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DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Mar 29 2016, 3:19 PM EST
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Feds to fine schools for not following Michelle Obama's lunch rules

The federal government is taking steps to fine schools that do not comply with first lady Michelle Obama’s school lunch rules.

The U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Food and Nutrition Service issued a proposed rule Monday to codify parts of the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act, which was championed by Mrs. Obama.

The regulation would punish schools and state departments with fines for “egregious or persistent disregard” for the lunch rules that imposed sodium and calorie limits and banned white grains.

Film at 11.... Mellow
jackconrad Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Mar 29 2016, 3:48 PM EST
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Pizza at 11!
tonygraz Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Mar 29 2016, 3:49 PM EST
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Drafter don't need no stinkin' lunch rules.
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Mar 29 2016, 3:55 PM EST
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I heard she's gonna try to keep the money too.... Mellow
gummy jones Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Mar 29 2016, 4:39 PM EST
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thats just what schools need, to be fined by the fed to fuel more crony capitalism
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Mar 29 2016, 6:05 PM EST
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the schools in PA have no money to "fine"
because we still don't have a 2016 state budget yet....

and " the new guy" ran as an
"experienced bid-ness man"....
( and he won)

that's an oxymoron....
Mikekoz13 Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Mar 29 2016, 6:14 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
the schools in PA have no money to "fine"
because we still don't have a 2016 state budget yet....

and " the new guy" ran as an
"experienced bid-ness man"....
( and he won)

that's an oxymoron....


That guy is an azzhole.... and of course the budget thing is no fault of his (according to him).
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 7:30 AM EST
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Do the kids still get pudding if they eat their meat..?? Huh
gummy jones Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 7:37 AM EST
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Mikekoz13 wrote:
That guy is an azzhole.... and of course the budget thing is no fault of his (according to him).


"no, he wont raise taxes. hes a business man..."
-every moron in pa who voted for him
tonygraz Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 9:58 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Do the kids still get pudding if they eat their meat..?? Huh


I've heard that they don't get their pudding if they don't eat their meat.
Mikekoz13 Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 10:09 AM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
"no, he wont raise taxes. hes a business man..."
-every moron in pa who voted for him


A democrat business man.
He looks like the guy that always got beat up as a kid and now he's going to take his revenge.
cacman Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 10:15 AM EST
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The fat, chicken wing eatin' pig called Moochelle has some balls to tell the US what their children should eat. Like she knows anything about nutrition. She hasn't stepped foot in a kitchen to cook a meal in at least 10yrs, living off of take-out and meals prepared by private chef's.
DrafterX Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 12:30 PM EST
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She will take credit for it whether it works or not..... I think some really fat kids have already been whacked in an effort to reduce the national average... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 1:48 PM EST
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cacman wrote:
The fat, chicken wing eatin' pig called Moochelle has some balls to tell the US what their children should eat. Like she knows anything about nutrition. She hasn't stepped foot in a kitchen to cook a meal in at least 10yrs, living off of take-out and meals prepared by private chef's.


While I believe that attractiveness is subjective and people are free to decide whether they find one first lady attractive or not... are your really going to hang your hat on "fat...pig" as a descriptor of Michelle Obama? And I'm really not sure where you got the "chicken wing eatin" reference.
cacman Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 2:05 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
While I believe that attractiveness is subjective and people are free to decide whether they find one first lady attractive or not... are your really going to hang your hat on "fat...pig" as a descriptor of Michelle Obama? And I'm really not sure where you got the "chicken wing eatin" reference.

You may know algebra, and look down upon anyone who doesn't. But you don't have sh|t for a sense of humor.

https://pjmedia.com/blog/chicken-wings-and-chips-for-lunch-at-sidwell-friends/

Friends, pizza & chicken wings: How Michelle & Barack Obama enjoyed the Super Bowl
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshow/50896696.cms?utm_source=contentofinterest&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=cppst

Michelle Obama Grants Permission to Eat Fried Chicken for Democrat Victory
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/11/michelle-obama-grants-permission-to-eat-fried-chicken-for-democrat-victory/
Buckwheat Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 2:31 PM EST
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Don't worry, the Soylent Corporation will soon be here to take care of all our nutritional needs. No pudding for anyone unless it's green. You know its not easy being green. fog
DrafterX Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 2:33 PM EST
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Green peoples don't get da Welfare..?? Huh
tailgater Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 3:55 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
While I believe that attractiveness is subjective and people are free to decide whether they find one first lady attractive or not... are your really going to hang your hat on "fat...pig" as a descriptor of Michelle Obama? And I'm really not sure where you got the "chicken wing eatin" reference.


