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Canada thinks the US is stupid......
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This is Canada's Top Ten List of America's Stupidity.



Number 10) Only in America...could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 per plate campaign fund-raising event.

Number 9) Only in America ...could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General and roughly 20% of the federal workforce is black while only 14% of the population is black 40+% of all federal entitlements goes to black Americans - 3X the rate that go to whites, 5X the rate that go to Hispanics!

Number 8) Only in America...could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner (the head of the Treasury Department) and Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and Means Committee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

Number 7) Only in America...can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media and liberals react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

Number 6) Only in America...would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' become American citizens (probably should be number one).

Number 5) Only in America....could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as "extremists."

Number 4) Only in America...could you need to present a driver's license to cash a check, board an airplane or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

Number 3) Only in America...could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. Oil company(Marathon Oil) averages 12% profit and they take all the risk and the US government takes by force 18.4% to 24.4% in gas tax for taking zero risk and doing absolutely nothing for that revenue other than creating a law to force the oil companies to give it to them. So the government makes 6% to 12% more profit than the oil companies themselves on gas sales for doing absolutely nothing but using force.

Number 2) Only in America....could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE, and the left complains that it still doesn't have nearly enough money for all their programs.

And Number 1) Only in America...could the so called "rich people" who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all .


Film at 11.... Mellow
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
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Eh, you don't say, eh?
teedubbya Offline
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Did you snopes this?
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no..... I forgot.... Sad
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Eh, you don't say, eh?



Hoser.... Mellow
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DrafterX wrote:
Hoser.... Mellow


Take off, eh!
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Canada isn't the only one that thinks we're stupid for those things.

Hell I'd wager more than half our own country thinks we're stupid for those things.
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MACS wrote:
Canada isn't the only one that thinks we're stupid for those things.

Hell I'd wager more than half our own country thinks we're stupid for those things.



Did you snopes that?
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MACS wrote:
Canada isn't the only one that thinks we're stupid for those things.

Hell I'd wager more than half our own country thinks we're stupid for those things.


60% of the time you're 100% right. Sarcasm
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Buckwheat wrote:
60% of the time you're 100% right. Sarcasm


I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong. Anxious
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I'm pretty sure forwarding stupid lists written by americans from the point of view of canadians would be on that list... if it were real.
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it was prolly an illegal immigrant from Canada that wrote it.... Mellow
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DrafterX wrote:
it was prolly an illegal immigrant from Canada that wrote it.... Mellow


Dunno... reads like a teapartier. Not smart enough to be a canadian...
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Real Canadian opinions or not, much of the list is the painful truth.
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Gene363 wrote:
Real Canadian opinions or not, much of the list is the painful truth.


I hate to tell you gene... but it's really just a combination of false and irrelevant...

It's also a rehash from a list in 2012... when it wasn't claimed to be from a canadian... then it was written by a John Hawkins. Granted, he probably stole it from some other list that was circulating in the 90s....


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victor809 wrote:
... but it's really just a combination of false and irrelevant...



damn.... Sad
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Obviously Victor is Canadian. Eh?
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ya.. a real hoser and stuff.... Mellow
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victor809 wrote:
Dunno... reads like a teapartier. Not smart enough to be a canadian...


Only because you don't like it.

Just because you think you're smarter than everyone you know doesn't mean it's true. You're certainly more condescending than anyone I know...
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Wait, you don't know bloody?
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My dad always said "stick to what you know"
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Wait, you don't know bloody?


I do. Victor beats him six ways to Sunday in condescension. And bloody IS smarter.
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His dad will be right over to beat you for that digression.
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Lol
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Vic's dad or bloodys?
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All this talk about beating is getting me excited
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freak..... Mellow
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MACS wrote:
I do. Victor beats him six ways to Sunday in condescension. And bloody IS smarter.



I'll agree with the condescension part.


But seriously MACS, go through that list of 10 items and think about each one critically, beyond the whole "it makes me feel good to say them" idea.

Each one is a gross simplification of a complex idea. And I hate to tell you this, but simplifying things into a soundbite doesn't actually capture the essence of the issue. Take #4 for example... this statement completely ignores the constitutional mandates providing for a right to vote. There is no such mandate for right to cash a check, drive a car, fly a plane etc etc etc... This makes the comparison of these items not equivalent, while the simple sentence tries to imply they are.

I appreciate that you think I'm condescending... hell, I don't have a bit of a problem with it. But I do have a problem with you thinking I think something is stupid simply because I don't agree with it. I think it's stupid because it is simplifying and politicizing a complex problem into a soundbite. That's practically the definition of dumbing things down.
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DrafterX wrote:
freak..... Mellow

And yet here you are too.
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no I'm not... Not talking
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Here's another fun one...
"1 - Only in America...could the so called "rich people" who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all ."

