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Obama Eaten By Polar Bear..!!
DrafterX Offline
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OhMyGod

Film at 11... Mellow
banderl Offline
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Damn that Kenyan born bear feedin dope smokin muslin commie bassard!
cacman Offline
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Obama needs all the survival training he can get.
The Secret Service will probably have their hand full when the Mooslum leaves office and moves to Hawaii.
Beside, he's got nothing better to do while renaming a mountain.
DrafterX Offline
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Still waiting for confirmation... but this is what I heard.... Mellow
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Apparently Obama was clubbing baby seals and a polar bear snuck up and kicked him in the ice hole... he hasn't been seen since.... Mellow
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The White House Staff is In Denali about this subject,,
Gene363 Offline
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The joke is getting real!

Fake president is appearing with discredited bug-eating, urine-drinking TV outdoorsman Bear Grylls, Obama's unlikely hiking buddy.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/31/politics/obama-bear-grylls-running-wild-survival-show/

Douch meets douch.
tailgater Offline
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Obama eaten by polar bear?
The headline on the local news "Whitey kills president"

gummy jones Offline
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Gene363 wrote:
The joke is getting real!

Fake president is appearing with discredited bug-eating, urine-drinking TV outdoorsman Bear Grylls, Obama's unlikely hiking buddy.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/31/politics/obama-bear-grylls-running-wild-survival-show/

Douch meets douch.


i thought your post was a joke but you are being serious
DrafterX Offline
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nobody jokes about this kind of stuff.... Not talking
Gene363 Offline
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tailgater wrote:
Obama eaten by polar bear?
The headline on the local news "Whitey kills president"



True! LOL LOL LOL
Gene363 Offline
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gummy jones wrote:
i thought your post was a joke but you are being serious


Just this once, for sure. Wink I would have been impressed if he went with Les Stroud or at least an Alaskan guide or Inuit hunter. This is all about ratings.
DrafterX Offline
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or hit on Palin... Mellow
Gene363 Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
or hit on Palin... Mellow


Scared
DrafterX Offline
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I know... Kinda far-fetched considering his college history and stuff... Mellow
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Gene363 wrote:
The joke is getting real!

Fake president is appearing with discredited bug-eating, urine-drinking TV outdoorsman Bear Grylls, Obama's unlikely hiking buddy.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/31/politics/obama-bear-grylls-running-wild-survival-show/

Douch meets douch.


I heard Obama eats puppy dogs . . .

Mellow
jetblasted Offline
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Gene363 wrote:
The joke is getting real!

Fake president is appearing with discredited bug-eating, urine-drinking TV outdoorsman Bear Grylls, Obama's unlikely hiking buddy.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/31/politics/obama-bear-grylls-running-wild-survival-show/

Douch meets douch.


Scott O'Grady drank his own pee . . .

Mellow
DrafterX Offline
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Mellow
Gene363 Offline
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jetblasted wrote:
Scott O'Grady drank his own pee . . .

Mellow


He was in a real survival situation, not just a TV character.

Check him out in this short clip and follow up shot by someone else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is
Gene363 Offline
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jetblasted wrote:
I heard Obama eats puppy dogs . . .

Mellow


But if he is a muslim, that would be unclean, he is a bad man. Mad

Does he cook'em or eat them raw?
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I wish obama was going to hang out for a weekend at the nugent ranch

Now that would be entertainment.
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The Wango Tango man..?? Huh
banderl Offline
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The washed up draft dodging B-list rocker?
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OhMyGod
tailgater Offline
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banderl wrote:
The washed up draft dodging B-list rocker?


Washed up: Yup
Draft Dodging: I hold my rock stars to a lower expectation level than I do my presidents. but that's me.
B List: OK. Except for Stranglehold. That's top 25 all time.

banderl Offline
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tailgater wrote:

Draft Dodging: I hold my rock stars to a lower expectation level than I do my presidents. but that's me.





You talking about w?

The great Joe Conason sleuthed out George W. Bush’s lies about his military service. Bush avoided Vietnam by using family connections to get assigned to the Texas Air National Guard. Many of the soldiers who died in the jungles were too poor to afford college or had no family connections (****** Cheney took five college deferrals). The wealthy power elite could avoid service if they wanted to. Conason writes,

“In his 2000 campaign autobiography, ghosted by Karen Hughes, Bush claimed that after completing his training in the F-102 fighter plane, “I continued flying with my unit for the next several years.” That simple sentence was entirely untrue . . .”

In fact, George went AWOL and in a fair world would have been disciplined and sent off to Nam and disqualified from high public office. He was supposed to have a physical in 1972. He did not show up for it, and then just went off to work on the Alabama senate campaign of Winton “Red” Blount (where he was remembered as lazy, drunk and a boastful of his serial sexual conquests). He was in the military! Didn’t his commanding officer care where he was?

According to the Salon piece, Bush told a newspaper in the ’90s, “I don’t want to play like I was somebody out there marching [to war] when I wasn’t. It was either Canada or the service and I was headed into the service.”

Conason points out that in the Hughes-ghosted book, Bush instead asserted that “he tried to volunteer for service in Vietnam ‘to relieve active duty pilots’ fighting the war.” He of course had done no such thing, but rather had used the Texas Air National Guard to relieve himself of any “service.” And he had already admitted as much publicly, but lied in the book, which was intended to pave the way to the presidency.

