous Topic | Next Topic
illinichaser Offline
#551 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 9:39 AM EST
Joined: 07-24-2011
Posts: 5,772
mikeylikesit wrote:
Yeah I thought we were all sending as many we can fit into a sfr to every other member of the other noob class and the judges would say who did best and then everyone bombs Taps with aspirin and salt???

Brick wall


That's not what I was told to bomb him with in the emails I got from 13'rs. . .
Oscar Offline
#552 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 9:50 AM EST
Joined: 09-12-2012
Posts: 3,169
Taps86 wrote:
We would like to vote OSCAR off the 13s.


Effective Immediately. ram27bat ram27bat ram27bat ram27bat ram27bat



Yawn... Quit gettin yer panties in a bunch there son... Not talking
ZRX1200 Offline
#553 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 9:52 AM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,617
Bobby vs Oscar
Philly J vs Teg

^ to me these will be interesting.
Oscar Offline
#554 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 10:08 AM EST
Joined: 09-12-2012
Posts: 3,169
ZRX1200 wrote:
Bobby vs Oscar
Philly J vs Teg

^ to me these will be interesting.


My money is on Bobby... d'oh!
05busa Offline
#555 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 10:33 AM EST
Joined: 01-02-2007
Posts: 97,187
Hey chaser......u aint got it in ya. Im going to sleep now, thank for the bedtime giggle
tbozz Offline
#556 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 10:38 AM EST
Joined: 08-29-2011
Posts: 238
nitro6526 wrote:
HA! There are three items that I went and bought especially for this. And tbozz will know these things right off the bat. Everything else is from the "collection".

And as far as being scared: As if some words from you guys are gonna scare any of us. You guys have 5 days to get your stuff together before it is time to send. All the junk you guys have talked is going to be weighed and measured soon. Hope you guys had the stones to back it up


I got something special for nitro also, check it out

www.poopsenders.com

I'll give you a hint......extra corn

LOL LOL LOL LOL
05busa Offline
#557 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 10:40 AM EST
Joined: 01-02-2007
Posts: 97,187
Hehe
paulkeck Offline
#558 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 12:31 PM EST
Joined: 02-24-2013
Posts: 2,686
illinichaser wrote:
Oh, I have no doubt, a couple of you will break the bank to "prove" yourselves
d'oh!


Point is you can do some trash talking without just incessantly posting just how big its gonna be. . .


kids these days. . . Not talking Not talking Not talking


Damn someone needs to get out of the nursing home more often!!! GRUMPY GRAMPA ALERT!!!!
paulkeck Offline
#559 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 12:35 PM EST
Joined: 02-24-2013
Posts: 2,686
LetsRock wrote:
5 DAYS UNTIL BLASTOFF!!!!!!!

Paul you better cover your Keck because I am going for the knockout.

im kind of scared to say anything now!!

A. we talk to much
B. we are scared
C. we complain about spending money
D. ill is a douche!!!Sarcasm


oh and i aint worried sucka bring it!!
illinichaser Offline
#560 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 12:35 PM EST
Joined: 07-24-2011
Posts: 5,772
paulkeck wrote:
Damn someone needs to get out of the nursing home more often!!! GRUMPY GRAMPA ALERT!!!!


Geez you guys sure are sensitive. . .


Can't wait to see the beat down some you guys take
horse horse horse horse
illinichaser Offline
#561 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 12:38 PM EST
Joined: 07-24-2011
Posts: 5,772
paulkeck wrote:
im kind of scared to say anything now!!

A. we talk to much
B. we are scared
C. we complain about spending money
D. ill is a douche!!!Sarcasm


oh and i aint worried sucka bring it!!



Ok, I see how it is. . .


Glad to see you are ready to admit to the first 3.



There is no convincing you guys, so talk it up. Come next week it will all be over. . .
horse horse horse

kick his arse Ron. . .
paulkeck Offline
#562 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 12:40 PM EST
Joined: 02-24-2013
Posts: 2,686
illinichaser wrote:
Ok, I see how it is. . .


Glad to see you are ready to admit to the first 3.



There is no convincing you guys, so talk it up. Come next week it will all be over. . .
horse horse horse

kick his arse Ron. . .

We love you GRAMPA!!! even if your old wrinkley balls get stuck under your legs when you sit on the toilet!!
illinichaser Offline
#563 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 12:49 PM EST
Joined: 07-24-2011
Posts: 5,772
You know, its kind of funny, there is a reasonable chance that at least half you guys are older than me. . .




Someday maybe your maturity will catch up with your age Sarcasm
grrrrr609 Offline
#564 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 12:52 PM EST
Joined: 10-20-2008
Posts: 9,171
paulkeck wrote:
We love you GRAMPA!!! even if your old wrinkley balls get stuck under your legs when you sit on the toilet!!



