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TMCTLT Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Oct 18 2015, 7:59 AM EST
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They're really good @ it, some much better than others.
Let's see your examples

GO


1.
Republicans / conservatives / Tea Partiers are Terrorists
teddyballgame Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Oct 18 2015, 2:23 PM EST
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Here is my latest favorite:

2. The republicans have a war against women.
Want to prevent them from getting birth control and keep them only making 73% of what a man makes.
deadeyedick Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Oct 18 2015, 7:40 PM EST
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3 The gubment needs to provide more free stuff
Brewha Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2015, 6:12 PM EST
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You guys smoke crack alone, or in groups?
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2015, 7:02 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
You guys smoke crack alone, or in groups?

pity post?
Brewha Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2015, 7:40 PM EST
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You know democrats, always trying to help the poor....
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2015, 7:54 PM EST
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if it feels good, do it.
Brewha Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2015, 7:55 PM EST
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They looked lonely.

And poor.

And otherwise disadvantaged......
tonygraz Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2015, 8:43 PM EST
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They need a new leader to look up to. Preferably someone in entertainment that can work well with monkeys.
banderl Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2015, 8:51 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
They need a new leader to look up to. Preferably someone in entertainment that can work well with monkeys.



They would idolize some guy like that.
Brewha Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2015, 8:55 PM EST
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BoBo the wonder chimp?
banderl Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2015, 9:12 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
BoBo the wonder chimp?



He'd make a great candidate.
Brewha Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Oct 24 2015, 11:32 AM EST
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He'd make Cruz look stupid.
And short.


I mean, more so than now.....
Speyside Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Oct 24 2015, 11:38 AM EST
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Is that possible?
TMCTLT Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Oct 24 2015, 11:43 AM EST
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Brewha wrote:
BoBo the wonder chimp?



We've had seven years of it already....isn't that enough????


banderl wrote:
They would idolize some guy like that.




Idolizing is ALWAYS best left to.....The LEFT
tonygraz Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Oct 24 2015, 12:00 PM EST
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TMCTLT wrote:
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Idolizing is ALWAYS best left to.....The LEFT



It's only logical, but the pubs really idolize Bonzo's supporting actor.
Speyside Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Oct 24 2015, 12:17 PM EST
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But Bonzo was the star.
Homebrew Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Oct 24 2015, 1:31 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
They need a new leader to look up to. Preferably someone in entertainment that can work well with monkeys.

Sort of Like Ronald Reagan. He would have been considered a RHINO, by todays' Republican party.

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)Beer
teddyballgame Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Oct 24 2015, 6:45 PM EST
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Homebrew wrote:
Sort of Like Ronald Reagan. He would have been considered a RHINO, by todays' Republican party.

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)Beer



Keep drinking and spouting out moronic statements Homebrew.

Reagan is the anti - establishment .

Much like Cruz, Carson, Fiorina, and yes Trump.

Reagan would beat them all, hands down and be just as hated by the left and the establishment candidates as Cruz and Trump are.

he wanted to get rid of the Dep. of Education for cripes sake. I don't hear any of these guys talking that way.
banderl Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Oct 24 2015, 7:08 PM EST
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You talking about Raygun now?


Hell, somebody would need to empty his drool cup every five minutes.
VaMtnMan Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Oct 24 2015, 8:08 PM EST
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Every five minutes, that sounds like how often Michelle "Chewbacca" Obama has to shave.
tonygraz Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Oct 24 2015, 9:35 PM EST
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teddyballgame wrote:
...Reagan would beat them all, hands down and be just as hated by the left and the establishment candidates as Cruz and Trump are.

he wanted to get rid of the Dep. of Education for cripes sake. I don't hear any of these guys talking that way.


Hey wasn't that the thing that Perry forgot in the 2012 pres. debate ?
Pubs hate education - they want everyone to be as stupid as they are.
teddyballgame Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Oct 24 2015, 10:42 PM EST
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banderl wrote:
You talking about Raygun now?


Hell, somebody would need to empty his drool cup every five minutes.



Ghosts don't drool...even if they did, it would be like vapor.
teddyballgame Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, Oct 24 2015, 10:46 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Hey wasn't that the thing that Perry forgot in the 2012 pres. debate ?
Pubs hate education - they want everyone to be as stupid as they are.



Not true tony, with all due respect you are more ignorant than most and I wish you could educate yourself a bit.


Conservatives just don't think that centralized government controlling schools is a good way to go. Localized control of schools is preferable and more competition.

I don't know why libs refuse to entertain the idea of a voucher system so you can choose to go to another school if the one in your area sucks.
The people that get most hurt by not having this kind of choice are the poor.

Why do you want to keep poor people uneducated? That is the question libs should be asking themselves.
TMCTLT Offline
#25 Posted: Sun, Oct 25 2015, 5:59 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Hey wasn't that the thing that Perry forgot in the 2012 pres. debate ?
Pubs hate education - they want everyone to be as stupid as they are.




Gotta hand it to Tony......he DOES KNOW STUPID ( First Hand )
tonygraz Offline
#26 Posted: Sun, Oct 25 2015, 8:57 AM EST
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I do not know you first hand - and I'm sure I would be very careful to avoid your thumbs.
TMCTLT Offline
#27 Posted: Sun, Oct 25 2015, 10:05 AM EST
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Brewha wrote:
You guys smoke crack alone, or in groups?



Both....don't know why but suddenly felt the " need " oh about seven years ago...I think it was Nov.08. Haven't been able to shake it since, but it does ease the pain a little
cacman Offline
#28 Posted: Sun, Oct 25 2015, 11:59 PM EST
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I'm still waiting for my free iPhone and internet.
God (guberment) knows you can't live without those!
frankj1 Offline
#29 Posted: Mon, Oct 26 2015, 7:46 AM EST
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teddyballgame wrote:
Ghosts don't drool...even if they did, it would be like vapor.

