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New Israeli Airport Security...if only
frankj1 Offline
#1 Posted:
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Posts: 44,273
Hard to beat Israeli Technology!



TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.

It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.


Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat is available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"

BRILLIANT.
jackconrad Offline
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aWESOME !
DadZilla3 Offline
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Excellent! ThumpUp

If Israel ever develops a device that could remotely melt down those thumping 2000 watt car radios, I'd be the first to order one.
Burner02 Offline
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ThumpUp ThumpUpThumpUpThumpUp
HockeyDad Offline
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http://www.snopes.com/crime/deserts/booth.asp


More Israeli propaganda while maintaining the largest two concentration camps in world history. To make matters worse, they probably got US taxpayer funding to perform feasibility studies for this "device".

teedubbya Offline
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Snopes is a liberal tool that shall not be trusted, sort of like Brewha
victor809 Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
Snopes is a liberal tool that shall not be trusted, sort of like Brewha


don't forget "facts"....
teedubbya Offline
#8 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
don't forget "facts"....


you take the good you take the bad you take them both and then you have....
HockeyDad Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
you take the good you take the bad you take them both and then you have....



The facts of life?
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
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HockeyDad wrote:
http://www.snopes.com/crime/deserts/booth.asp


More Israeli propaganda while maintaining the largest two concentration camps in world history. To make matters worse, they probably got US taxpayer funding to perform feasibility studies for this "device".


no need for snopesing, I said "if only" in the OP.
Party pooper.
rfenst Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,459
HockeyDad wrote:
http://www.snopes.com/crime/deserts/booth.asp


More Israeli propaganda while maintaining the largest two concentration camps in world history. To make matters worse, they probably got US taxpayer funding to perform feasibility studies for this "device".



Nice try.
Gene363 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,881
Sounds like something that needs to be developed, gonna suck for people with pacemakers.
HockeyDad Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,208
rfenst wrote:
Nice try.



If all goes as planned, one day we'll have the opportunity to send our kids to Iran to fight and die in Israel's next war!



Aron Heller, The Associated Press
Published Wednesday, June 12, 2013 2:34PM EDT
Last Updated Wednesday, June 12, 2013 10:43PM EDT

WARSAW, Poland -- Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu kicked off a two-day visit to Poland, which Germany's Nazis occupied during World War II and where they committed the worst crimes ever against the Jewish people, with a stern warning about a potential Holocaust from Iran.

Netanyahu said Wednesday the upcoming "so-called" Iranian presidential election will "change nothing" in the Islamic republic's quest for nuclear weapons and that the regime will continue to pursue a bomb aimed at destroying Israel. Iran insists its uranium enrichment program has only peaceful goals.

Iran's election overseers have approved a list of would-be hopefuls, most of them loyalists favoured by both the theocracy and the military, and any future president will likely side with the supreme leadership's nuclear aspirations.

"This is a regime that is building nuclear weapons with the expressed purpose to annihilate Israel's 6 million Jews," he said, alluding to the number of Jews killed by the Nazis during World War II. "We will not allow this to happen. We will never allow another Holocaust."

Israel considers Iran its greatest threat because of its support of Islamic militant groups, its arsenal of long-range missiles and primarily its advanced nuclear program.

DrafterX Offline
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why don't they just use war puppy-dogs..??? Huh
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