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dstieger Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, May 6 2015, 9:34 AM EST
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Wow....this chyte is fn hilarious. I mean, really.....why the he|| would we attack Texas??? If anything, we probably ought to offer it back to Mexico. I'm just stunned that there are people....a LOT of people who believe this stuff.....just wow
ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, May 6 2015, 9:44 AM EST
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Nice try, but you're on the list too.
dstieger Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, May 6 2015, 9:45 AM EST
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I'm on a lot of lists. But if I ever get on the TFH (Tin Foil Hat) List......you may feel free to lock me up
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, May 6 2015, 10:15 AM EST
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And here I thought this thread would be about tie-rod guards. Me walks away disappointed.
Gene363 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, May 6 2015, 10:20 AM EST
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It'll never happen, Texas is the job creation leader, dear leader's economy would look crappier than ever.
tonygraz Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, May 6 2015, 11:24 AM EST
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No doubt that we are all getting crazier, and Texas is fighting to be no. 1.
victor809 Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, May 6 2015, 11:43 AM EST
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I'm a little let down dsteiger... when I saw the title of this thread I was sure it was gonna be a post warning us about the government's imminent attack on texas by one of our own members of the TFHB (they have a Brigade here on cbid... not just a list).

I'm gonna go join TG in the disappointed corner.
HockeyDad Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, May 6 2015, 11:48 AM EST
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I thought this thread was about smuggling Asian artifacts from the Ming Dynasty or earlier.
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, May 6 2015, 11:49 AM EST
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I thought Jade was just telling us his last name... Mellow
Speyside Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, May 6 2015, 11:54 AM EST
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Remember Goliad!
dstieger Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, May 6 2015, 11:55 AM EST
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At least I've lived up to expectations and disappointed nearly everyone. To those that I haven't; I apologize
ZRX1200 Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, May 6 2015, 12:30 PM EST
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You sir are no Wheelrite.
victor809 Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, May 6 2015, 12:44 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I thought Jade was just telling us his last name... Mellow


Nah... it's a condom brand specifically made for Jade.

it only comes in XXXS.....


.... and wheel's got 100s of them stockpiled for his next visit.
fiddler898 Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, May 6 2015, 1:05 PM EST
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We can all rest easily; Ted Cruz is on the case.
tonygraz Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, May 6 2015, 2:00 PM EST
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Chuck Norris is convinced, time to put him in a home before he goes homeless.
tonygraz Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, May 7 2015, 1:37 PM EST
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Nice article about this: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/05/06/1382733/-Meet-the-Jade-Helm-conspiracy-theory-The-federal-government-s-plot-to-invade-nbsp-Texas
ZRX1200 Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, May 7 2015, 1:58 PM EST
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Dailykos????


LMAO
Gene363 Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, May 7 2015, 8:00 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Remember Goliad!


Driven thru there several times, I didn't come and I didn't take anything..
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, May 8 2015, 12:00 AM EST
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Jade - 1 :a broken-down, vicious, or worthless horse
Helm - transitive verb
:to cover or furnish with a helmet or, a :a lever or wheel controlling the rudder of a ship for steering; broadly :the entire apparatus for steering a ship

So operation broken horse cover? Or steerer? Steer from harms way?

Weird choice if words....

Hillbilly logic in 1....2.....3

If the Gov. Was going to declare Marshall law. They wouldn't tell us first. It's a conspiracy of some sort but.... No one knows the motive.

U.S. Has a big active Military, but good luck turning them on the public. These folks have more patriotism in their pinky than most have ever had.

If by a divine intervention the do decide to turn on their family. I think this would wake a bigger bear.... The U.S. Veterans...

Have you seen that list lately? Yeah...... There's a lot of them. Every Walmart, Gunstore, etc. has armed U.S. To the teeth. Which is why I think there hasn't been a war on this rock in quite awhile.

Texas.....?. Would be the last state I would try to declare Marshall In. Them dudes shoot for fun
jetblasted Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, May 8 2015, 12:45 AM EST
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Somebody is listening to Alex Jones waaaay too much.
teedubbya Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, May 8 2015, 6:15 AM EST
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Ted Cruz listens to Alex jones?
ZRX1200 Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, May 8 2015, 11:09 AM EST
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It's always a crazy conspiracy till it happens.
tonygraz Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, May 8 2015, 11:49 AM EST
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And it is really crazy when it doesn't happen.
itsawaldo Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, May 9 2015, 8:57 AM EST
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I've read so little so my input is questionable at best, however if I was to start a takeover like some of these folks are pontificating I'd start in Texas too.

Why start in Indiana and Ohio, sure they'd be easy pickings, over in a week, but why warn all they other, more heavily populated and armed areas that I'm on my way?
I'd have twice the casualties and the longer it dragged on the less support (if I had any to start) I'd have from other government agencies and the populous.

This would not be the type of land warfare where you start at one end and head to the other but a protracted gorilla war in which really no one wins. Then it's up to the Press and how much guts they have, will they show the cops/army rooting out pockets of resistance as brutality of the armed forces on the citizens or how the rebel citizens keep resisting "popular mandates" and should be eradicated?

Buy if you knock off the big one off to start, the others will fall in line a lot quicker or face the same fate.
tonygraz Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, May 11 2015, 9:22 AM EST
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Bill Maher explains it here: http://www.occupydemocrats.com/watch-bill-maher-rips-on-the-crazies-who-think-obama-wants-to-invade-texas/
tonygraz Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, May 15 2015, 9:38 PM EST
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Newest wrinkle is that Obama will be sending in Chinese troops to take over Texas. How more ridiculous can this get ?
banderl Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, May 15 2015, 9:54 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Newest wrinkle is that Obama will be sending in Chinese troops to take over Texas. How more ridiculous can this get ?



Damn that Kenyan born Muslim Texas hating commie!
frankj1 Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, May 15 2015, 11:30 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
It's always a crazy conspiracy till it happens.

it's posts like this that keep me here!
I'm not kidding.
TMCTLT Offline
#29 Posted: Sat, May 16 2015, 9:36 AM EST
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dstieger wrote:
Wow....this chyte is fn hilarious. I mean, really.....why the he|| would we attack Texas??? If anything, we probably ought to offer it back to Mexico. I'm just stunned that there are people....a LOT of people who believe this stuff.....just wow




Ask yourself WHY Nat. Guard troops would open fire on peaceful protestors on Kent St. campus.....now THAT is just WOW!!!! fog One of the inherent problems with NOT teaching Amer. History in our classrooms anymore, people forget what HAS come to pass
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, May 16 2015, 11:53 AM EST
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Charlie in the trees!!

Do you have stickers on your mailbox?

Does your phone drop calls and contact aliens?

Does your tap water taste funny?

Do you see the "all seeing eye" everywhere?


Do you:

Not lick envelopes.

Not use fluoride.

Not use hand sanitizer.

Not let your kids watch Disney.

Have you:

Stocked up on food rations, water, medical supplies, ammo.....


Than stop worrying.

Anything that happens is out if our control... For now.

Example: did you vote? So did I. Did it work?

Love ya all. See you on the other side.

Charlie in the trees!!!
Buckwheat Offline
#31 Posted: Sat, May 16 2015, 1:50 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
I'm on a lot of lists. But if I ever get on the TFH (Tin Foil Hat) List......you may feel free to lock me up


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