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madspackler Offline
#351 Posted: Fri, Jun 6 2014, 1:47 PM EST
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Nicely played Lefty. Good hit on DED.
Palama Offline
#352 Posted: Fri, Jun 6 2014, 2:03 PM EST
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Most excellent! ThumpUp
dharbolt Offline
#353 Posted: Fri, Jun 6 2014, 2:42 PM EST
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Most excellent indeed
deadeyedick Offline
#354 Posted: Fri, Jun 6 2014, 5:27 PM EST
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Think I have a target picked out. Need to do a little deep diving in the big humi for this guy. Shhh

DED
leftyposthole Offline
#355 Posted: Fri, Jun 6 2014, 6:10 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Think I have a target picked out. Need to do a little deep diving in the big humi for this guy. Shhh

DED

Uh Oh
mikey1597 Offline
#356 Posted: Fri, Jun 6 2014, 7:14 PM EST
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Poor bastid
DaQueenBeez Offline
#357 Posted: Fri, Jun 6 2014, 8:43 PM EST
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Aaaah, recess with unruly children. Gotta love it. Has anyone else noticed that kids today don't know how to play ANY of the good old playground games? No Red Rover, no kickball, no keep away, no clapping games, no hot potato, no four square, no hopscotch...

And, some kids just can't be taught. For example, I tried to get a rowdy bunch of boys going on one of the simplest playground games there is - tag. Not too complicated, right? I tag you, now you're "it." You tag someone else - now they're "it." And on and on and on.

These kids really need to double up on the ritalin, because it didn't take long for tag to deteriorate into Lord of the Flies.

"Okay, Stevie - I tagged you, so you're 'it.' Now you have to go tag someone else, and THEY'LL be 'it.' Okay?"

Okay...I tag you, and YOU!

"No...honey you only tag one person at a time. One person tags one person...Understand?"

(Child 1) Okay! I tag you and YOU!

"No, honey - that's not they way you play the ga...

(Child 1) BUUUUT STEEEEVIE DID IT!

(Child 2) Hey! No fair! He got to tag two people! I wanna tag two people too!

After the 4 or 5 tags, I couldn't tell who was "it" anymore - could have been anyone...hell, it could have been EVERYONE! But they were keeping themselves entertained, and no one had gotten into a fight or fallen off the monkey bars or been bitten yet, so I figured what the hell - they're having fun, and that was really the point of the whole thing anyway, so... viva la difference!

UNTIL...one of the little monkeys came flying out of nowhere, whallopped me upside the head and screamed, "TAG! YOU'RE IT! HAHAHAHAHA!."

And while I lay there on the grass, protesting loudly that I only started the game, another &$#! little monkey flew in from LEFT field and leaped off of a POST into the middle of my stomach, landing so hard that the impact left a HOLE, knocking the wind out of me and leaving me gasping for breath and seeing stars...





DPG original blue (BOOYAH!)
LFD
PAM '64
Illusione f9
black label tat
Las calaveras (new!)
Asylum
Opus

WTH??? Tag team tagging? Is that even legal????
illinichaser Offline
#358 Posted: Fri, Jun 6 2014, 8:57 PM EST
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hahahahahahaha
Palama Offline
#359 Posted: Fri, Jun 6 2014, 9:03 PM EST
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Oh my! I'm shocked!

Nice going Lefty. ThumpUp
mikey1597 Offline
#360 Posted: Fri, Jun 6 2014, 9:16 PM EST
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Hey Queenie, you don't think it's over do you?
dharbolt Offline
#361 Posted: Fri, Jun 6 2014, 9:26 PM EST
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Hehe you guys are great
DaQueenBeez Offline
#362 Posted: Fri, Jun 6 2014, 9:26 PM EST
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mikey1597 wrote:
Hey Queenie, you don't think it's over do you?


ram27bat
leftyposthole Offline
#363 Posted: Fri, Jun 6 2014, 9:59 PM EST
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Dang them Librarians are tarp as a shack, enjoy sister, after all you started this mess!
mikey1597 Offline
#364 Posted: Fri, Jun 6 2014, 10:17 PM EST
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Thing is, she's one of usn teachers.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#365 Posted: Fri, Jun 6 2014, 11:04 PM EST
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Yup yup! Just when I didn't think life could get any better, I got a classroom with my name on the door and a bunch of sweet shorties calling me TEACHER...but ya never get librarian out of your blood!
Sweet talked the principal into sending me to a literacy/reading conference in a couple weeks, in fact! Sold her on the "parental involvement with pre-readers" and "building and maintaining classroom libraries" break-out sessions, but what sold ME was the chance to play librarian fangirl to Gordon Korman EEEEEEEeeee!
LOL!

