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vanzandt Offline
#151 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 3:47 PM EST
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I'm wit fluffy
Bur Offline
#152 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 4:47 PM EST
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LOL
ZRX1200 wrote:
NINE today .........gdamnit
csgamecock Offline
#153 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 4:47 PM EST
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Hahaha. ........ I love this chit!

Just curious Jamie, what's the running count so far?
shaun341 Offline
#154 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 4:53 PM EST
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It's got to be approaching the size of the wombats recent hit.

This is fun to see
Puffnstuff79 Offline
#155 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 4:55 PM EST
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There is no way possible to get paybacks if you wanted to. This is purely sitting under an atom bomb and going, "Yup, this is happening!"
youngra Offline
#156 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 4:58 PM EST
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horse horse horse horse horse horse horse horse

A series of small (but potent) thermal nuclear explosions have been reported throughout the week in and around Medford Oregon, local officials have a suspect in mind, but have been too dayumed busy helping the poor man with a broken arm carry boxes into his house.................................................................. More at 6:00

Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan

Beer Beer Beer

RY
Herfing
desolbones Offline
#157 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 5:03 PM EST
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Gotta love it!
spectresquad Offline
#158 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 5:12 PM EST
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Herfing Ahhh sitting back thinking of Jamie trying to figure out what to smoke, eat or sip first...hahahahahBeer

Trying to twist off those beer tops could be a problem, Holding that cigar just right while trying to toast that foot, could be uncomfortable, Getting those licorices out of your teeth between bites and puffs could be frustrating, but oooh man you are not going to forget this beatingram27bat Send us a picture of the damage!
Puffnstuff79 Offline
#159 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 5:16 PM EST
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The keys are gonna break off the computer. Imagine the finger pecking needed to type this all up
madspackler Offline
#160 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 5:18 PM EST
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Even a picture of the discarded boxes would be impressive.

Pics or it did not happen!!!

Hope you enjoy the sticks and more importantly, hope your arm gets better soon.
madspackler Offline
#161 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 5:20 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
NINE today .........I'm Loving it!!!!!!



Fixed it for you. Take your beating like a man!fog
frankj1 Offline
#162 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 6:47 PM EST
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I heard there were 78 inquiries about joining the bomb squad...
imagine if half of them do it!
Bitter Klinger Offline
#163 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 6:52 PM EST
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I see mine finally landed, so...

Damage Report, Crip! Lets see it!

You're gonna be a one-handed computer expert before this is over...wait, you already, ah, ...nevermind...

horse Frying pan horse Frying pan horse Frying pan horse Frying pan horse

Herfing
vanzandt Offline
#164 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 9:09 PM EST
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Bitter Klinger wrote:
I see mine finally landed, so...

Damage Report, Crip! Lets see it!

You're gonna be a one-handed computer expert before this is over...wait, you already, ah, ...nevermind...

horse Frying pan horse Frying pan horse Frying pan horse Frying pan horse

Herfing
hehehed'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! Speak to the hand
danmdevries Offline
#165 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 9:38 PM EST
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Lolz. This is great.

get him!
Plowboy221 Offline
#166 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 10:02 PM EST
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Chit I forgot pipe tobacco and that you broke your arm, I taped the chit out of the box and gorilla glued it shut…
Puffnstuff79 Offline
#167 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 10:48 PM EST
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HEADLINE:

New Cigar Store Opens In Oregan

Man with a broken arm is evicted from his home as living conditions have been found not safe for human sustainability due to excessive cigar hoarding. The man was seen constructing a lemonade stand style cigar shpo made entirely of discarded cigar boxes. When asked what happened the man said, "I have nothing to say. It's in the first two rules."

More at 6. And follow up coverage is expected to continue at least through next week.
ZRX1200 Offline
#168 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 10:50 PM EST
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Ed sceneca falls, NY Punch Gran Puro, RyJ Reserva, Obsidian Black (x2)Perdomo MJ12

Llad01 Partagas Benji, MUWAT, PdR Reserva Limitada, Camacho, Anejo46

Madspackler Camacho Maduro, Diesel Perfecto, Camacho (x2), LaReloba, Oliveros Platinum

Fiddler A nice card, MUWAT, RyJ Wide Churchill (cc), unlabeled dark PC, NHC Lancero natural, Illusione HL Maduro, H Upmann Half Corona, Partagas 19845 Maduro

