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victor809 Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 4:10 PM EST
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http://www.sfgate.com/news/us/article/Deputies-Florida-mom-shot-in-back-by-4-year-old-6879206.php

I don't care who you are or where you fall on the 2nd amendment. This crap is just funny. Almost enough to make me think there's a higher power... and they have a sense of humor.
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 4:16 PM EST
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Think
I dunno about funny.... maybe if she was drunk and had just got outta prison or somethin.... Mellow
teddyballgame Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 4:57 PM EST
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Very odd definition of "funny."

Would it have been hilarious if the boy shot the policeman as well?
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 5:02 PM EST
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maybe in da balls.... wouldn't be funny if the kid killed him... Mellow
Burner02 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 5:19 PM EST
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Sad at best.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 5:27 PM EST
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Noooo...we don't have a gun culture issue in this nation..no siree...not at all.
victor809 Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 5:30 PM EST
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teddyballgame wrote:
Very odd definition of "funny."

Would it have been hilarious if the boy shot the policeman as well?


No. Why would you think it's funny if a policeman gets shot?

Did you read the article? The irony practically drips from her screen-capped instagram posts.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 5:34 PM EST
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That assclown can't read.

He sees stuff that isn't even in the articles and projects what he wants into them.

He's a Ted Cruz supporter and logged on here to praise and worship at the D I C K of Ted Cruz...that's Teddyballgag for ya.

Don't look to deep into any of his posts. It's all the same..."Oh yeah? Well that guy that wrote that doesn't like Ted Cruz and Ted Cruz is my personal Jesus. Have you heard the word of Ted Cruz today? He's a god, and he does good stuff for God. He's a passionate politician and he's not like all the other guys. He never lies and does the good stuff. You're just wrong!"...that's teddyballgag's whole schtick.

Just scrape him off the bottom of your boots and keep on keeping on.
victor809 Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 5:36 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
That assclown can't read.

He sees stuff that isn't even in the articles and projects what he wants into them.

He's a Ted Cruz supporter and logged on here to praise and worship at the D I C K of Ted Cruz...that's Teddyballgag for ya.

Don't look to deep into any of his posts. It's all the same..."Oh yeah? Well that guy that wrote that doesn't like Ted Cruz and Ted Cruz is my personal Jesus. Have you heard the word of Ted Cruz today? He's a god, and he does good stuff for God. He's a passionate politician and he's not like all the other guys. He never lies and does the good stuff. You're just wrong!"...that's teddyballgag's whole schtick.

Just scrape him off the bottom of your boots and keep on keeping on.


I dunno.... I heard you were a liberal. Probably shouldn't listen to you.... :)
teedubbya Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 5:40 PM EST
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I don't know if he is a liberal but he certainly is a lock step democrat socialist
DrafterX Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 5:40 PM EST
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I thought he was Socialists now... Think
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 5:41 PM EST
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Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 5:43 PM EST
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Mellow
Brewha Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 6:21 PM EST
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I never said Victor was a liberal

...in this thread....
teedubbya Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 7:21 PM EST
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DMV is the liberal.
victor809 Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 7:48 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
DMV is the liberal.


Yeah... haven't you heard? You either think Cruz is the second coming of Ronnie Reagan or you're a lib.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 8:02 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Yeah... haven't you heard? You either think Cruz is the second coming of Ronnie Reagan or you're a lib.


Wait, Reagan was a liberal?
victor809 Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 8:11 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Wait, Reagan was a liberal?


Well.... since I don't see any reference to him saying Cruz is the second coming of himself... then yeah....
tonygraz Online
#19 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 9:45 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Wait, Reagan was a liberal?


I asked him and he said he couldn't remember.
ZRX1200 Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 10:07 PM EST
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Gun culture issue?

You have better odds to be killed by lightning or bees than an "assault" weapon.

We have a stupid problem.
MACS Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 10:57 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Gun culture issue?

You have better odds to be killed by lightning or bees than an "assault" weapon.

We have a stupid problem.


+1
Mr. Jones Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Mar 9 2016, 11:07 PM EST
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#8 DMV.....

is a wild man....

He draws a line in the sand and
cowers over that guantlet....

he owns his opinions...
w/ facts and balls...

an honorable trait...in my book.
teddyballgame Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Mar 10 2016, 11:52 AM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
That assclown can't read.

He sees stuff that isn't even in the articles and projects what he wants into them.

He's a Ted Cruz supporter and logged on here to praise and worship at the D I C K of Ted Cruz...that's Teddyballgag for ya.

Don't look to deep into any of his posts. It's all the same..."Oh yeah? Well that guy that wrote that doesn't like Ted Cruz and Ted Cruz is my personal Jesus. Have you heard the word of Ted Cruz today? He's a god, and he does good stuff for God. He's a passionate politician and he's not like all the other guys. He never lies and does the good stuff. You're just wrong!"...that's teddyballgag's whole schtick.

Just scrape him off the bottom of your boots and keep on keeping on.



The made up quotation part is particularly precious.

Ted is the most conservative guy left in this race and the most likely to follow the Constitution. He was one of 3 I originally liked. Carson and Fiorina being the other 2.. Rubio was almost in there, but the gang of 8 killed it for me.

You are such a angry and sad little man.
I hope for your peace of mind Bernie wins the Dem nomination.

Hell, you would still be unhappy, so that wouldn't matter.

Oh, and stop stealing my line and taking it as your own. 2 weeks prior I have likened you to the stuff I would scrape off the bottom of my shoe after a walk in a dog park.

Get your own material.
tailgater Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Mar 10 2016, 1:24 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
I asked him and he said he couldn't remember.


Talking to the dead?
Who are you, Nancy?








Note: the double entendre was inadvertent, but appropriate.
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