Either way, you lot are clearly using common core "math" here...
leftyposthole Offline
#366 Posted: Sat, Jun 7 2014, 7:45 AM EST
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Don't suppose you can enjoy a fine ceegar on playground break?
illinichaser Offline
#367 Posted: Sat, Jun 7 2014, 8:31 AM EST
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Common core math . . .



Thats divide by turtle, multiply by box, right????
DaQueenBeez Offline
#368 Posted: Sat, Jun 7 2014, 9:07 AM EST
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leftyposthole wrote:
Don't suppose you can enjoy a fine ceegar on playground break?


LOL! If it were allowed, I don't think I'd ruin it with "watch me! Teacher, watch me! I have to potty! Teacher, he spit at me! Teacher, he's putting rocks on the slide!" distractions!

After-school-dinner-dishes-are-done-sittin'-on-the-patio-all-about-ME-chill-time, baby!
DaQueenBeez Offline
#369 Posted: Sat, Jun 7 2014, 9:12 AM EST
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illinichaser wrote:
Common core math . . .



Thats divide by turtle, multiply by box, right????



Actually the most accurate example I've seen so far was: "Jack has a cat and Jill has a pail of water. If Billy has $5, how many figs will his dog eat? Write your constructed response using a bar graph."
mikey1597 Offline
#370 Posted: Sat, Jun 7 2014, 9:20 AM EST
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DaQueenBeez wrote:
Actually the most accurate example I've seen so far was: "Jack has a cat and Jill has a pail of water. If Billy has $5, how many figs will his dog eat? Write your constructed response using a bar graph."



Answer:

Yes except for the fact the bananas don't have bones.
illinichaser Offline
#371 Posted: Sat, Jun 7 2014, 9:21 AM EST
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LOL



That is pretty accurate.


Just remember 2 +2 = fish

And 1+1= window
youngra Offline
#372 Posted: Sat, Jun 7 2014, 9:31 AM EST
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madspackler wrote:
Nicely played Lefty. Good hit on DED and da Queen.


+1

=d> Beer

RY
Herfing
DaQueenBeez Offline
#373 Posted: Sat, Jun 7 2014, 9:31 AM EST
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You forgot to write your response in multicolored hash marks.
mikey1597 Offline
#374 Posted: Sat, Jun 7 2014, 9:34 AM EST
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Mama, the teacher yelled at me
frozenphoenix1 Offline
#375 Posted: Sat, Jun 7 2014, 9:39 AM EST
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Is some one breaking out the can of raid on the queen bee?

Great targets selected by those that have been "it"!
DaQueenBeez Offline
#376 Posted: Sat, Jun 7 2014, 9:41 AM EST
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LOL - I love the "I'm going to tell my mom!" when I put them in time-out, take away a privilege, make them put their crap back in their cubby....

"Okay - in fact, I think we need to tell her TOGETHER. What do you think she'll say?"

For some reason, they lose interest in the conversation AHAHAHAHAHA!
DaQueenBeez Offline
#377 Posted: Sat, Jun 7 2014, 9:43 AM EST
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mikey1597 wrote:
Mama, the teacher yelled at me


I SAID SIT YOUR LITTLE BUTT DOWN AND STOP THROWING CIGARS AT THE TEACHER!ram27bat



Oops...I mean, "Was that a good choice, or a bad choice? We need to be making GOOD choices - let's think about what a GOOD choice would be..."
mikey1597 Offline
#378 Posted: Sat, Jun 7 2014, 9:44 AM EST
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It's good to be Queen,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, or King
DaQueenBeez Offline
#379 Posted: Sat, Jun 7 2014, 9:47 AM EST
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There is no king - there is ONLY Da QUEEN! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
illinichaser Offline
#380 Posted: Sat, Jun 7 2014, 10:27 AM EST
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DaQueenBeez wrote:
I SAID SIT YOUR LITTLE BUTT DOWN AND STOP THROWING CIGARS AT THE TEACHER!ram27bat



Oops...I mean, "Was that a good choice, or a bad choice? We need to be making GOOD choices - let's think about what a GOOD choice would be..."



