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PRESBYTERIAN :
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER :
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION :
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES :
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY :
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION RESULTS :
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS :
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT :
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES :
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO :
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FINALLY ....
FOR THE GRAND FINALE :

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
When you rearrange the letters:
AN ARAB BACKED IMPOSTER

(Yes, Victor . . . I KNOW imposter is spelled incorrectly.)

That was funny, but President Barack Obama rearranged actually spells "America Hating Dope Smoking Gay Moslem Socialist Born in Kenya".

Nice try, though.

You didn't mention God.

Adam, put that stick down and quit poking at Derrick.

So are you saying he's a cracker jack-off ?

Undocumented Chain e-mail? LoL ... that's a good one.

The rest, meh, not really. Kinda stupid, though . . .