This golfer is playing a late round in the AZ summer heat, blazing hot, so he is playing alone.
He gets to a par 3 on the 17th hole and stripes a beauty, and wouldn't you know it, hits a hole in one.
First one ever, he is ecstatic, and rushes to the hole and takes out the ball and a Genie pops out as he does this.
The golfer is surprised of course, the Genie tells him he will grant him one wish for the hole in one.
The golfer doesn't miss a beat and says, "I wish my dicck was bigger."
Genie says " Your wish is granted" and is gone in the blink of an eye.
Guy checks his pants, nothing, still a small dicck, so he figures, heat stroke, I'm delirious, and chugs water and goes to the last hole.
Still, a hole in one! Nobody will believe it.
He is about to tee off and feels a rustling in his pants, checks his pants, and his dicck has grown to 8 inches.
Happy as can be he nails his drive, and starts down the fairway and again, feels movement, 12 inches, now. He is beside himself and as he hits his approach on the green, his member is now running down his thigh. He hits his putt and as he goes to his final shot, his dcck is now past his knee.
Panicking, he gets a bucket of balls and races back to the 17th hole, he hits ball after ball- sun has set he can hardly see, nothing is close, and he is down to his last ball - he does it!
Sprinting towards the hole, he trips over his growing cocck, tucks it in his sock and gets to the hole, pulls out the ball and the Genie appears.
Genie says to the golfer, "you know how this works, one wish."
Golfer blurts out:
"I wish my legs were longer!!"