Bitter Klinger Ave Maria solomon, Black Crown SOA, Padron 5k natural, RP Edge Sumatra, Brickhouse, Surrogates Bone Crusher

John Ocala Fla MOW PAM, Viaje 12ga, Camacho Maduro, Kristoff Criollo Ligero, LaDC Mi Amor Reserva, MF #3 Cremas

Stingray Tatuaje SW, Drew Estates Dirty Rat, Illusione R, Cain F tubo, Tatuaje Fedral 90th

SMGBobbyScott. DE Baitfish x5, Miuro (?x3?), Cubita (?x2?), Dona Flor PuroMata Fina (?), RyJ (NC never seen), Macanudo 1968 (x3), Partagas Black

And my noob.......
csgamecock Tatuaje SW, Nica Libre, CAO MX2, Tatuaje Anarchy, CAO Black (07), Oliva G, R Bueso Genesis



For all you eager beavers and crazy mofos the running total is 170 cigars, 3 tins of pipe baccy, one bag of Penzance, a cool wooden pipe holder and a boatload of goodie treats.
danmdevries Offline
#169 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 10:53 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:

For all you eager beavers and crazy mofos the running total is 170 cigars, 3 tins of pipe baccy, one bag of Penzance, a cool wooden pipe holder and a boatload of goodie treats.


Holy carp!!! ThumpUp

Maybe it's time I send some cigars... er wait. You didn't get any beers in that list! I'll send beers, better for physical therapy anyhow.
Puffnstuff79 Offline
#170 Posted: Fri, May 16 2014, 10:57 PM EST
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The new 500 isn't 500 posts...it's 500 CIGARS!!!horse Applause
euodias Offline
#171 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 12:59 AM EST
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okay boys, lets see if we can make 200
Plowboy221 Offline
#172 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 1:31 AM EST
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We don't like That Preeck zrx that much to make it a 200
spectresquad Offline
#173 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 1:40 AM EST
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Man I am just glad I am too new to bomb. I do not have the room in my Little RV to hold all that. I would have to get a trailer to tow behind it, and when I went back to sea I would have to have two cabins, one for me and the cats, and one for cigars....hold on....Don't even think about it! Shame on you
Mandobro Offline
#174 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 5:49 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
THIRTEEN M*****-F****** packages??? Really?!

Burner02~ Tatuaje 10th Reserva perfecto, A Fuente Shark, Oliva V maduro, Viaje b&w band (?), Viaje red black and silver band (?) And a nice note.

Smokingsip~ bag of M&M's (gone) Montecristo Vintage 99, Spectre, Diesel Shorty, Libertad, Obsidian White, 5Vegas Limitada 13', DE Undercrown, Tatuaje HCS Maduro, CLE Cuarenta, tin of Dunhill Elizabethan and a nice note

Mr Wyatt (New Coney, Tx?) A cool pipe holder with tamper (wood) and a BOX of JdN 1970 Consuls!

Mr Oetzel (Allen, Tx) WOAN, Harerra Esteli, EPC Cubra, Estella Espinoza, H Upmann Reserva, Jaime Garcia Reserva, Aurora 1495, MFLB PR, DE Undercrown, Viaje Candy Cane, Montecristo, Four Kicks.

Mandobro~ La Aurora Puro Vintage 03', Punch Gusto, Obsidian Black, Oliva V lancero, Espinoza La Zona, Ave Maria and a nice note

Mr Basse Hamilton, Tx~ Fuente 858 Nat & Maduro & Sungrown, Tatuaje Reserva (J21?), Oliva V, Illusione MK, LFD Airbender Chisel

shaun341~ My Father S, Partagas PC (cc), Juan Lopez #2, Tatuaje Verocu #9, ??band but no name but a symbol??

Bur~ White Owl Peach tubo! Bag o candy, cutter, 4 bags of pipe baccy, LP9, Oliva O maduro, Obsidian White

Youngra~ Oliva G maduro (x3) Tatuaje PC, Camacho Triple Maduro, EPC Elincos, Coronado Hammer, MUWAT, LFD Box pressed maduro, Tatuaje Havanas, MUWAT Baitfish x5

???? Imperial Beach, CA??? Don Douglas (x2) Perdomo Cabinet series Sungrown (x2 and yellow/brown cello) CI Anniversary (x2)

Spectresquad~ Moonpie, big ass red licorice, LHC Oscuro Solomon, 5V Maduro, F.D. Gonzalez, CI Blendlab #BH-5554, Tatuaje monster (Jason?)A and a nice note this was his first cbid bomb!

