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(somebody posted after some news article about illiberal socialist lefty thugs attacking innocent people)


You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately… You call the city, 4 different exterminators but nobody could handle the job… But there is this one guy and he guarantees you to get rid of them, so you hire him. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he voted for Obama, you don't care if he has plumber's crack...you simply want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed! He's the guy. He's the best. Period

Here’s why we want Trump, yes he's a bit of an ass, yes he's an egomaniac, but we don't care. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republican Party is two-faced & gutless, and illegals are everywhere. We want it all fixed!

We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he had been friendly with Hillary, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megan Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslin terrorist.

This country is weak, bankrupt, our enemies are making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegal's, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED" and Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want.

We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, Republican Party, and sick of illegals. We just want this thing fixed. Trump may not be a saint, but doesn't have lobbyist money holding him, he doesn't have political correctness restraining him, all you know is that he has been very successful, a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also not a politician, he's not a cowardly politician. And he says he'll fix it. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or looked at and called a liar.

Also we don't care if the guy has bad hair.

We just want those raccoons gone.

Raccoon....

That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over! What the F are we supposed to now, huh, what are we gonna do?

"and we believe him because he's too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or to be looked at and called a liar"....
This is hilarious given his history.

You realize that he failed at many things right? That he's lied publicly, been called out on absolute failures and lies about those failures. When his hotels went bankrupt, he just filed for bankruptcy, saved his own azz, left anyone else holding the bag and literally called that a success in a debate later. This sounds like exactly what we could expect him to do leading the country.

That's exactly what I look for in exterminator services....

;)

Based on your summary @ firtst I was certain you were describing Barry......using words like egotist and Liar, but then I read the second paragraph.....and realized that was impossible. Mr Community Organizer.

In order to FAIL....you first have to DO SOMETHING......Barry is and was a non starter in that arena

This sounds more like our Republican Congress than anything else.

And Don-Don won’t be getting rid of them….

Stink? I thought you were a real Libertarian.

What is this nonsense you started? Dumb post.

is nothing sacred with you?

As someone who has tried and failed several times, I can tell you that's just the way it is.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, it's a numbers game.


I'd rather go with a guy that wears his failures on his sleeve than some chick who hides her failures next to some guys toilet.

seriously hoping that even though you also may hate her (understandable) you aren't confusing that with a solid reason to vote for anything. voting alongside hate has sort of put us at the choice we are left with as it is.

I agree. That is simply not a valid reason.

Freak...

Reconsider..?? Cause Tony wants one of them transagenders in office..??

It happens. ...

So it's a mind game..

I swear those raccoons are always going into people's houses looking for free stuff.

And they like to crap in your swimming pool.

So the op wants to get the coons out of the White House and thinks Trump is the one to do it?

He was but they died of hep pee

Yea. The coons win again.

Uh, no. Celebrities and pseudo celebrities don't influence anything I do.

+1

Speaking of raccoons, something had been coming by and bending down my bird feeder posts and eating the contents. They're 3/8" steel bar shepherds hooks, so I figured it had to be something big like a deer or something knocking them over. Set up an infrared trail camera and saw two fatass raccoons working together to get em down.

Set two traps in the yard, one along the path they walked, and another by the bird feeder. Piece of bread with some tomato sauce on it, half a hardboiled egg, sardines and the juice from the can poured over the top in each trap.

We'll see if I have something to shoot in the morning.