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Abrignac Offline
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Feds Try to Close the OCEAN Because of Shutdown

by Mike Flynn 5 Oct 2013, 7:08 AM PDT 7803 post a comment

Just before the weekend, the National Park Service informed charter boat captains in Florida that the Florida Bay was "closed" due to the shutdown. Until government funding is restored, the fishing boats are prohibited from taking anglers into 1,100 square-miles of open ocean. Fishing is also prohibited at Biscayne National Park during the shutdown.

(see http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/10/03/3668028_p2/shutdown-day-3-food-distributor.html

The Park Service will also have rangers on duty to police the ban... of access to an ocean. The government will probably use more personnel and spend more resources to attempt to close the ocean, than it would in its normal course of business.

This is governing by temper-tantrum. It is on par with the government's ham-fisted attempts to close the DC WWII Memorial, an open-air public monument that is normally accessible 24 hours a day. By accessible I mean, you walk up to it. When you have finished reflecting, you then walk away from it.

At least that Memorial is an actual structure, with some kind of perimeter that can be fenced off. Florida Bay is the ocean. How, pray tell, do you "close" 1,100 square miles of ocean? Why would one even need to do so?

Apparently, according to an anonymous Park Service ranger, “We’ve been told to make life as difficult for people as we can. It’s disgusting.”

Centuries ago, King Canute famously failed to command the ocean tide to stop. His display was actually a means to educate his subjects on the limits of royal power. Today, however, our President actually believes he has the power to control the oceans.


http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/10/05/Feds-Try-to-Close-the-OCEAN-Because-of-Shutdown
DrafterX Offline
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'Make it Hurt'

Not talking




And people will blame Boehner...... Not talking
Abrignac Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
'Make it Hurt'

Not talking




And people will blame Boehner...... Not talking


People fished here before there was a USA. I'm thinking those that have sense enough to navigate a boat have sense enough to know they don't need federal intervention to continue doing so.
DrafterX Offline
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I wonder what the fine will be.... Think
DadZilla3 Offline
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Abrignac wrote:
Today, however, our President actually believes he has the power to control the oceans.

Word around Washington is, Obama is planning a trip to the Middle East where he will part the Red Sea.
DrafterX Offline
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That Bassard..!! Mad
Gene363 Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
'Make it Hurt'

Not talking




And people will blame Boehner...... Not talking


Not everyone, they report to Obummer's Secretary of the Interior, former REI CEO Sally Jewell.

Quote:
The National Park Service (NPS) is the United States federal agency that manages all national parks, many national monuments, and other conservation and historical properties with various title designations.

It is an agency of the United States Department of the Interior. Most of the direct management of the NPS is delegated by the Secretary of the Interior to the National Park Service Director, who must be confirmed by the Senate.
HockeyDad Offline
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The Florida National Guard should be called up to start seizing Federal park assets.
sd72 Offline
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The new party to vote for is non-incumbent. Whatever party they may be.
Gene363 Offline
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HockeyDad wrote:
The Florida National Guard should be called up to start seizing Federal park assets.


Applause Applause Applause
Gene363 Offline
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sd72 wrote:
The new party to vote for is non-incumbent. Whatever party they may be.


Thread Jack Warning: ON

You would flush a turd like Lindsy Graham?


Thread Jack Warning: OFF
sd72 Offline
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It's time to send a message from the employers of politicians, us. Everyone out.

Good luck bitches, on whatever your next career is.
cacman Offline
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Didn't realize the US Guberment 'owned' the ocean and open waters?

What's next??? Marshall Law and shelter in place? Can't leave your home because Guberment officials are idiots?
HockeyDad Offline
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sd72 wrote:
It's time to send a message from the employers of politicians, us. Everyone out.

Good luck bitches, on whatever your next career is.



Agreed
TMCTLT Offline
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sd72 wrote:
It's time to send a message from the employers of politicians, us. Everyone out.

Good luck bitches, on whatever your next career is.



That's my plan of attack Steve.....give them ALL walking papers
HockeyDad Offline
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Most people will still vote party line R or D.
stogiemonger Offline
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It would be some funny chit if they tried to pull that in the gulf waters here.


Tell Boudreaux and Thibodaux they can't fish, and they will ram the cutter with the bateau or pirogue on the way out, middle finger waving in air. Lol!
Abrignac Offline
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stogiemonger wrote:
It would be some funny chit if they tried to pull that in the gulf waters here.


Tell Boudreaux and Thibodaux they can't fish, and they will ram the cutter with the bateau or pirogue on the way out, middle finger waving in air. Lol!



+1
Brewha Offline
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sd72 wrote:
It's time to send a message from the employers of politicians, us. Everyone out.

Good luck bitches, on whatever your next career is.

Better, let's have our lobbyists straighten them out . . . . .
Billman Offline
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We didn't draw that red line in the water.......
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