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Last post 8 years ago by pdxstogieman. 24 replies replies.
Donald Trump's mannerism's remind me of Italy's "Il duce"
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
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Posts: 19,464
fog
Think

whenever I watch Donald Trump give an interview
lately....

he has this "whole aloof thing" going on...

he talks w/ his hands and shakes his head , neck and body
just like Bennito Mussolini....
i.e.
"Il duce"

It is like a reincarnation.

way down ....he's a "dees, dem and doze" kinda millionaire....
DrMaddVibe Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,554
Can't forget the pouty lips too.

Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan
jackconrad Offline
#3 Posted:
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Posts: 67,461
Pizza, Spaghetti,Lasagne,Minestrone (Code)Glare
cacman Offline
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Mr. Jones wrote:
he talks w/ his hands and shakes his head , neck and body
just like Bennito Mussolini....
i.e.
"Il duce"

It is like a reincarnation.

Wow! You where around when Mussolini was in power???

You really are a FOG if you remember Mussolini mannerisms that well.
drnos Offline
#5 Posted:
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Mr. Jones, if you are old enough to remember Il Duce, you are too old to remember him
teedubbya Offline
#6 Posted:
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I think he meant Steve Duce.
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted:
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so Jonesy. does this mean the trains will run on time?
Brewha Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
I think he meant Steve Duce.

I think he ment drop a Duce.....
Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted:
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I have a VERY GOOD VISUAL MEMORY....

I WAS CHOSEN for a "project" because of it.
It is not photographic but a combination of unique memory techniques.

It has proven very important in evading and thwarting idiotic morons employed by the federal government.

I am glad I have it.

I also have an amazing imagination, very good artistic ability.....along with people skills and selling skills...which helps when I need to bullsh#t my way out of any tight spot....

I can play visual scenes back in my mind having only seen them once at any age.
Facial recognition is very easy too...even with obvious changes of added man made accutrements.

When it comes to Italians....they absolutely love me and my skills.
I am an expert.
teedubbya Offline
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I like long walks in the park, puppy dogs and hugs.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
I like long walks in the park, puppy dogs and hugs.


I love lamp.
sd72 Offline
#12 Posted:
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I like turtles
teedubbya Offline
#13 Posted:
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In the grotto?
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted:
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I see dead peoples... Mellow
sd72 Offline
#15 Posted:
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Did Il Duce escape to Brazil with hitler and Ms. Braun?
cacman Offline
#16 Posted:
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sd72 wrote:
Did Il Duce escape to Brazil with hitler and Ms. Braun?

Could have been. Sure looked like Hitler escaped…
frankj1 Offline
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sd72 wrote:
I like turtles

careful. he's back.


Royalties.
Buckwheat Offline
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He reminds me of a spoiled child with a bad tan. fog
tonygraz Offline
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Posts: 20,318
Mr. Jones wrote:
I have a VERY GOOD VISUAL MEMORY....

I WAS CHOSEN for a "project" because of it.
It is not photographic but a combination of unique memory techniques.

It has proven very important in evading and thwarting idiotic morons employed by the federal government.

I am glad I have it.

I also have an amazing imagination, very good artistic ability.....along with people skills and selling skills...which helps when I need to bullsh#t my way out of any tight spot....

I can play visual scenes back in my mind having only seen them once at any age.
Facial recognition is very easy too...even with obvious changes of added man made accutrements.

When it comes to Italians....they absolutely love me and my skills.
I am an expert.



Way too many I's, can't figure if it's a Trump impression or an explanation of sorts.
Mr. Jones Offline
#20 Posted:
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^^^ Sorry tony..... it's the latter not the former...

I'm a Left Brained Artist...not an English Major,
who loves Chicken Gumbo and IPA's...

just ask "the pairs of female SSG Skank Agents" who watch me eat and drink at breweries while sitting directly next to me discussing loudly so I can hear them .....always using "he/him" and not my name ( i.e. "directed conversation" ) about my consistent food & beverage choices and the size of my large balls.
jackconrad Offline
#21 Posted:
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You sound like a College man !fog
tonygraz Offline
#22 Posted:
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Posts: 20,318
Art of the Deal somewhat short film here: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ad38087bac/donald-trump-art-of-the-deal-movie?_cc=__d___&_ccid=7bfc729c34c63b3c
pdxstogieman Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 10-04-2007
Posts: 5,219
Mr. Jones wrote:
fog
Think

whenever I watch Donald Trump give an interview
lately....

he has this "whole aloof thing" going on...

he talks w/ his hands and shakes his head , neck and body
just like Bennito Mussolini....
i.e.
"Il duce"

It is like a reincarnation.

way down ....he's a "dees, dem and doze" kinda millionaire....


Thus his affinity for Putin. What's Russian for dees, dem, and doze?
pdxstogieman Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 10-04-2007
Posts: 5,219
cacman wrote:
Wow! You where around when Mussolini was in power???

You really are a FOG if you remember Mussolini mannerisms that well.


If you weren't locked in your remotely located cabin writing your manifesto you could view the large trove of Mussolini videos available and shown regularly on multiple cable channels. You didn't have to be alive in 1904 to know what Teddy Roosevelt's mannerisms were when he was orating.

At least your idiotic comments are concise. So you've got that going for you.
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