LIKE!
tailgater Offline
#30 Posted: Mon, Oct 26 2015, 12:37 PM EST
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VaMtnMan wrote:
Every five minutes, that sounds like how often Michelle "Chewbacca" Obama has to shave.


You talkin shave, as in Brazilian?

Cause that would be like a barren landing strip on that wookie terrain.
TMCTLT Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2015, 8:30 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
I do not know you first hand - and I'm sure I would be very careful to avoid your thumbs.




You don't know me @ all, you on the other hand have made it VERY clear that you prefer to live under a Socialist or Commie light leadership.....they already exist elsewhere in the World
( You just need to pick one and move quietly in the night to one of your liking )
tonygraz Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2015, 11:43 AM EST
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Typical juvenile redneck reply, but then what can be expected from a Trump fan.
TMCTLT Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2015, 12:17 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Typical juvenile redneck reply, but then what can be expected from a Trump fan.



Juvenile? Redneck? How so? You have made it Very clear that you prefer to live under Social Rule which tells me that either you have not provided for yourself over the years ( choosing to be taken
"care of ") or your just ignorant and choose to stay that way.
Like I said elsewhere, your a Clinton Democrat, disagree or challenge your OPINIONS and the name calling starts.
Some folks just never grow up intellectually....and prefer to live in some kind of Utopian Cloud.
tonygraz Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2015, 6:52 PM EST
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As a former republican, I grew up intellectually and saw that the republican party turned into a POS. You should move to Texas.
teddyballgame Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2015, 11:21 AM EST
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Psssh.. "as a former republican."""

I am crying "BULLSH**" on that one.

Laughable.

If you were a republican, you were a republican in the vein of a Lincoln Chafee, who was a Republican, then Democrat, soon to be libertarian or green party or some such nonsense.

That is a person with no set principles.

When a person goes from a true Rep. to Dem. he goes from thinking things through to how he "feels" about things. Consequences don't matter, failed programs don't matter, they just haven't been done correctly, or given enough money.

Embrace the man tony (big government). Big government statism is what you attribute to "growing up intellectually."
frankj1 Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2015, 12:15 PM EST
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teddyballgame wrote:
Psssh.. "as a former republican."""

I am crying "BULLSH**" on that one.

Laughable.

If you were a republican, you were a republican in the vein of a Lincoln Chafee, who was a Republican, then Democrat, soon to be libertarian or green party or some such nonsense.

That is a person with no set principles.

When a person goes from a true Rep. to Dem. he goes from thinking things through to how he "feels" about things. Consequences don't matter, failed programs don't matter, they just haven't been done correctly, or given enough money.

Embrace the man tony (big government). Big government statism is what you attribute to "growing up intellectually."

did you snopes that?
banderl Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2015, 12:17 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
did you snopes that?



Snopes means nothing, it's run by libtards.




Oops!
Sorry that I quoted you Frank, it won't happen again.
gummy jones Offline
#38 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2015, 1:29 PM EST
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can we just get this socialism thing over with so i can cut work back to 3 days/week?
banderl Offline
#39 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2015, 1:54 PM EST
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When we get the socialism thing going, i.e. the government nationalizing all of the means of production, you will work six days a week.
gummy jones Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2015, 1:55 PM EST
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banderl wrote:
When we get the socialism thing going, i.e. the government nationalizing all of the means of production, you will work six days a week.


sure wont

and when they take 51%, meaning i work for them and not me, then im cutting back
banderl Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2015, 2:04 PM EST
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You brought up the socialism thing, I supplied you with the definition of it.
gummy jones Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2015, 2:28 PM EST
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banderl wrote:
You brought up the socialism thing, I supplied you with the definition of it.


im well aware of the definition

how about quasi fascism crony capitalism with socialism undertones?
banderl Offline
#43 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2015, 2:32 PM EST
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Well, why didn't you say that?
gummy jones Offline
#44 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2015, 2:48 PM EST
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banderl wrote:
Well, why didn't you say that?


its a mouthful and im a slow typer
frankj1 Offline
#45 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2015, 5:10 PM EST
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type with your fingers instead

wait! is that why you are gummy?
gummy jones Offline
#46 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2015, 7:36 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
type with your fingers instead

wait! is that why you are gummy?


More than you know
Covfireman Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2015, 7:44 PM EST
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teddyballgame wrote:
Psssh.. "as a former republican."""

I am crying "BULLSH**" on that one.

Laughable.

If you were a republican, you were a republican in the vein of a Lincoln Chafee, who was a Republican, then Democrat, soon to be libertarian or green party or some such nonsense.

That is a person with no set principles.

When a person goes from a true Rep. to Dem. he goes from thinking things through to how he "feels" about things. Consequences don't matter, failed programs don't matter, they just haven't been done correctly, or given enough money.

Embrace the man tony (big government). Big government statism is what you attribute to "growing up intellectually."



Another man with no set principles? Or does that only apply when they disagree with you?

As for his past positions on abortion itself, Carson told Yahoo News that he was “a fairly radical Democrat and had a different belief system” in the past.
frankj1 Offline
#48 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2015, 8:01 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
More than you know

prolly better off not knowing, eh?
gummy jones Offline
#49 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2015, 8:06 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
prolly better off not knowing, eh?


But sure makes for a good story
frankj1 Offline
#50 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2015, 8:09 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
But sure makes for a good story

ya gotta start a thread!
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