Mr Laflin Evensville, IA~ JDH Reserve, Fuente R44, Viaje red black and silver band, Viaje 12 gauge, H Upmann Royal Robusto (cc), Illusione Singulare, tin of Sutliff #5 pipe baccy, tin of Sutliff Charlemagne pipe baccy, and A FRIGGIN BAG OF ESOTERICA PENZANCE!!!

Jespear~ Pipe cleaners, filters, pouch Borkum pipe baccy, Fuente Masterpiece Natural AND Maduro, Surrogate Crystalballer, L'Atelier Racine?, L'Atelier Maduro, and TWO BOXES OF TASTYKAKES!



Insane yoy azzhats......just insane. ....


Fixed it for ya.
jeferris Offline
#175 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 7:07 AM EST
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Puffnstuff79 wrote:
HEADLINE:

New Cigar Store Opens In Oregan

Man with a broken arm is evicted from his home as living conditions have been found not safe for human sustainability due to excessive cigar hoarding. The man was seen constructing a lemonade stand style cigar shpo made entirely of discarded cigar boxes. When asked what happened the man said, "I have nothing to say. It's in the first two rules."

More at 6. And follow up coverage is expected to continue at least through next week.




LOL LOL LOL
fiddler898 Offline
#176 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 7:36 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Ed sceneca falls, NY Punch Gran Puro, RyJ Reserva, Obsidian Black (x2)Perdomo MJ12

Llad01 Partagas Benji, MUWAT, PdR Reserva Limitada, Camacho, Anejo46

Madspackler Camacho Maduro, Diesel Perfecto, Camacho (x2), LaReloba, Oliveros Platinum

Fiddler A nice card, MUWAT, RyJ Wide Churchill (cc), unlabeled dark PC, NHC Lancero natural, Illusione HL Maduro, H Upmann Half Corona, Partagas 19845 Maduro

Bitter Klinger Ave Maria solomon, Black Crown SOA, Padron 5k natural, RP Edge Sumatra, Brickhouse, Surrogates Bone Crusher

John Ocala Fla MOW PAM, Viaje 12ga, Camacho Maduro, Kristoff Criollo Ligero, LaDC Mi Amor Reserva, MF #3 Cremas

Stingray Tatuaje SW, Drew Estates Dirty Rat, Illusione R, Cain F tubo, Tatuaje Fedral 90th

SMGBobbyScott. DE Baitfish x5, Miuro (?x3?), Cubita (?x2?), Dona Flor PuroMata Fina (?), RyJ (NC never seen), Macanudo 1968 (x3), Partagas Black

And my noob.......
csgamecock Tatuaje SW, Nica Libre, CAO MX2, Tatuaje Anarchy, CAO Black (07), Oliva G, R Bueso Genesis



For all you eager beavers and crazy mofos the running total is 170 cigars, 3 tins of pipe baccy, one bag of Penzance, a cool wooden pipe holder and a boatload of goodie treats.


This is an Illusione Rex. Enjoy! We'll raise a few to your health at the Mazzhat Herf today!
DD1700 Offline
#177 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 5:59 PM EST
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So did you get anymore today???
edwarderc2 Offline
#178 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 6:48 PM EST
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Ed sceneca falls, NY Punch Gran Puro, RyJ Reserva, Obsidian Black (x2)Perdomo MJ12


That would be an Illusione MJ12. Enjoy!
ZRX1200 Offline
#179 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 7:27 PM EST
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Damn auto spell...yes bassturd I got two today but you knew half of that.


Paul inlikes Spencertown, NY ~ Tatuaje HCS Maduro, JdN 1970 (slightly box pressed toro), DPG JJ Maduro, Tatuaje Reserva (J21? ), Casa Fernandez Reserva, Perdomo EDS Maduro double corona. Thanks Paul!

DD1700 the menace~ JdN Rosalones, Herrera Esteli, JdN 1970 lancero (just like that pu$$y Wombat loves), Illusione Singulare, DE KFC

OK wrapping up shop all done here thanks guys!
kombat96 Offline
#180 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 7:29 PM EST
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More next week, probably ...just saying
ZRX1200 Offline
#181 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 7:36 PM EST
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I don't want more Pirates Gold....
DD1700 Offline
#182 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 8:25 PM EST
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Well I think you should have enough to choose from, BUT I don't think it is over yet!!!
kombat96 Offline
#183 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 8:31 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I don't want more Pirates Gold....

