teedubbya wrote:You knuckleheads are a mess. I’ve got a lot to get done today so here is my quick attempt at clarification. These are the things I hold to be true.
1. I did not get banded because I owed a $3.75 stocking fee on a Perdomo ESV guayabera evidently won in 2009 but never sent because my digits expired. It is more of an amusing after effect. I never remember winning it, but according to cbid I did and my card had expired. I’ve ordered things since (not much) with no issue and this is just a blip in the matrix found because of all this…..
2. I did get banded because I logged in as Bloody Spaniard and posted something about a fireman. I did not realize he would find it as offensive as he does. I do now. It is funny, we all think other people will react like we have or will, but thats faulty logic.
3. Bloody did complain (for reasons of his own) and the account was locked. They locked all accounts with the same address etc. which prevented me from using real info when creating a new account.
4. I used my correct name address etc. on all accounts (prior to grady and shamone) because I was never trying to fool the powers that be at cigar bid.
5. Bloody did not know it was me. At the time he kept calling me Andy. I suspect because Andy did something similar to Bloody in the past, and I believe Andy did the same to me as well (someone did….(teeedubbya, or teeddubbya or something like that) I don’t care who… it was funny). Trish thought the account was tied to Andy as well for some reason. Likely looking at an old account…maybe a bogus teedubbbbbbya account?
6. Bloody does not like to do that vile repugnant thing that makes the fireman spit. Teedubbya does and for that he should be ashamed. Also teedubbya needs to quit stealing southpark material so they do not sue him for using the whole fireman thing.
7. I aint mad at Blood. We is who we is yo. Word.
The teedubbya no longer has time for this you jackalopes. (talking in third person is hard, I don’t know how HD and the French do it.)
Now get of my lawn!
What we have learned:
1. Make sure your credit card info is up to date.
2. Don't create an alter ego mimicking a user name that is copyrighted, tied to a LinkedIn profile that relates to a business owned by a guy that makes fun of others, but may be offended by your offending remarks even if you don't find your offensive remarks offending.
3. For each bogus names, use different bogus address.
4. Always try to fool da higher ups.
5. Let the person know before you offend them so they don't think it's someone else who is offending them.
6. Don't spit in the shower, or talk about others doing so.
7. Word to ya muther.