She's got a big ol butt. And she's a pig*.
Therefore she's a fat pig.
Simple, if you break it down.



















*apologies to the pig.
tonygraz Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 4:02 PM EST
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She looks to be in as good or better shape than prolly most of her detractors. Did you know that the Obama's have to pay for that food that's prepared for them outside of official dinners ?

https://www.quora.com/Does-the-president-of-the-US-pay-for-all-of-his-food

There goes Drafter's dreams of the white house.
DrafterX Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 4:05 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
She looks to be in as good or better shape than prolly most of her detractors. Did you know that the Obama's have to pay for that food that's prepared for them outside of official dinners ?




Who fed you that crap..?? Huh



And you prolly believe the First lady paid for that $700 lobster snack at the Waldorf too.... Not talking
DrafterX Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 4:20 PM EST
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The president of the US receives $400,000 per year (which is low, considering the inflation-adjusted pay for Taft was $1.8 million and for most presidents, it hovered around $1 million per year, which I think is fair†). The president also receives a $100,000 travel allowance for non-official travel and a $50,000 expense account to help defer non-official expenses and the taxes thereof---including, you guessed it, food for the Residence (which is the name for the top floor of the White House where the current president, his wife, his two daughters and his live-in mother-in-law).

Think Think
cacman Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 4:29 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
The president of the US receives $400,000 per year (which is low, considering the inflation-adjusted pay for Taft was $1.8 million and for most presidents, it hovered around $1 million per year, which I think is fair†). The president also receives a $100,000 travel allowance for non-official travel and a $50,000 expense account to help defer non-official expenses and the taxes thereof---including, you guessed it, food for the Residence (which is the name for the top floor of the White House where the current president, his wife, his two daughters and his live-in mother-in-law).

The ONLY administration to move in Mom at tax-payer's expense! You could say she's got the best welfare position of all!
DrafterX Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 4:40 PM EST
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I'm Outraged..!! Mad
tailgater Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 6:08 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
She looks to be in as good or better shape than prolly most of her detractors. Did you know that the Obama's have to pay for that food that's prepared for them outside of official dinners ?

.


So you saying she doesn't have a big ol' butt?
Not to mention, Fred Sanford would gladly use her face for gorilla cookies.
And she's an anti-american, entitled POS.

Other than that she's dandy.
tonygraz Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 6:20 PM EST
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So you have been keeping an eye on her backside ?
victor809 Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 7:14 PM EST
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I'm going to reiterate here...
The first lady has an exercise routine.

It is likely that 98.2% of the people calling her "fat" wouldn't be able to do a sit-up, let alone have a routine around it.

Dislike her all you want guys, but calling a woman who is clearly not fat, a fat pig, suggests you have some issues.

**caveat** if your wife weighs less than 120lbs and you will call h anyone with a BMI of over 24 a fat pig to their face, you get a pass.
victor809 Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 7:25 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
She's got a big ol butt. And she's a pig*.




My woman is 110 lbs and has a big ol butt.

Well... she's like 112 right now, so I call her a fatty.

I've called my girlfriend a piggy too.

Are you saying you want to date Michelle Obama?
tailgater Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 8:02 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
My woman is 110 lbs and has a big ol butt.

Well... she's like 112 right now, so I call her a fatty.

I've called my girlfriend a piggy too.

Are you saying you want to date Michelle Obama?


I wouldn't f*ck her with your d*ck and with TonyGraz pushing.

Other than that, I've got a crush on her.
tailgater Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 8:04 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
So you have been keeping an eye on her backside ?


Like an automobile wreck, I can't look away.

Also like an automobile wreck, she should warn us about the wide load.

beep beep.
tonygraz Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2016, 10:31 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
I wouldn't f*ck her with your d*ck and with TonyGraz pushing.