So Bush lied about trying to volunteer for Vietnam (!) and then lied again when he said he “continued flying with my unit” when in reality he was sloughing off on a civilian local GOP campaign in another state and carousing about all hours instead of getting up for reveille.

http://www.juancole.com/2015/02/williams-military-records.html
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The AWOL claim has repeatedly been revealed as untrue.
I don't know about the rest of your diatribe, but GWB did serve his country. You might claim it wasn't as much as he should have. Maybe it wasn't. And maybe daddy did pull a few strings. But he served more than his predecessor in the oval office. To which you turn a blind eye, while condemning a simple rock star for the same crime.
Perspective and priorities are not a strong suit with you, are they?

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So what I got from the last 2 posts:

GWB was a lady slaying stud in his day.

He was a fighter pilot (though short lived because he was too busy bangin' bishes)

And he trumped up his political career by learning how to lie well while being as lazy as possible.

Wow, I have a new found respect for the man, lol.
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tailgater wrote:
The AWOL claim has repeatedly been revealed as untrue.
I don't know about the rest of your diatribe, but GWB did serve his country. You might claim it wasn't as much as he should have. Maybe it wasn't. And maybe daddy did pull a few strings. But he served more than his predecessor in the oval office. To which you turn a blind eye, while condemning a simple rock star for the same crime.
Perspective and priorities are not a strong suit with you, are they?




Of course W's Daddy pulled strings to keep him safe and secure stateside while others were sent to Vietnam.
Screwing off, doing coke and going AWOL. Something to be proud of.
Clinton had a student deferment, and then had a high lottery number.
Quite a bit different than wiping **** all over your body on your way to the draft board.
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banderl wrote:
Of course W's Daddy pulled strings to keep him safe and secure stateside while others were sent to Vietnam.
Screwing off, doing coke and going AWOL. Something to be proud of.
Clinton had a student deferment, and then had a high lottery number.
Quite a bit different than wiping **** all over your body on your way to the draft board.


Dubya served his country in the military, but you feel he didn't do enough to make you happy.

Clinton didn't serve even one day, and you give him a bye.

Now that we've determined how deeply your bias has crawled, perhaps we should get back to the polar bear jokes.

Punchline: I was eating ice cream!


DrafterX Offline
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I fail to see how any of that has anything to do with the polar bears... Not talking
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The penguin thought he blew a seal.

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tailgater wrote:
The AWOL claim has repeatedly been revealed as untrue.
I don't know about the rest of your diatribe, but GWB did serve his country. You might claim it wasn't as much as he should have. Maybe it wasn't. And maybe daddy did pull a few strings. But he served more than his predecessor in the oval office. To which you turn a blind eye, while condemning a simple rock star for the same crime.
Perspective and priorities are not a strong suit with you, are they?



Ted just needs to STFU and play rock the way he used to (he was the first concert that I went to back in '77 - I think my ears are still ringing.)Beer
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My first concert also, but it was in 80'... Cool
Gene363 Offline
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Dammit Drafter! I keep reading the title of this thread only to have my hopes dashed when it's opened. Angry







LOL
banderl Offline
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tailgater wrote:
Dubya served his country in the military, but you feel he didn't do enough to make you happy.

Clinton didn't serve even one day, and you give him a bye.

Now that we've determined how deeply your bias has crawled, perhaps we should get back to the polar bear jokes.

Punchline: I was eating ice cream!





How much did the government waste teaching W how to fly a fighter jet that he never used in a fight?
He cheated the system, Clinton used the system to his advantage.

Why do you constantly back no good low life cheaters?
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Think
so, all of our soldiers who never faced an enemy on the battlefield cheated the system..?? Huh
banderl Offline
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If their daddies pulled strings for that to happen, then yes they did.
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Wow... just wow... Mellow
banderl Offline
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So you think it's a good thing for some soldier's daddy to pull some strings to keep the kid out of a combat zone?
Why do you hate America?
DrafterX Offline
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Shame on you Shame on you
Gene363 Offline
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Somebody went to Rick's School of Hate and intolerance... graduated with honors too. Not talking
banderl Offline
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So you guys think that it's a good idea for a daddy to pull strings to keep his kid out of harms way, while sending off some kid with no pull to die?
That's disgusting.
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banderl wrote:
The washed up draft dodging B-list rocker?


So you are saying it wouldn't be worth watching on TV?
banderl Offline
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Probably not.
As soon as Ted went for a gun, the Secret Service would take him out.
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banderl wrote:
Probably not.
As soon as Ted went for a gun, the Secret Service would take him out.


Sounds more entertaining than the kridishians
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Gene363 wrote:
Somebody went to Rick's School of Hate and intolerance... graduated with honors too. Not talking



What kind of trash is this?
What does it even mean?
Hate and intolerance for some JO that gets his kid out of harms way so that some other kid can be killed?
banderl Offline
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gummy jones wrote:
Sounds more entertaining than the kridishians



Anything is more entertaining than that garbage.
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banderl wrote:
How much did the government waste teaching W how to fly a fighter jet that he never used in a fight?
He cheated the system, Clinton used the system to his advantage.

Why do you constantly back no good low life cheaters?


Now I know you're kidding.
I like that.

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banderl wrote:
What kind of trash is this?
What does it even mean?
Hate and intolerance for some JO that gets his kid out of harms way so that some other kid can be killed?


Were you not blind, I'd tell you to look in the mirror.
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