America's #1 Online Cigar Auction
first, best, biggest!

Last post 10 years ago by frankj1. 28 replies replies.
Give Me Your Sammich..!!!
Jump to Bottom | Previous Topic | Next Topic
DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Nov 25 2013, 11:32 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,555
http://safeshare.tv/w/VoDMsZIpqC

Think
Mine1234 Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Nov 25 2013, 12:04 PM EST
Joined: 02-03-2013
Posts: 339
Welcome home!
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Nov 25 2013, 12:06 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,555
Thanks man..!! Laugh
Abrignac Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Nov 25 2013, 7:50 PM EST
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 17,278
What a gem.
MACS Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Nov 25 2013, 8:46 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,791
Good analogies.
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Nov 25 2013, 8:48 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,555
won't be long before they want some chips too.... Mellow
Abrignac Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Nov 25 2013, 8:48 PM EST
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 17,278
DrafterX wrote:
won't be long before they want some chips too.... Mellow


Trying to widen the cone?
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Nov 25 2013, 8:52 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,555
ya.. they'll want ice cream cones too... Mellow
edin508 Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Nov 25 2013, 9:10 PM EST
Joined: 06-19-2012
Posts: 4,647
I like ice cream cones.
HockeyDad Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Nov 25 2013, 9:14 PM EST
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,135
Fix me an ice cream cone.
DrafterX Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Nov 25 2013, 9:27 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,555
dipped with sprinkles..?? Huh
edin508 Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Nov 25 2013, 10:06 PM EST
Joined: 06-19-2012
Posts: 4,647
Well yeah!
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Nov 25 2013, 10:14 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
DrafterX wrote:
dipped with sprinkles..?? Huh

sprinkles are ghey. call 'em "jimmies" like the manly men from Massachusetts do.
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Nov 25 2013, 10:14 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,555
greedy bassard.... Mad
Gene363 Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Nov 25 2013, 10:19 PM EST
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,820

Nice!

Looks like HD's lessons have been heard too.
Brewha Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Nov 26 2013, 5:52 PM EST
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,182
I was walking along the beach last summer when my wife said she was hungry. So I reached into the picnic basket and gave her a ham sandwich.

Then I said to her; "you know, this is exactly how our federal health care should be. You only got the sandwich because I wanted to give it to you, not because I had to. What's wrong with Obamacare is that they would make me give you the sandwich."

She took a bite and and was thoughtful for a moment. Then she said; "you've been drinking again, haven't you."
DrafterX Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Nov 26 2013, 7:48 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,555
that's deep man.... Mellow
Brewha Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Nov 26 2013, 8:07 PM EST
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,182
Thanks bro, it was from the heart.


And yes, I had been drinking . . . .
Gene363 Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Nov 26 2013, 9:33 PM EST
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,820
Brewha wrote:
I was walking along the beach last summer when my wife said she was hungry. So I reached into the picnic basket and gave her a ham sandwich.

Then I said to her; "you know, this is exactly how our federal health care should be. You only got the sandwich because I wanted to give it to you, not because I had to. What's wrong with Obamacare is that they would make me give you the sandwich."

She took a bite and and was thoughtful for a moment. Then she said; "you've been drinking again, haven't you."


Little by little, even if the truth needs a little alcohol based lubrication. ThumpUp
Brewha Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Nov 26 2013, 10:18 PM EST
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,182
Gene363 wrote:

Little by little, even if the truth needs a little alcohol based lubrication. ThumpUp

Right, later that night after her fourth martini, I had her seeing that the ham sandwich could beat Obama in the next election . . . . .
frankj1 Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Nov 26 2013, 10:28 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
Brewha wrote:
Right, later that night after her fourth martini, I had her seeing that the ham sandwich could beat Obama in the next election . . . . .

c'mon man! He can't run for a third term. Shoulda been able to close that sale on two martinis.
Brewha Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Nov 26 2013, 10:34 PM EST
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,182
frankj1 wrote:
c'mon man! He can't run for a third term. Shoulda been able to close that sale on two martinis.

Nah, remember that she already ate the sandwich - so it was a bit tougher to sell.
Besides, my wife can hold her booze (just try to take it away from her).
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Nov 26 2013, 11:06 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
Brewha wrote:
Nah, remember that she already ate the sandwich - so it was a bit tougher to sell.
Besides, my wife can hold her booze (just try to take it away from her).

I forgot she ate it, deal changer, you're right.
Now my wife...one drink, one drunk.
bloody spaniard Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Nov 27 2013, 12:40 PM EST
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
LOL- Happy Thanksgiving Frank, Brew, guys.
Brewha Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Nov 27 2013, 5:16 PM EST
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,182
bloody spaniard wrote:
LOL- Happy Thanksgiving Frank, Brew, guys.

Happy Thanksgiving Bloody - hope everything is going your way.
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Nov 27 2013, 7:54 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
bloody spaniard wrote:
LOL- Happy Thanksgiving Frank, Brew, guys.

Thank you, and to you and yours
bloody spaniard Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Nov 28 2013, 12:23 PM EST
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
Appreciate that.
It's an honor & pleasure to read both of you and call you my friends.
frankj1 Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Nov 28 2013, 1:10 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
bloody spaniard wrote:
Appreciate that.
It's an honor & pleasure to read both of you and call you my friends.

clearly you need to raise your standards...


glad you haven't though.
Users browsing this topic
Guest
Back to Top