I mean... it sounds good... but lets look at it piece by piece. The number 86 comes from a stat that the wealthiest 25% pay 86% of the taxes....So, first off the author decided to define "top 25%" as "rich"... First off, the top 25% household income is 77k and up. They used a number so attainable and called it "rich" because it makes it easier to imply the rich are paying everything. Now, lets look at the flip side of the statement. Who's saying they aren't paying their fair share? I haven't heard a single news report quote a homeless or impoverished person saying "the rich aren't paying their fair share".... and even if we did find that, would that person be referring to the same "top 25%" income bracket? Their impression of who's "rich" probably is the people in the 500k+ level.

Since we don't actually know who these people who are being quoted, who don't pay any taxes... and we don' t know who the "rich" they are referring to are... this turns the statement into a vague "I'm sure a poor person somewhere thinks the rich aren't paying their fair share, so this statement makes me feel good" sort of line.
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pretty sure Obama said that..... Mellow
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victor809 wrote:
Here's another fun one...
"1 - Only in America...could the so called "rich people" who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all ."

I mean... it sounds good... but lets look at it piece by piece. The number 86 comes from a stat that the wealthiest 25% pay 86% of the taxes....So, first off the author decided to define "top 25%" as "rich"... First off, the top 25% household income is 77k and up. They used a number so attainable and called it "rich" because it makes it easier to imply the rich are paying everything. Now, lets look at the flip side of the statement. Who's saying they aren't paying their fair share? I haven't heard a single news report quote a homeless or impoverished person saying "the rich aren't paying their fair share".... and even if we did find that, would that person be referring to the same "top 25%" income bracket? Their impression of who's "rich" probably is the people in the 500k+ level.

Since we don't actually know who these people who are being quoted, who don't pay any taxes... and we don' t know who the "rich" they are referring to are... this turns the statement into a vague "I'm sure a poor person somewhere thinks the rich aren't paying their fair share, so this statement makes me feel good" sort of line.


If you think the poor aren't saying this, then you are out of touch with reality.
You shouldn't need a "news report" to let you know that a kick in the nuts will hurt.
this is Forest for the Trees stuff, Vic. But I think you know that.



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DrafterX wrote:
pretty sure Obama said that..... Mellow


Well then the line is a flat out lie, as I'm sure Obama pays taxes.
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Yeah.
He's not a Clinton.
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tailgater wrote:
If you think the poor aren't saying this, then you are out of touch with reality.
You shouldn't need a "news report" to let you know that a kick in the nuts will hurt.
this is Forest for the Trees stuff, Vic. But I think you know that.



But drafter just said it was obama who said it.
That makes it a complete lie.

If we want to pretend that drafter didn't just say that, we can address your argument, which I believe boils down to "Of course the poor don't think the rich pay their fair share, because we all know they think that".

My response would be a resounding... so?

If we know that poor people are always going to think that the rich don't pay their fair share.... and we know that there are always going to be poor people (don't try to argue they aren't going to exist any longer), and we know there always have been poor people... then it is just as likely they are saying the exact same thing in Canada... or during the Reagan administration... or in Somalia...


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victor809 wrote:
Well then the line is a flat out lie, as I'm sure Obama pays taxes.



What people really want is fairness. They want people paying their fair share of taxes. — Barack Obama, 2007

All I'm saying is that those who have done well, including me, should pay their fair share in taxes. — Barack Obama, 2011

Mellow
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DrafterX wrote:
What people really want is fairness. They want people paying their fair share of taxes. — Barack Obama, 2007

All I'm saying is that those who have done well, including me, should pay their fair share in taxes. — Barack Obama, 2011

Mellow


So... obama pays taxes. And he believes that the rich need to pay their fair share. This is definitely not newsworthy.

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victor809 wrote:
Here's another fun one...
"1 - Only in America...could the so called "rich people" who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all ."

I mean... it sounds good... but lets look at it piece by piece. The number 86 comes from a stat that the wealthiest 25% pay 86% of the taxes....So, first off the author decided to define "top 25%" as "rich"... First off, the top 25% household income is 77k and up.



They really should not have used the term "rich people". The correct term for the wealthiest 25% is "upper class".




The upper class pay 86% of all income taxes and are accused of not paying their fair share by people who don't pay any income taxes at all. (now it is fixed!)

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HockeyDad wrote:
They really should not have used the term "rich people". The correct term for the wealthiest 25% is "upper class".




The upper class pay 86% of all income taxes and are accused of not paying their fair share by people who don't pay any income taxes at all. (now it is fixed!)



Do we really want to consider 77k+ "upper class"? That's maybe the top end of middle....
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George and weezie moved on up to the upper class.
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victor809 wrote:
So... obama pays taxes. And he believes that the rich need to pay their fair share. This is definitely not newsworthy.




he was prolly just telling the poor what he thought they wanted to hear anyways... Mellow
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...hell, you can't even afford rent in the city with 77k annually.
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teedubbya wrote:
George and weezie moved on up to the upper class.



