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Happy Birthday Barack Hussein Obama!!
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bloody spaniard Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Aug 2 2013, 10:25 AM EST
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Rumor is, massive attacks are planned on our middle east embassies in honor of his 52nd birthday this Sunday.

Wonder if the jailed guy who created the horrendous, blasphemous video that caused Benghazi will get clemency?Liar
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Aug 2 2013, 10:28 AM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:

Wonder if the jailed guy who created the horrendous, blasphemous video that caused Benghazi will get clemency?Liar



I heard they whacked him... Mellow
bloody spaniard Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Aug 2 2013, 10:36 AM EST
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No, I hear he's under 24 hour surveillance in case he escapes and does another film.
Rumor has it, he's calling it Undercover Burka.
bloody spaniard Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Aug 2 2013, 2:30 PM EST
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No love for Barack. That ain't right.Sad
ZRX1200 Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Aug 2 2013, 2:32 PM EST
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I hope Soetoro has a nice evening
bloody spaniard Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Aug 2 2013, 3:46 PM EST
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That's my boy! I brung you up rite. Afterall, it's the office we respect not the man.
And remember, it's not what he does that counts it's what and how he says it!

Happy 52nd Birthday, my Presidente!
You taking the family on yet another vacation while Biden takes over steering the garbage scow?
ZRX1200 Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Aug 2 2013, 4:19 PM EST
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I heard Moochelle was gonna dress up like Chewbacca and let him eat a whole cheeseburger AND fries AND icecream tonight.
DadZilla3 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Aug 2 2013, 4:29 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I heard they whacked him... Mellow

So he didn't get clemency, he got Clemenza.

But I digress. Happy Birthday Barry. Are you going to declare it a national holiday in all 57 states then?
HockeyDad Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Aug 2 2013, 6:46 PM EST
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Happy birthday!

Thank you for the "Cone".
borndead1 Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Aug 2 2013, 8:04 PM EST
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Do the terrorists know which birth certificate to go off of? Huh
crgcpro Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Aug 2 2013, 9:24 PM EST
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Is it his real birthday or just the one on the non-existent Hawaiian birth certificate lol?
mikey1597 Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Aug 3 2013, 8:22 AM EST
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How much is this party gunna cost us? If'n it's more than a buck-0-five, it's too much
bloody spaniard Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Aug 3 2013, 12:12 PM EST
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I think I'm going to send him an imitation leather, brown bag and a carton of jheri curl in case he ever wants to go Rick James.
DadZilla3 Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Aug 3 2013, 1:12 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
I think I'm going to send him an imitation leather, brown bag and a carton of jheri curl in case he ever wants to go Rick James.

'I'm Barack Obama, b*tch!'
bloody spaniard Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Aug 3 2013, 1:47 PM EST
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DadZilla3 wrote:
'I'm Barack Obama, b*tch!'

You know there's not a day the frickin' Hawaiian/Sumatran/Kenyan stoner doesn't think it. LOL
bloody spaniard Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Aug 5 2013, 11:48 AM EST
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YAY! Weekend came and went and the only casualty was Michelle's waistline after the cake 'n ice cream.
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