Mine on occasion get "dunked".
grrrrr609 Offline
#565 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 12:53 PM EST
Joined: 10-20-2008
Posts: 9,171
illinichaser wrote:
You know, its kind of funny, there is a reasonable chance that at least half you guys are older than me. . .




Someday maybe your maturity will catch up with your age Sarcasm



Nope! Just look at me.
Taps86 Offline
#566 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 12:54 PM EST
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 4,691
illinichaser wrote:
You know, its kind of funny, there is a reasonable chance that at least half you guys are older than me. . .




Someday maybe your maturity will catch up with your age Sarcasm


Your old enough to be my dad.Think
tegulator Offline
#567 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 12:59 PM EST
Joined: 01-14-2013
Posts: 347
illinichaser wrote:
You know, its kind of funny, there is a reasonable chance that at least half you guys are older than me. . . Sarcasm


It's okay. I'd wager I'm the youngest in the 2013 Summer Noob-off.
illinichaser Offline
#568 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 12:59 PM EST
Joined: 07-24-2011
Posts: 5,772
Taps86 wrote:
Your old enough to be my dad.Think


If you are old enough to smoke I'm not. . .




(come to think of it, this just might explain a few things. . )Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan
paulkeck Offline
#569 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 12:59 PM EST
Joined: 02-24-2013
Posts: 2,686
illinichaser wrote:
You know, its kind of funny, there is a reasonable chance that at least half you guys are older than me. . .




Someday maybe your maturity will catch up with your age Sarcasm

How old are you GRAMPS?
illinichaser Offline
#570 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:01 PM EST
Joined: 07-24-2011
Posts: 5,772
paulkeck wrote:
How old are you GRAMPS?



Old enough to remember the Challenger, the berlin wall, the soviet union.

And come Monday I expect your mailbox will have something in common with all of these. . .

horse horse horse horse horse
nitro6526 Offline
#571 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:04 PM EST
Joined: 09-13-2010
Posts: 1,022
Ha! Good one illini. Stupid '13'ers
paulkeck Offline
#572 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:07 PM EST
Joined: 02-24-2013
Posts: 2,686
illinichaser wrote:
Old enough to remember the Challenger, the berlin wall, the soviet union.

And come Monday I expect your mailbox will have something in common with all of these. . .

horse horse horse horse horse

are you calling my mail box a commi!!!
mikeylikesit Offline
#573 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:09 PM EST
Joined: 01-16-2013
Posts: 1,253
illinichaser wrote:
Old enough to remember the Challenger, the berlin wall, the soviet union.

And come Monday I expect your mailbox will have something in common with all of these. . .

horse horse horse horse horse



These 12ers sure do like to talk...

"I will let my packing do the talking"

Brick wall
Taps86 Offline
#574 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:10 PM EST
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 4,691
paulkeck wrote:
are you calling my mail box a commi!!!



I think he was putting it nicely as calling you a Socialist.
illinichaser Offline
#575 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:10 PM EST
Joined: 07-24-2011
Posts: 5,772
paulkeck wrote:
are you calling my mail box a commi!!!



Don't believe there were any commie's on the Challenger(actually come to think of it, I'm offended you would even say such a thing)


But since you might be to young to remember, all of the above are in pieces, much like I expect for your porch!ram27bat
illinichaser Offline
#576 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:12 PM EST
Joined: 07-24-2011
Posts: 5,772
mikeylikesit wrote:
These 12ers sure do like to talk...

"I will let my packing do the talking"

Brick wall



LOL


LOL


LOL


LOL


LOL


LOL

LOL
paulkeck Offline
#577 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:14 PM EST
Joined: 02-24-2013
Posts: 2,686
well if i didnt spend all of my wellfare check on cigars and beer just to compete with the likes of these great and unbeatable 12s i could probably feed my kids or even get some lunch. but as of now i am so broke i cant even afford to smoke a cigar!! i have to send them all to LetsRock. and i had to take a loan out from a loanshark just to get his swag!!! but hey if i wasnt a noob i would know that it was just in the spirit of meeting new people and yada yada yada im illi yada yada yada!!brickwall mailboxes and grampa testicles

SEE YOU MONDAY BIATCHES!!!!

OH Sarcasm Sarcasm Sarcasm Sarcasm Sarcasm Sarcasm Sarcasm Sarcasm Sarcasm
illinichaser Offline
#578 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:16 PM EST
Joined: 07-24-2011
Posts: 5,772
Just make sure you email all your 13 friends on how you zinged me.


