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Free gas in da ghetto....
DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted:
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If this doesn't blow your mind nothing will! Read on.....Government Opening Free Gas
Stations in Poor Neighborhoods



As the battle over Obama care rages in Washington, the White House is quietly using a little known provision of the law to roll out a nationwide network of free gas stations for minorities and the poor. According to a report inThe Detroit News this morning, the administration is using its authority under the Affordable Care Act to "improve transportation routes to hospitals" to dispense gasoline free of cost in disadvantaged neighborhoods.

The $2 billion-a-year program aims to distribute 40 million gallons of free gasoline each year through 70 new gas stations constructed in major metropolitan areas. The Department of Health and Human Services (DHS) will be responsible for operating the network, whose first station opened yesterday in Detroit.

"It's not something we're publicizing very much, for obvious reasons," explains Dori Salcido, assistant DHS secretary for public affairs. "But under the law we are well within our rights to offer this service, and we think it's good public policy.

"How are people supposed to get to the doctor's office if they don't have gas in their cars? Health insurance is worthless if you can't make your appointment. This is just another fine example of government stepping in and solving big problems."

No Gas for You
Although some developing oil-rich nations like Venezuela and Indonesia subsidize gasoline for the poor, the practice has never before been tried in the United States. The plans are proving controversial with some taxpayers who are loathe to see their money go to subsidize others.

"So basically I'm being punished for not living in the ghetto," says Colin Blair, a white person from the affluent Detroit
suburb of Farmington Hills. "I have three kids and a mortgage. Life isn't cheap for me either. I could use some free gasoline too."

An investigation into the station's operations, however, reveals that Blair is unlikely to be able to use the service.” Supposedly access to the station is determined by income," says Ebony Jackson, manager of the first Obama station. "But it's pretty unrealistic to do an income check on each and every driver. So what we do is basically let all the black people pump for free, and charge all the white people the market rate."

The Obama stations scandal was uncovered by Nolan Finley, a conservative Detroit News columnist widely lauded for his groundbreaking exposé on Obama phones. Finley says the blatant racial bias in the program is only one of its many outrageous aspects. "The stations have Obama campaign logo on them and giant photos of the president," he explains. "He's trying to buy votes ahead of the midterm elections. This is something you normally only see in third world countries. I've never been more scared for our democracy."

Snopes Say's this is true.....Send this along to all your friends. We need to get this guy out of office before he destroys what’s left of this wonderful country.......


Film at 11.... OhMyGod
victor809 Offline
#2 Posted:
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You know Drafter.... if the chain letter forwarded to you from whatever idiot keeps sending you these feels the need to state IN THE BODY "snopes says this is true".... you're probably being sent false information.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/gasstations.asp
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted:
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poor X.... duped again... Sad
gryphonms Offline
#4 Posted:
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Drafter, don't despair. I hear you sometimes get a free lunch.
victor809 Offline
#5 Posted:
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Obama gives drafter free lunch???

Quick! I need to send an angry email to everyone I know!!!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#6 Posted:
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http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/draftersfreelunch.asp
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted:
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/draftersfreelunch.asp


'I can't find the page you're looking for.
It was probably a page about something really interesting,
but the URL you entered doesn't point to anything on this site.
Might I recommend you try the search engine at http://www.snopes.com/search to help you locate the item you want?
You really should try it.
I have lots of great stories to tell you about vanishing hitchhikers
and bloody hooks
and exploding whales
and glurge
and gun-toting grannies
and hairy-armed hitchhikers
and murdered roommates._'


Think Think
cacman Offline
#8 Posted:
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Free phones & internet service because you can't get by without them.

How in the world did the pioneers found this country and travel west in a covered wagons without those essential needs?
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted:
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cacman wrote:
Free phones & internet service because you can't get by without them.

How in the world did the pioneers found this country and travel west in a covered wagons without those essential needs?



Indians.... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#10 Posted:
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/draftersfreelunch.asp



"DrafterX, well known chubby denizen of CigarBid.com has been getting large buffet lunches for free from the Obama administration for the past 4 years, as part of a deal to forward the most easily rebuffed anti-administration emails. According to realnewsreally.net, sources close to Obama have stated that these obviously incorrect emails have allowed the Obama administration to dodge more controversial topics such as the upcoming bill to place NSA probes within the rectum of every US citizen.

According to sources, this 4 year deal with DrafterX has cost the government $700 million."

Snopes says - TRUE
DrafterX Offline
#11 Posted:
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Mad
victor809 Offline
#12 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Mad


It's on the interwebs so it must be true....
gryphonms Offline
#13 Posted:
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LMFAO
jetblasted Offline
#14 Posted:
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But free internet and phones is true . . . right?

RIGHT ??

Oh, and cheese, too . . .

Right ???
victor809 Offline
#15 Posted:
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jetblasted wrote:
But free internet and phones is true . . . right?

RIGHT ??

Oh, and cheese, too . . .

Right ???


This thread is only for outrage over free gas, and Drafter's free lunches.

Outrage over free internet, phone or non-drafter related cheese requires you start a new thread.
DrafterX Offline
#16 Posted:
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There should never be outrage over Drafter and his cheese... Not talking
kombat96 Offline
#17 Posted:
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I live roughly 25 minutes from downtown Detroit and I've seen the gas stations Drafter speaks of.



































Not! Bazinga
cacman Offline
#18 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Indians.... Mellow

A form of genocide?
NO! We as the the United States would never force a native people of their country off their land and force them into "camps" or "reservations". God forbid. Instead let's allow every illegal immigrant to come into this country and collect free food, housing, education, and while you're at it, the privilege to vote for the politician that offers them more than what they offer the natural citizens.

Yep, it's been working so far! Let's put more sanctions on Russia while they laugh at our hypocrisy.
DrafterX Offline
#19 Posted:
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was just commenting on how the pioneers survived without internet or a GPS... wonder what would have happened if the Indians just let them die... Think Think
Buckwheat Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Indians.... Mellow


Don't forget the slaves. Slaves get chit done.
DrafterX Offline
#21 Posted:
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true... true... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#22 Posted:
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Buckwheat wrote:
Don't forget the slaves. Slaves get chit done.


Not now that we're forced to pay them minimum wage.
ZRX1200 Offline
#23 Posted:
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WE WANT $15/HR!!!!
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