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Burner02 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Aug 8 2013, 5:25 PM EST
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If you always do what you always did, you'll always be what you always were!!

Something to think about.

After the Boston bombing the news media has spent days and weeks trying to determine why these men did what they did. They want to know what America did to make these brothers so angry with us. They want to know why these men were not arrested before they did something so terrible. The media is in a tizzy about this new era of home grown radicals, and about why they
could live among us and still hate us.

A friend of mine from Texas explained it all to me:

"Here in west Texas I have rattlesnakes on my place, living among us. I have killed a rattlesnake on the front porch. I have killed a rattlesnake on the back porch. I have killed rattlesnakes in the barn, in the shop and on the driveway. In fact, I kill every rattlesnake I encounter.

I kill rattlesnakes because I know a rattlesnake will bite me and inject me with poison. I don't stop to wonder why a rattlesnake will bite me; I know: It will bite me because it's a rattlesnake and that's what rattlesnakes do. I don't try to reason with a rattlesnake.I just kill it.

I don't try to get to know the rattlesnake better so I can find a way to live with the rattlesnakes and convince them not to bite me.I just kill them. I don't quiz a rattlesnake to see it I can find out where the other snakes are, because (a) it won't tell me, and (b) I already know they live on my place. So, I just kill the rattlesnake and move on to the next one.

I don't look for ways I might be able to change the rattlesnake to a non-poisonous rat snake...I just kill it. Oh, and on occasion, I
accidentally kill a rat snake because I thought it was a rattlesnake at the time. Also, I know, for every rattlesnake I kill, two more are lurking out there in the brush. In my lifetime I will never be able to rid my place of rattlesnakes. Do I fear them? No!

Do I respect what they can do to me? Yes! And because of that respect I give them the fair justice they deserve...I kill them...."

Maybe as a country we should start giving more thought to the fact that these jihadists' are just being like rattlesnakes, and act accordingly!

In God We Trust!

"I love this country, it's the government I'm afraid of"
HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Aug 8 2013, 5:34 PM EST
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Maybe we can convince the rattlesnakes to shelter in place.
Mathen Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Aug 8 2013, 5:44 PM EST
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Rattlesnake Jihad would be a great name for a band.
victor809 Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Aug 8 2013, 5:44 PM EST
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Burner02 wrote:
.I just kill it. Oh, and on occasion, I
accidentally kill a rat snake because I thought it was a rattlesnake at the time. Also, I know, for every rattlesnake I kill, two more are lurking out there in the brush.



Good idea.
So... we should kill every single person on the planet, since they all have the potential of becoming a terrorist.

Since this is your idea, I expect you to start first. Kill everyone in your town, then yourself. I'll make sure everyone follows suit, and after a successful execution by everyone else, I'll off myself. Pinky-swear.
Abrignac Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Aug 8 2013, 6:00 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Good idea.
So... we should kill every single person on the planet, since they all have the potential of becoming a terrorist



Prolly solve the global warming issue......
wheelrite Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Aug 8 2013, 6:02 PM EST
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what about python's that kill children ?
z6joker9 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Aug 8 2013, 6:46 PM EST
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I want my two minutes back.
Burner02 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Aug 8 2013, 6:52 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Good idea.
So... we should kill every single person on the planet, since they all have the potential of becoming a terrorist.

Since this is your idea, I expect you to start first. Kill everyone in your town, then yourself. I'll make sure everyone follows suit, and after a successful execution by everyone else, I'll off myself. Pinky-swear.



Prolly come to your town first.
victor809 Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Aug 8 2013, 6:52 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
Prolly solve the global warming issue......


Well, it'd certainly make it unimportant....
bloody spaniard Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Aug 8 2013, 7:02 PM EST
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z6joker9 wrote:
I want my two minutes back.

LOL- speed read like I do, young'un. You can get the gist in 1/3 of the time & even have stock posts ready that you can C&p.ready that you can C&p.ready that
(yawn)
dpnewell Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Aug 8 2013, 7:58 PM EST
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But, I like rattlesnakes.
victor809 Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Aug 9 2013, 3:16 PM EST
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Burner02 wrote:
Prolly come to your town first.


Feel free to. Let me know when you're halfway through the population.
DadZilla3 Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Aug 10 2013, 6:03 AM EST
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Burner02 wrote:
Maybe as a country we should start giving more thought to the fact that these jihadists' are just being like rattlesnakes, and act accordingly!

Better to act accordingly not only to the rattlesnakes but also the friends, enablers, and apologists of rattlesnakes as well.
HockeyDad Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Aug 10 2013, 8:53 AM EST
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I'm worried about water moccasins.
TheSmokensip Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Aug 10 2013, 10:07 AM EST
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Rattlesnakes are all over the place here.ram27bat
victor809 Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Aug 10 2013, 11:53 AM EST
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Ummm guys? It's been like 48 hours... I still haven't heard anything on the news about any hard-asses killing everyone in their town. Hell, I haven't even heard anything about anyone just killing the brown people in their town.

Why is that?

There's no way that this was all just bravado and talk is it? Don't disappoint me like this.

Nut up and get to work. Don't forget the children too!!! :)
stogiemonger Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Aug 10 2013, 3:13 PM EST
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Most people who get bitten by rattlesnakes, get bitten while trying to kill them, and would have been safe for leaving them alone.