Don't want the email chain to get dropped. . .
tegulator Offline
#579 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:16 PM EST
Joined: 01-14-2013
Posts: 347
All this talk about how much money everyone is spending on their bombs makes me wonder if capitalism ought to be the preferred choice. ;)
Taps86 Offline
#580 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:18 PM EST
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 4,691
paulkeck wrote:
well if i didnt spend all of my wellfare check on cigars and beer just to compete with the likes of these great and unbeatable 12s i could probably feed my kids or even get some lunch. but as of now i am so broke i cant even afford to smoke a cigar!! i have to send them all to LetsRock. and i had to take a loan out from a loanshark just to get his swag!!! but hey if i wasnt a noob i would know that it was just in the spirit of meeting new people and yada yada yada im illi yada yada yada!!brickwall mailboxes and grampa testicles

SEE YOU MONDAY BIATCHES!!!!





d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

Holy Sh.T

OhMyGod OhMyGod OhMyGod LOL LOL LOL Laugh Laugh
ZRX1200 Offline
#581 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:20 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,617
I hope all of the Victor Sinclairs Ron gets are precut.
paulkeck Offline
#582 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:21 PM EST
Joined: 02-24-2013
Posts: 2,686
illinichaser wrote:
Just make sure you email all your 13 friends on how you zinged me.


Don't want the email chain to get dropped. . .

lol they took me out of the chain cause i couldnt behave!
illinichaser Offline
#583 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:21 PM EST
Joined: 07-24-2011
Posts: 5,772
Thanks guys, I haven't had this much fun at work in a while. . .
tegulator Offline
#584 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:21 PM EST
Joined: 01-14-2013
Posts: 347
ZRX1200 wrote:
I hope all of the Victor Sinclairs Ron gets are precut.


I'm sending Gurkha's dipped in my own homemade "rum," let's call it.
paulkeck Offline
#585 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:22 PM EST
Joined: 02-24-2013
Posts: 2,686
ZRX1200 wrote:
I hope all of the Victor Sinclairs Ron gets are precut.

like i could afford Victor Sinclairs!!
illinichaser Offline
#586 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:22 PM EST
Joined: 07-24-2011
Posts: 5,772
1300+ emails really?
Taps86 Offline
#587 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:25 PM EST
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 4,691
illinichaser wrote:
1300+ emails really?


Yes! Don't be so surprised. You must have forgot about the 2nd thread that got created to stop the onslaught in the N00b pib.
paulkeck Offline
#588 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:26 PM EST
Joined: 02-24-2013
Posts: 2,686
illinichaser wrote:
1300+ emails really?

well 1280 of them were from Taps drunk texting!!!
Bentakemoto Offline
#589 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:27 PM EST
Joined: 12-23-2012
Posts: 1,617
illinichaser wrote:
You know, its kind of funny, there is a reasonable chance that at least half you guys are older than me. . .




Someday maybe your maturity will catch up with your age Sarcasm



I'm not in that half, I guarantee it lol
tegulator Offline
#590 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:27 PM EST
Joined: 01-14-2013
Posts: 347
At least that many, Paul.
Bentakemoto Offline
#591 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:28 PM EST
Joined: 12-23-2012
Posts: 1,617
tegulator wrote:
It's okay. I'd wager I'm the youngest in the 2013 Summer Noob-off.



What are you willing to wager....?

hehe Frying pan
illinichaser Offline
#592 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:29 PM EST
Joined: 07-24-2011
Posts: 5,772
paulkeck wrote:
well 1280 of them were from Taps drunk texting!!!


Now that I believe. . .















Boy does he like to hear himself talk. . . horse horse horse






(you don't think he will see this do you, I'd hate to hurt his feelingsSarcasm)
Taps86 Offline
#593 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:29 PM EST
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 4,691
paulkeck wrote:
well 1280 of them were from Taps drunk texting!!!


Lol
Maybe if the phone would have sent all the emails I was trying to respond to.
tegulator Offline
#594 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 1:31 PM EST
Joined: 01-14-2013
Posts: 347
Bentakemoto wrote:
What are you willing to wager....?

hehe Frying pan



Ah...you win. fog
LetsRock Offline
#595 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 2:51 PM EST
Joined: 01-23-2012
Posts: 4,595
illinichaser wrote:
Old enough to remember the Challenger, the berlin wall, the soviet union.

And come Monday I expect your mailbox will have something in common with all of these. . .

horse horse horse horse horse



LOL
05busa Offline
#596 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 2:54 PM EST
Joined: 01-02-2007
Posts: 97,187
The challenger blew up on my birthday. My class was watching it in school when it exploded........i didnt get cake
LetsRock Offline
#597 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 2:55 PM EST
Joined: 01-23-2012
Posts: 4,595
ZRX1200 wrote:
I hope all of the Victor Sinclairs Ron gets are precut.



I was totally exonorated by Tiger of that terrible act. The NWO does not support that type of behavoir.
ZRX1200 Offline
#598 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 2:56 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,617
I get the Challenger joke.

The Gurkha will burn for 72.9 seconds the explode!
05busa Offline
#599 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 3:22 PM EST
Joined: 01-02-2007
Posts: 97,187
They last that long?
mikeylikesit Offline
#600 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2013, 3:33 PM EST
Joined: 01-16-2013
Posts: 1,253
05busa wrote:
I cant even last that long?



TMI... Speak to the hand
Users browsing this topic
Guest (2)
17 Pages«<8910111213141516>»
Back to Top