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Happy Day! Janet Napolitano Announces Resignation
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Gene363 Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2013, 10:33 AM EST
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Like a giant toilet flushing, DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano announces resignation.

On the down side, she says she will be the next President of the University of Kalifornia.
bloody spaniard Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2013, 10:40 AM EST
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LOL!!! You wonder how she ended up so different from her brother the judge.
Kinda reminds me of William Bennett and his brother, Bob.
Gene363 Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2013, 11:05 AM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
LOL!!! You wonder how she ended up so different from her brother the judge.
Kinda reminds me of William Bennett and his brother, Bob.


Such an insult to the Judge's parents!jester

(She is not related to the Judge.)
bloody spaniard Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2013, 11:09 AM EST
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Thanks for the clarification, Gene. All this time I thought she was a demented sister or cousin.
ZRX1200 Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2013, 11:19 AM EST
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Well some sexually ambiguous whale is gonna have more quality time with Fat Nap.
deadeyedick Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2013, 11:19 AM EST
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I'm thinking she and Elan Kagen are brothers. Think

Glad she is gone and not coming back to AZ.

DED
DrMaddVibe Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2013, 11:44 AM EST
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Those dumb bastards are running back to the institutions of higher learning for a payday.

Only to poison the wells of fresh minds eager to please.

Great...just great.

Can't we turn these types over to some drug cartel instead?
rfenst Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2013, 3:24 PM EST
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Sohow am I going to get the tree-colored ice cream from now on+
DrMaddVibe Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2013, 3:26 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Sohow am I going to get the tree-colored ice cream from now on+



WITH a grope job and LIKE IT mister!
daveincincy Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2013, 3:29 PM EST
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Janet Napolitano
Janet Reno

Folks, don't name your daughter "Janet." DOOMED!!!
bloody spaniard Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2013, 3:51 PM EST
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LOL@3 colored Napolitano icre cream with a grope! Hold the Jimmies but not too tight.
rfenst Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2013, 3:57 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
LOL@3 colored Napolitano icre cream with a grope! Hold the Jimmies but not too tight.


But, doesn't it melt lt when you grope it?
(Running out the door to Walmart to buy them out!)
jackconrad Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2013, 7:35 PM EST
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Ameriica should give her an award for her OUTSTANDING performance as cabinet Officer !!!
DadZilla3 Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2013, 7:42 PM EST
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Sing along, brothers and sisters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx8x3LCnYZw


I've made a small fortune, and you've squandered it all.
You've shamed me till I feel about one inch tall.
But I thought I loved you, and I hoped you would change,
so I gritted my teeth and didn't complain.

Now you've come to me with a simple goodbye.
You tell me you're leaving, but you won't tell me why.
We're here at the station and you're getting on.
And all I can think of is...

Thank God and Greyhound you're gone!

Thank God and Greyhound you're gone!
I didn't know how much longer I could go on,
watching you take the respect out of me,
watching you make a total wreck out of me.
That big diesel motor is a playing my song.

Thank God and Greyhound you're gone!

Thank God and Greyhound you're gone!
That load on my mind got lighter when you got on.
That shiney old bus is a beautiful sight,
with the black smoke rolling up around the tail lights.
It may sound kinda cruel, but I've been silent too long:

Thank God and Greyhound you're gone!

Thank God and Greyhound you're gone!
wheelrite Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2013, 7:42 PM EST
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she's a dyyke
Gene363 Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Jul 12 2013, 9:09 PM EST
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Quote:

Thank God and Greyhound you're gone!


Excellent!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2013, 6:48 AM EST
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daveincincy wrote:
Janet Napolitano
Janet Reno

Folks, don't name your daughter "Janet." DOOMED!!!


Janet Leigh???

Janet Jackson???

Janet Blair???

I dunno...maybe if they're in some Dem administration they have to be built like an offensive lineman and have a face like a coal miner...I dunnoWhistle
jackconrad Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2013, 7:30 AM EST
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_YY_ And howz about Janet in dat Rocky Horror Pictcha now Dammit

Oh and dddee one one Tree's Company twoo!

" C'Mon Knoks at ours doorr .

Dee dee dee deee dooo..."
TMCTLT Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2013, 9:01 AM EST
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Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause ......Beer
Bitter Klinger Offline
#20 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2013, 12:01 AM EST
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Quote:
But, doesn't it melt lt when you grope it?


Erm...that's not ice cream...Sick
daveincincy Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Jul 15 2013, 3:08 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Janet Leigh???

Janet Jackson???

Janet Blair???

I dunno...maybe if they're in some Dem administration they have to be built like an offensive lineman and have a face like a coal miner...I dunnoWhistle


Point taken. Let me rephrase it...if you're gonna name your daughter "Janet," keep her out of politics...and if you can't keep 'em out of politics, keep them out of the dem party.
rfenst Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, Jul 15 2013, 5:07 PM EST
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So,i bought 16 gallons of Neapolitan ice cream at the Walmart near us. I am good for about 3 years now?
bloody spaniard Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Jul 15 2013, 6:09 PM EST
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^ Pancho, you and your napolitano ice cream... (in my best Cisco)LOL!

Reminds of what one of my autistic sons did the other night- opened a half a quart(?) of delicious neopolitan ice cream & left it on the counter island with a spoon inside. Hours later, I found the "soup" & threw it out. Brought a tear to me good eye. Crying


Oops, sorry for the threadjack.
Continue beating Zimmerman into the ground. (cough cough)
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