This fact does not support the analogy. I'm just sayin'.
jpotts Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Aug 10 2013, 7:15 PM EST
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stogiemonger wrote:
Most people who get bitten by rattlesnakes, get bitten while trying to kill them, and would have been safe for leaving them alone.

This fact does not support the analogy. I'm just sayin'.


Then next time they should use a shotgun.
jpotts Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Aug 10 2013, 7:17 PM EST
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I think Victor is just upset because he's joined one of those churches where they dance around with poisonous snakes.





(No, I'm not talking about Harvard...)
teedubbya Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Aug 10 2013, 7:24 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
I'm worried about water moccasins.


Use a little leather cream and they will be fine.
DadZilla3 Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Aug 10 2013, 8:01 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Ummm guys? It's been like 48 hours... I still haven't heard anything on the news about any hard-asses killing everyone in their town. Hell, I haven't even heard anything about anyone just killing the brown people in their town.

That's because they are mostly being killed by other brown people. It's pretty much a non-issue to the media, the race hustlers, and a majority of the politicians.
Burner02 Offline
#22 Posted: Sun, Aug 11 2013, 12:12 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Ummm guys? It's been like 48 hours... I still haven't heard anything on the news about any hard-asses killing everyone in their town. Hell, I haven't even heard anything about anyone just killing the brown people in their town.

Why is that?

There's no way that this was all just bravado and talk is it? Don't disappoint me like this.

Nut up and get to work. Don't forget the children too!!! :)




It is not time yet. I'm not advocating any type of civil war, but unfortunately we are headed that way. It is just a matter of time whether it is a race war or christian/jews against the peaceful religion.


One mans opinion.
Burner02 Offline
#23 Posted: Sun, Aug 11 2013, 12:13 PM EST
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stogiemonger wrote:
Most people who get bitten by rattlesnakes, get bitten while trying to kill them, and would have been safe for leaving them alone.

This fact does not support the analogy. I'm just sayin'.




Only attempted to kill rattlers five times in my life. All were successful.
victor809 Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Aug 12 2013, 2:04 PM EST
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Burner02 wrote:
It is not time yet. I'm not advocating any type of civil war, but unfortunately we are headed that way. It is just a matter of time whether it is a race war or christian/jews against the peaceful religion.


One mans opinion.




Hang on... in your first post you said we need to "start giving more thought to the fact that these jihadists' are just being like rattlesnakes, and act accordingly! " Now you're backtracking and saying it isn't time yet?

Is it just "not time yet" because someone asked you to be first?

Seriously... if all you're going to do is liken "jihadists" to rattlesnakes and allude to killing rattlesnakes whenever you see them... without actually stepping out from your house and acting on it. I'm gonna be pretty disappointed in you.

And, since Islam is a religion, and anyone can convert to any religion, or leave any religion, I hope you recognize that anyone in your town could possibly be a jihadist in hiding. Just to be safe from those "rattlesnakes" you should go after them all.

I'll watch for you in the news. I'm confident you aren't one of those blowhards that just says stupid crap behind a keyboard. You're a real go-getter. A "take the secret Islamic-jihadist-by-the-horns kind of guy."
Burner02 Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2013, 4:52 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Hang on... in your first post you said we need to "start giving more thought to the fact that these jihadists' are just being like rattlesnakes, and act accordingly! " Now you're backtracking and saying it isn't time yet?

Is it just "not time yet" because someone asked you to be first?

Seriously... if all you're going to do is liken "jihadists" to rattlesnakes and allude to killing rattlesnakes whenever you see them... without actually stepping out from your house and acting on it. I'm gonna be pretty disappointed in you.

And, since Islam is a religion, and anyone can convert to any religion, or leave any religion, I hope you recognize that anyone in your town could possibly be a jihadist in hiding. Just to be safe from those "rattlesnakes" you should go after them all.

I'll watch for you in the news. I'm confident you aren't one of those blowhards that just says stupid crap behind a keyboard. You're a real go-getter. A "take the secret Islamic-jihadist-by-the-horns kind of guy."



Can't fool you Vic, you need to get out from behind the key board more.

One more thing.........

Allah Akbar!
jpotts Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Sep 6 2013, 12:16 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Good idea.
So... we should kill every single person on the planet, since they all have the potential of becoming a terrorist.


This assumes that a ferret can become a rattlesnake, which - despite what Richard Dawkins believes - cannot happen. Only a rattlesnake can be a rattlesnake.

No one has the "potential" to be a terrorist - they either are or they are not. It is really that simple.

I guess you're really taking that Eugenics thing to heart nowadays...
tweoijfoi Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Sep 6 2013, 1:59 PM EST
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I kill insects even though they can't do any harm to me. Sometimes I burn ants with a magnifying glass and the sun for the fun of it.
DrafterX Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Sep 6 2013, 2:01 PM EST
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Mellow
snowwolf777 Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Sep 6 2013, 2:17 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Ummm guys? It's been like 48 hours... I still haven't heard anything on the news about any hard-asses killing everyone in their town. Hell, I haven't even heard anything about anyone just killing the brown people in their town.

Why is that?

There's no way that this was all just bravado and talk is it? Don't disappoint me like this.

Nut up and get to work. Don't forget the children too!!! :)



Well duh! The price of ammo has gone sky-high. And it's hard to find some calibers at all. You just don't think chit through, do you?

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