Other than that, I've got a crush on her.


Sounds like true love.
sd72 Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 2:27 AM EST
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So, you're in?
cacman Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 2:59 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I'm going to reiterate here...
The first lady has an exercise routine.

It is likely that 98.2% of the people calling her "fat" wouldn't be able to do a sit-up, let alone have a routine around it.

Dislike her all you want guys, but calling a woman who is clearly not fat, a fat pig, suggests you have some issues.

The ONLY reason she has a fitness routine is because she doesn't do sh|t. She doesn't work, she doesn't raise her kids by herself, she doesn't cook, and she surely doesn't clean the House. If it weren't for the private chefs cooking her meals for the past decade she'd weigh over 300lbs and give Oprah a run pound-for-pound. I call it "fitness" as a result of privilege.

My bet is you couldn't do a sit-up, let alone 5 push-ups. I imagine it would be like watching Bill Murray try and do 5 push-ups in the movie Stripes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j3e18ZYiDA

Yes, I have issues with her, and her pig-lovin' husband. See how that works, or do I need to spell it out for you…
Covfireman Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 3:07 AM EST
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cacman wrote:
The ONLY reason she has a fitness routine is because she doesn't do sh|t. She doesn't work, she doesn't raise her kids by herself, she doesn't cook, and she surely doesn't clean the House. If it weren't for the private chefs cooking her meals for the past decade she'd weigh over 300lbs and give Oprah a run pound-for-pound. I call it "fitness" as a result of privilege.

My bet is you couldn't do a sit-up, let alone 5 push-ups. I imagine it would be like watching Bill Murray try and do 5 push-ups in the movie Stripes.

Yes, I have issues with her, and her pig-lovin' husband. See how that works, or do I need to spell it out for you…


I guess since Obama is pig-lovin' I guess he's not muslim.

Victor a push up? Lol he can't even pushback from the table.
cacman Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 3:38 AM EST
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Covfireman wrote:
I guess since Obama is pig-lovin' ...

meaning he doesn't eat bacon.

Guess it does need to be spelled-out for some… d'oh!
victor809 Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 11:08 AM EST
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tailgater wrote:
I wouldn't f*ck her with your d*ck and with TonyGraz pushing.

Other than that, I've got a crush on her.






Tail... I'm much too attractive to be involved in a 4 way with you and Tony, even if you try dangling your girlfriend Michelle Obama to lure me in.
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#36 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 11:21 AM EST
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cacman wrote:
The ONLY reason she has a fitness routine is because she doesn't do sh|t. She doesn't work, she doesn't raise her kids by herself, she doesn't cook, and she surely doesn't clean the House. If it weren't for the private chefs cooking her meals for the past decade she'd weigh over 300lbs and give Oprah a run pound-for-pound. I call it "fitness" as a result of privilege.

My bet is you couldn't do a sit-up, let alone 5 push-ups. I imagine it would be like watching Bill Murray try and do 5 push-ups in the movie Stripes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j3e18ZYiDA

Yes, I have issues with her, and her pig-lovin' husband. See how that works, or do I need to spell it out for you…


So now you're upset she doesn't cook?
Were you calling Laura Bush a fat pig because she didn't cook or clean the white house?

Seriously... your complaint is that you imagine in your head she'd be over 300 lbs if she didn't have private chefs?

You do realize how unhinged you sound, right? First you're railing against the first lady being a "fat pig" (and she has less than 24 BMI, you realize by calling her a fat pig you're calling every single woman with a BMI over 24 an even fatter pig... think about that for a minute), then, when called on that, you start in on her being a fat pig because of her privilege? Yet I've never heard this sort of vehement hate for any other privileged women, even heavier ones...

Oh, and don't you worry about my fitness. It's kind of irrelevant since I'm not the one criticizing women for being fat pigs... I suspect you're just trying to angle for another shirtless picture of me...
cacman Offline
#37 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 11:28 AM EST
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^^^ You're an idiot, with no sense of humor or sarcasm.