I heard George dumped Wheezie for a white woman & JJ & Rerun kicked his ass..... Mellow
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victor809 wrote:
Do we really want to consider 77k+ "upper class"? That's maybe the top end of middle....



The census bureau reports gross income in quintiles. There is no actual definition for lower, middle and upper class but often the bottom quintile in considered lower, the highest quintile in considered upper, and the three quintiles in the middle make up a giant middle class.

Using that definition, the upper class would be at the 80% line with a household income of $101,577 instead of using the 75% line and $77K. The $77k would still fall nicely in the upper middle category.

The reality of who pays the taxes is still unchanged and Brewha still acts like a peasant.
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victor809 wrote:
...hell, you can't even afford rent in the city with 77k annually.



Pick a different city.
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Like Omaha?
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victor809 wrote:
But drafter just said it was obama who said it.
That makes it a complete lie.

If we want to pretend that drafter didn't just say that, we can address your argument, which I believe boils down to "Of course the poor don't think the rich pay their fair share, because we all know they think that".

My response would be a resounding... so?

If we know that poor people are always going to think that the rich don't pay their fair share.... and we know that there are always going to be poor people (don't try to argue they aren't going to exist any longer), and we know there always have been poor people... then it is just as likely they are saying the exact same thing in Canada... or during the Reagan administration... or in Somalia...




REPRESENTATION WITHOUT TAXATION!!!!


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victor809 wrote:
I'll agree with the condescension part.


But seriously MACS, go through that list of 10 items and think about each one critically, beyond the whole "it makes me feel good to say them" idea.

Each one is a gross simplification of a complex idea. And I hate to tell you this, but simplifying things into a soundbite doesn't actually capture the essence of the issue. Take #4 for example... this statement completely ignores the constitutional mandates providing for a right to vote. There is no such mandate for right to cash a check, drive a car, fly a plane etc etc etc... This makes the comparison of these items not equivalent, while the simple sentence tries to imply they are.

I appreciate that you think I'm condescending... hell, I don't have a bit of a problem with it. But I do have a problem with you thinking I think something is stupid simply because I don't agree with it. I think it's stupid because it is simplifying and politicizing a complex problem into a soundbite. That's practically the definition of dumbing things down.


I agree it is an over simplification.

But #10 - Do they not do this? They do. It's hypocritical.

#9 - I'm not going to say racism does not exist, but with affirmative action it is no longer a valid excuse. One doesn't have to look any further than the White House to see that.

#8 - Is this not true?

#7 - Meh. I'm not going to say the media has been apologetic for muslims, and I get that one bad apple shouldn't ruin the bunch, but look at the history of terrorism and who is to blame for most of it?

#6 - This hits close to home. I did a mountain of paperwork and paid all kinds of fees to have my wife gain her citizenship the RIGHT way. Illegal immigrants deserve nothing, NOTHING but punishment for breaking our laws. Period.

#5 - Tea Party... extremists? Right wing nut jobs? Isn't their agenda a balanced budget and for the gov't to follow the constitution?

#4 - Is this not true? Were people not outraged when someone brought up requiring a valid ID to vote?

#3 - I don't know the validity of this one. I do know that California's gas tax is among the highest in the country and it would not surprise me if the state made more profit from a gallon of gas than the oil company did.

#2 - Are we not spending more than we "earn" (by earn I mean rape from the people who actually PAY taxes)

#1 - I don’t honestly know who pays what in taxes. What I do know is the really rich people can afford accountants to find them as many loopholes in the tax bracket as possible… and the ones at the bottom don’t pay squat; which means the middle class bear the burden. Somebody is shouting that the rich ain’t paying their fair share, but whom? Damn sure ain’t the rich.
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MACS wrote:
I agree it is an over simplification.

But #10 - Do they not do this? They do. It's hypocritical.

They do. Both parties do. Hell, the tea partiers do. So does every fund raiser everywhere around the world, including Canada. I'm not saying it's right, I'm saying it's irrelevant.

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#9 - I'm not going to say racism does not exist, but with affirmative action it is no longer a valid excuse. One doesn't have to look any further than the White House to see that.

BS. Racism goes way beyond affirmative action or a president. Racism in the US is a horrendously complex issue, which you're guaranteed to be wrong on if you simplify it into one sentence. The author was very crafty in phrasing it. They phrase it as "the us gov't discriminates" while then pulling in issues surrounding institutionalized racism. If they're called on it, all they say is "I never said racism is gone, just that the US gov't doesn't discriminate". I'm actually not sure I recall the last time anyone said "the US gov't discriminated"... They're using intentionally misdirecting phrasing.

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#8 - Is this not true?

