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Did Ted Cruz lie?
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Speyside Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 9:34 AM EST
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A Washington Post story is saying his allegation that violent criminals are primarily Democrats is incorrect.
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 9:40 AM EST
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Sounds like we need some of them Stats... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 10:03 AM EST
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i haven't liked him since that weird Oprah couch jump thing.
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 10:04 AM EST
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I heard he ate his baby's umbilical cord... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 10:06 AM EST
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That was his dingo
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 10:10 AM EST
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He ate his dingo's umbilical cord..?? Freak... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 10:11 AM EST
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D eye engio
tailgater Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 10:21 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
D eye engio


Was his name-o
Speyside Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 10:25 AM EST
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Bingo!
Brewha Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 10:48 AM EST
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I heard he took the Pepsi Challenge and chose JIF.
fiddler898 Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 10:59 AM EST
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Did Ted Cruz lie? All depends - did his lips move?
Kawak Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 1:09 PM EST
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I heard he did but it was because of a video posted to U Tube making fun of the prophet Mohamed Abdul Jabbar or something like that
deadeyedick Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 1:38 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
A Washington Post story is saying his allegation that violent criminals are primarily Democrats is incorrect.


Depends on what the word "are" are.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 3:02 PM EST
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Oh man oh man oh man....he's gonna get miffed.

Then he's gonna dare someone to say it to his face.

Then his voice is going to hit a pitch that a prepubescent girl can only hit when they get a kitten or puppy dog.

Then he's going to part his hair.

Then he's going to roll up his sleeves...




and look like a big POS....AGAIN.
banderl Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 4:25 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Oh man oh man oh man....he's gonna get miffed.

Then he's gonna dare someone to say it to his face.

Then his voice is going to hit a pitch that a prepubescent girl can only hit when they get a kitten or puppy dog.

Then he's going to part his hair.

Then he's going to roll up his sleeves...




and look like a big POS....AGAIN.






I think that he really looks like Count Chocula and a POS.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 4:30 PM EST
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https://gma.yahoo.com/ted-cruz-birth-control-don-t-rubber-shortage-124723513--abc-news-topstories.html#

I'm surprised he has 2 kids!

He blinks a LOT...a mean a LOT*!



Maybe he has Tourettes?











*]Blinking




– Excessive blinking

–> could show romantic interest (if their pupils are dilated)

–> could be a sign of stress

–> could be lying

– Rolling the eyes upwards

–> may be a sign of disagreement (or exasperation if very obvious). My best advice if you spot this signal: stop and ask for their opinion… and listen to them!

http://www.bodylanguagesignals.com/Eyes.html
DrafterX Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 4:32 PM EST
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Well, Obama claims to have 2 also... Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 4:35 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Well, Obama claims to have 2 also... Mellow


Yeah...find me a pic of Michael,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cgk732vfGQ

er Michelle preggers.
teddyballgame Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 4:58 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
A Washington Post story is saying his allegation that violent criminals are primarily Democrats is incorrect.



I can't believe the Washington comPost is calling a republican a liar!

Sarcasm

Do they have any of their in house made up stats to back up their claim?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 5:53 PM EST
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Yeah...shoot the messenger...got it.
Brewha Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 6:03 PM EST
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banderl wrote:
I think that he really looks like Count Chocula and a POS.

I find this incredibly insensitive and insulting to Count Chocula.....
teddyballgame Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 6:03 PM EST
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So then, you fellas believe that felons, all felons, would not lean hard to the left side?
banderl Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 6:15 PM EST
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teddyballgame wrote:
So then, you fellas believe that felons, all felons, would not lean hard to the left side?



What about soon to be felons like the Planned Parenthood shooter?
banderl Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 6:15 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
I find this incredibly insensitive and insulting to Count Chocula.....



I'm sorry.
teedubbya Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 6:50 PM EST
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If you think you are the bench mark for the right and anyone that disagrees with you is left then I suppose I agree just based in probability. Of course all evil and boogie men are left.
Brewha Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 7:02 PM EST
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teddyballgame wrote:
So then, you fellas believe that felons, all felons, would not lean hard to the left side?

Well, at least you're starting to develop an ironic sense of humor.

Or you're just bat sh1t crazy.

Think
tonygraz Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 7:09 PM EST
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I'll go with number 2 with the number 2.
victor809 Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 7:14 PM EST
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Shame on you tw. He'd not going to understand probability.... He's just going to think you agree with him.
teedubbya Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 8:07 PM EST
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I do agree with him.
teedubbya Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 8:20 PM EST
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I find him dreamy.
Brewha Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 8:27 PM EST
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This could put a whole new spin on "ballgame"....
tonygraz Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 8:28 PM EST
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We need to send him to Iowa for a few years.
victor809 Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 8:32 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I do agree with him.