Cigars and booze??

Beer Beer


Herfing Herfing
deadeyedick Offline
#381 Posted: Wed, Jun 11 2014, 5:27 PM EST
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OK it's been some time since this brother was active. I thought this next victim needed a few moldy OLD Cubans to say welcome back so here goes:

9505 5214 1863 4162 0008 51

DED
T Z Offline
#382 Posted: Fri, Jun 13 2014, 6:28 AM EST
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HMMM who could this be?
mikey1597 Offline
#383 Posted: Fri, Jun 13 2014, 7:29 AM EST
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fog maybe?????????




T Z wrote:
HMMM who could this be?
mikey1597 Offline
#384 Posted: Fri, Jun 13 2014, 7:31 AM EST
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Finally got my ass in gear,,,,,,,,,,,, DC to follow.
mikey1597 Offline
#385 Posted: Fri, Jun 13 2014, 12:35 PM EST
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oops, no DC but, it's gone.

another one leaves early next week
T Z Offline
#386 Posted: Fri, Jun 13 2014, 4:37 PM EST
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mikey1597 wrote:
fog maybe?????????








Ya kind of thought it would be cooper or maybe ECR.. trying to remember who is as old as Rick that aint been around..

Wait he found Cros
dharbolt Offline
#387 Posted: Fri, Jun 13 2014, 4:46 PM EST
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BJ?
mikey1597 Offline
#388 Posted: Fri, Jun 13 2014, 8:02 PM EST
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dharbolt wrote:
BJ?



You offering?
T Z Offline
#389 Posted: Fri, Jun 13 2014, 8:26 PM EST
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take a number
mikey1597 Offline
#390 Posted: Fri, Jun 13 2014, 8:28 PM EST
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I'll take #1
illinichaser Offline
#391 Posted: Mon, Jun 16 2014, 4:11 PM EST
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Mikey got a number all right!!horse horse

He got my number d'oh! d'oh!

I've been tagged. I thought this was supposed to be a simple 5'er tag??

Lets hope the professor isn't teaching math. . .


He hit me with
2x 2012 EPC short runs
2 x La Aurora 100 anos
1 x best seller
3 x tat tatoo
and 2 I can only guess to be Illusione MJ 12's One black foil and one silver foil.


Thank you Mikey, this was mighty generous.


And now, I need to select a victim, err a target.
mikey1597 Offline
#392 Posted: Mon, Jun 16 2014, 4:36 PM EST
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Yes Sir you got em right. and I do teach some high level geekie math but CBID math is a field of it's own.

Enjoy Brutha!
dharbolt Offline
#393 Posted: Mon, Jun 16 2014, 4:58 PM EST
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Nice
Palama Offline
#394 Posted: Mon, Jun 16 2014, 6:22 PM EST
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Well done sir! (...the clapping emoticon doesn't work for me...)
stinger88 Offline
#395 Posted: Mon, Jun 16 2014, 7:18 PM EST
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Mikey don't play. That was a wicked tag. Great job.
harleyd31 Offline
#396 Posted: Mon, Jun 16 2014, 8:35 PM EST
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Nice job Mikey!!!
frozenphoenix1 Offline
#397 Posted: Mon, Jun 16 2014, 8:38 PM EST
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That looks like a cbid fiver of old. Nice tag there mikey!
illinichaser Offline
#398 Posted: Mon, Jun 16 2014, 8:44 PM EST
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mikey1597 wrote:
Yes Sir you got em right. and I do teach some high level geekie math but CBID math is a field of it's own.

Enjoy Brutha!



I love the high level geeky math. . . (no longer have to be able to count)
stinger88 Offline
#399 Posted: Fri, Jun 20 2014, 12:12 PM EST
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Has this died?
illinichaser Offline
#400 Posted: Fri, Jun 20 2014, 12:24 PM EST
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I've been a little busy this week, but plan to get a tag to carry it on soon enough. . .
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