Go back to chasing homeless people for exercise, while continuing to lecture us about anything.
tailgater Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 11:36 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Tail... I'm much too attractive to be involved in a 4 way with you and Tony, even if you try dangling your girlfriend Michelle Obama to lure me in.


Who said anything about a 4 way?
Barack would be there too.
With all the bowing he does, I'm sure we'll find a job for him.
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#39 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 11:39 AM EST
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michelle is not my cup of tea in either personality or looks

but that is neither here nor there when it comes to her lack of expertise on nutrition
DrafterX Offline
#40 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 11:48 AM EST
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24 BMI..?? You'd think the Liposuction could do better than that.... Mellow
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#41 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 1:28 PM EST
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I'm working on a pilot project that would outlaw 1/2 price burger days. It's only targeted towards Oklahoma and Mississippi at this point but we hope to roll it out nationwide if it works.
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#42 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 1:33 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Who said anything about a 4 way?
Barack would be there too.
With all the bowing he does, I'm sure we'll find a job for him.


Just adding more men to the mix isn't gonna increase the chances of my involvement.
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#43 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 1:36 PM EST
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cacman wrote:
^^^ You're an idiot, with no sense of humor or sarcasm.

Go back to chasing homeless people for exercise, while continuing to lecture us about anything.


You notice this isn't the first time you've fallen back to the whole "it was just humor! and sarcasm!" when it's pointed out what an ass you are.

Tell you what.... I'll make a pact with you. I'll only chase and beat homeless people with a BMI of greater than 24 if you promise to call every woman in your life with a BMI of over 24 a "fat pig"... Then tell them you're just being sarcastic and they have no sense of humor.

Just think of all the homeless people you could save from having to get beaten.
teedubbya Offline
#44 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 1:36 PM EST
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By the way I'm no Michelle fan but the bashing of her is something that was frowned upon when anyone did it to Laura, Barbara, Nancy and etc. but it did happen. I had a buddy that had Barbara's face painted on the bottom of his toilet so he could piss and **** on her every day. I found it just as odd as the idiots that rail on the current First Lady but whatever. Her body type may not be to your liking (or mine) but she seems to be fit. Most of us are not so that is odd. She my have the Lear shape rockin but it's better than the bouncy ball many typing have. And to be honest women deserve more respect than that regardless of which turdbag they decide to marry. If the best you can do us fat and ugly face it you ain't too bright.
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#45 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 1:38 PM EST
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Lear = pear
DrafterX Offline
#46 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 1:40 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I'm working on a pilot project that would outlaw 1/2 price burger days. It's only targeted towards Oklahoma and Mississippi at this point but we hope to roll it out nationwide if it works.



OhMyGod
cacman Offline
#47 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 1:42 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Seriously... your complaint is that you imagine in your head she'd be over 300 lbs if she didn't have private chefs?

You fail to see the hypocrisy of her dictating to the American people what their children should be eating for lunch, especially at school. Did you even read the article about what her kids school serves for lunch compared to the requirements she is trying to push? She has no idea what it takes to buy and prepare decent food as she lives so far from the People she is trying to represent and protect.
DrafterX Offline
#48 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 1:48 PM EST
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Like I said, she just wants somethin to call her own... 'Just Say No to Fat Kids' is kinda catchy.... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#49 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 1:56 PM EST
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Your kids are Soooo Fat..
Michelle Obama wouldn't let them go to school..!! Laugh
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#50 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2016, 1:58 PM EST
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cacman wrote:
You fail to see the hypocrisy of her dictating to the American people what their children should be eating for lunch, especially at school. Did you even read the article about what her kids school serves for lunch compared to the requirements she is trying to push? She has no idea what it takes to buy and prepare decent food as she lives so far from the People she is trying to represent and protect.


^ none of which has anything to do with her weight or appearance. So why would you choose to call her a fat pig, rather than point out that she has requirements different than the food she eats?

Of course, no politician in washington or at the state level has any "idea what it takes to buy and prepare decent food as [they] live so far from the people [they] are trying to represent and protect" so your argument is kind of invalid there too.

I find it funny that you're so angry about something as simple and stupid as her trying to bring attention to kids eating better. Seriously... you're acting like she's trying to put them to death, not eat a carrot. Get a grip on reality.
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