Those or would u rather have Pinar del rio's
DD1700 Offline
#184 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 8:33 PM EST
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Hey its Jamie we all know its the fighting C**k he seeks!!!
kombat96 Offline
#185 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 8:44 PM EST
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In the vitola of lancero.
DD1700 Offline
#186 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 8:49 PM EST
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HAAAaa!!!
frankj1 Offline
#187 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 9:19 PM EST
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edwarderc2 wrote:
Ed sceneca falls, NY Punch Gran Puro, RyJ Reserva, Obsidian Black (x2)Perdomo MJ12


That would be an Illusione MJ12. Enjoy!

Hey Ed, I got thrown out of Eisenhower College in 1972. Were you in Sneaky Falls back then?
frankj1 Offline
#188 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 9:25 PM EST
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DD1700 wrote:
Well I think you should have enough to choose from, BUT I don't think it is over yet!!!

It's not over. I paid extra to UPS so I could take advantage of their exclusive Platinum Level 8 day shipping program. They actually walk the package from MA to Oregon. We're looking at Wednesday...and I'd bet I'm not the next hit nor the last!

This has been wildly entertaining. Thanks to the one who shall remain nameless for hatching this scheme.
edwarderc2 Offline
#189 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 9:38 PM EST
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^frankj1

No, I wasn't. It's now the NYS Chiropractic College.

Were you a customer of Filthy McNasty's back then?
frankj1 Offline
#190 Posted: Sat, May 17 2014, 10:32 PM EST
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edwarderc2 wrote:
^frankj1

No, I wasn't. It's now the NYS Chiropractic College.

Were you a customer of Filthy McNasty's back then?

pardon the minor threadjack folks...

don't remember that place. used to go to a great spot very close to campus right on Lake Cayuga, the name escapes me now, and would end up stuffing my face at Ma's Diner, maybe on Lincoln St? Those two joints were pretty much my double majors. Wandered over to Geneva to hang with a couple of goofs at Hobart sometimes.
Palama Offline
#191 Posted: Sun, May 18 2014, 12:54 AM EST
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The threadjacking helps the post count...this is the new 500 thread, isn't it?
harleyd31 Offline
#192 Posted: Sun, May 18 2014, 9:22 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Damn auto spell...yes bassturd I got two today but you knew half of that.


Paul inlikes Spencertown, NY ~ Tatuaje HCS Maduro, JdN 1970 (slightly box pressed toro), DPG JJ Maduro, Tatuaje Reserva (J21? ), Casa Fernandez Reserva, Perdomo EDS Maduro double corona. Thanks Paul!

DD1700 the menace~ JdN Rosalones, Herrera Esteli, JdN 1970 lancero (just like that pu$$y Wombat loves), Illusione Singulare, DE KFC

OK wrapping up shop all done here thanks guys!



Yes it is a J21. That Casa is a Nicaraguan Rolled. And the JdN is a Alisado. Enjoy brother and get better soon!! And it's Spencerport NY!!Herfing
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#193 Posted: Sun, May 18 2014, 10:55 PM EST
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Enjoy, get well, and pack it in tight!

Herfing
Bur Offline
#194 Posted: Mon, May 19 2014, 12:09 AM EST
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Palama wrote:
The threadjacking helps the post count...this is the new 500 thread, isn't it?


A 500 thread?

Troublemaker horse



































Sarcasm
Palama Offline
#195 Posted: Mon, May 19 2014, 4:36 AM EST
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^^^ Hah! If I'm a troublemaker, what does that make YOU? ^^^





Hehe
Homebrew Offline
#196 Posted: Mon, May 19 2014, 5:05 AM EST
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Hell,
and I haven't even got mine out the door. Dang crazy work schedule.

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)Beer
DD1700 Offline
#197 Posted: Mon, May 19 2014, 6:09 AM EST
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Homebrew wrote:
Hell,
and I haven't even got mine out the door. Dang crazy work schedule.

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)Beer

Applause Applause Applause YES!!!Keep it going!!!!!Applause Applause Applause
madspackler Offline
#198 Posted: Mon, May 19 2014, 8:03 AM EST
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Keep the aftershocks coming!!!!Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
youngra Offline
#199 Posted: Mon, May 19 2014, 1:53 PM EST
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Dayum, four pages and still going - gotta love it!!!!!!!
vanzandt Offline
#200 Posted: Mon, May 19 2014, 3:25 PM EST
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Mine flew this morning
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