Hehe... yeah, but by your statement it would also be probabilistically accurate to say most people with penises over 6" are liberals... most people with IQs over 100 would be liberals.... etc etc etc... ;)
frankj1 Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 8:34 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
We need to send him to Iowa for a few years.

Neo-Twilight Zone? Billy Mummy wishes him to the cornfield?
teedubbya Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 8:36 PM EST
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As an Iowa boy born and raised I must say









I'm more than a little aroused.
Brewha Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 8:36 PM EST
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TW?

He doesn't seem like the corn field type....
Brewha Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 8:37 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
As an Iowa boy born and raised I must say









I'm more than a little aroused.

OhMyGod
victor809 Offline
#38 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 8:55 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
TW?

He doesn't seem like the corn field type....


After enough beers TW will corn just about anyone's field.






.... too bad it's one of those baby corn thingies you get in chef salads....
teddyballgame Offline
#39 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 9:17 PM EST
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well this convo jumped the shark
victor809 Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 9:40 PM EST
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teddyballgame wrote:
well this convo jumped the shark


Nah. TW confirmed by your definition of liberal, most criminals are liberals, most people with large penises are liberals and most high IQ people are liberals... hell most sharks are liberals.

It's cool. after that we may as well party....
tailgater Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 9:55 PM EST
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teddyballgame wrote:
well this convo jumped the shark


TW jumped a shark?

Hell, I once knew a guy who would screw a snake if you held it down.
But a shark?

Now he has yet another reason to be nicknamed Jaws...
tonygraz Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2015, 11:05 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
As an Iowa boy born and raised I must say

I'm more than a little aroused.


Good or bad ? And where from ?
teedubbya Offline
#43 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2015, 10:34 AM EST
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Grew up in West Des Moines, went to undergrad 4 years at Cedar Falls... back to Des Moines and Grad School, then moved on about 16 years ago. 32 years in Iowa.


Politics are awesome there. The caucus system is fun. The first one I participated in I led/spoke for Reagan and he won it. The last one I did I led/spoke for Dole and Buchanan won it LOL. I can still see the little old lady that spoke for him giggling about it. I liked Pat on crossfire but didn't see him as a serious or viable candidate. I'm a pragmatist. Dole was going to get the nomination and I wanted him as strong as possible. If you don't win the general it doesn't matter much what happened previously.

The straw poll was a different thing all together. My last ticket was from the dole campaign but I think I ended up voting for Alexander (can't really remember) because they had a better band, booze and food. That's how that thing works.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#44 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2015, 11:40 AM EST
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banderl wrote:
I think that he really looks like Count Chocula and a POS.



To me he's a cross between what Pee Wee Herman would look like if he matured and fell off a 10 story building on his head and a demented Howdy Doody in a dark suit and tie.

That's just me though...every time I hear him speak I'm waiting for a "...I meant to do that" and sneer.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#45 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2015, 11:41 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Grew up in West Des Moines, went to undergrad 4 years at Cedar Falls... back to Des Moines and Grad School, then moved on about 16 years ago. 32 years in Iowa.


Politics are awesome there. The caucus system is fun. The first one I participated in I led/spoke for Reagan and he won it. The last one I did I led/spoke for Dole and Buchanan won it LOL. I can still see the little old lady that spoke for him giggling about it. I liked Pat on crossfire but didn't see him as a serious or viable candidate. I'm a pragmatist. Dole was going to get the nomination and I wanted him as strong as possible. If you don't win the general it doesn't matter much what happened previously.

The straw poll was a different thing all together. My last ticket was from the dole campaign but I think I ended up voting for Alexander (can't really remember) because they had a better band, booze and food. That's how that thing works.



Flyover State Outrage.
tonygraz Offline
#46 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2015, 12:13 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Grew up in West Des Moines, went to undergrad 4 years at Cedar Falls... back to Des Moines and Grad School, then moved on about 16 years ago. 32 years in Iowa....


I had friends in West Des Moines, lived in Des Moines and Norwalk. Did you go to Roosevelt ?
Buckwheat Offline
#47 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2015, 12:19 PM EST
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Is this a serious question?

He is a politician and he is talking: Logic would lead you to conclude that he is in fact not telling the truth or at least not the whole truth.
Brewha Offline
#48 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2015, 12:31 PM EST
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I don't know, it takes a level of intelligence to lie. And we are talking about Cruz.....
teedubbya Offline
#49 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2015, 12:34 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
I had friends in West Des Moines, lived in Des Moines and Norwalk. Did you go to Roosevelt ?




Valley. But I "dated" a chick from Roosevelt once.
banderl Offline
#50 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2015, 12:50 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Valley. But I "dated" a chick from Roosevelt once.



Did Drafter see her boobs?
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