Geithner, meh... looks like essentially an accounting error (he's a finance guy, not an accountant). His employer did not perform W2 withholding, and he failed to account for it instead assuming it had been disbursed already. Not really something a rational person would make political hay over.
Rangel, yeah. It looks like he tried to hide some income.
But more importantly... No, the statement isn't true. Do you really think it's "only in america" that a politician will suggest more taxes are necessary while at the same time trying to minimize their own exposure? It's only in these one-sentence simplifications that we don't try to look at whether our politicians are acting better or worse than the rest of the world, or whether one party is acting better or worse.


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#7 - Meh. I'm not going to say the media has been apologetic for muslims, and I get that one bad apple shouldn't ruin the bunch, but look at the history of terrorism and who is to blame for most of it?

.... middle class white males. They're the ones behind most of it. The muslims got really lucky on one big one. But even if we accept that the muslim groups are your cause of most terrorism... my point still stands, the situation was much more complex than "the media and liberals react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash". Do you really think that's all the media and the liberals were concerned with? Yet the simplification is trying to draw a picture that terrorists attacked, and then all the news stations broadcast "what about the poor muslims".

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#6 - This hits close to home. I did a mountain of paperwork and paid all kinds of fees to have my wife gain her citizenship the RIGHT way. Illegal immigrants deserve nothing, NOTHING but punishment for breaking our laws. Period.

And who's arguing illegal immigrants should automatically become citizens? I'm pretty sure our existing president isn't suggesting it, nor do I think our congress is. So who is? And if they are, what requirements are they attaching to this? And if they aren't, are we really using some fringe group's request to define what "only in america" is? Because I could find some real fun other fringe groups we can now define as "only in america".

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#5 - Tea Party... extremists? Right wing nut jobs? Isn't their agenda a balanced budget and for the gov't to follow the constitution?

Funny how simplifying something into a single sentence completely loses the character of the argument, isn't it. Tea Partiers and Rightwing nutjobs ARE both extremists AND "have an agenda for a balanced budget". But those two things don't necessarily stem from the same basis. If an idiot is running down the street screaming that he wants a balanced budget and for the gov't to follow the constitution, while at the same time being butt-naked with a rabbit impaled on his d%ck... you might call him a nutjob. That's not because of the message he's pushing, is it? The tea partiers became extremists for reasons other than their budgetary suggestions.

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#4 - Is this not true? Were people not outraged when someone brought up requiring a valid ID to vote?

Again, see my argument in post 28. The idea of requiring ID to vote is much more complex than simply "you need it for a car, don't you!!?" To simplify it to a single sentence is to turn a complex, INTERESTING argument (one which I'm not really decided on) into a stupid statement with zero meaning.

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#3 - I don't know the validity of this one. I do know that California's gas tax is among the highest in the country and it would not surprise me if the state made more profit from a gallon of gas than the oil company did.

Profit???? Come on MACS... this is again where the argument becomes stupid when it's turned into a single sentence. The numbers are about correct (combining state and federal). But the word "profit" is insane. The money collected is put into various state and federal projects. The intention is for the taxes to go to roads.. you know, those things you drive the vehicle on. This is a method for ensuring the people who disproportionately use the roads, pay more for their upkeep. Now this doesn't happen all the time, and budgets get shifted around, so some of the money goes to non-highway use. One could argue this is bad. But, do you see how this is not something that a single sentence could do justice to? They are butchering entire economic theories by calling this "profit" for the government (profit is what's left over after you've spent money on your costs and overhead).

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#2 - Are we not spending more than we "earn" (by earn I mean rape from the people who actually PAY taxes)

... the only reason this could be "only in america" is because we're the only country pulling in that sort of revenue. Our tax rate as a percentage is not really out of whack with the rest of the world. That means our gov'ts income isn't that unusual (it's just a large number, and people have trouble understanding large numbers) when compared to the rest of the world. For this to be any sort of a point, other countries or other political parties would have to be sitting back saying "nah, I've got plenty of money for my particular pet programs"... funny how that's the last thing you'll ever hear a politician say. So this statement was not only an oversimplification, missing the point, but it's also irrelevant.

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#1 - I don’t honestly know who pays what in taxes. What I do know is the really rich people can afford accountants to find them as many loopholes in the tax bracket as possible… and the ones at the bottom don’t pay squat; which means the middle class bear the burden. Somebody is shouting that the rich ain’t paying their fair share, but whom? Damn sure ain’t the rich.

Which is why the statement is always going to be irrelevant. The rich everywhere will use loopholes, the poor everywhere will say the rich aren't paying enough. If it doesn't apply specifically to any one country, political group or whatever... then it becomes irrelevant.


Bottom line MACS... it's a stupid set of oversimplified statements which I now feel stupider for having gone through point-for-point. Thanks drafter, for making us all worse off.
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