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Hank's Masturba-posting Target 25,0000
8trackdisco Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,076
Hank,

Instead of spewing your long winded, anemic, chum across dozens of threads, I've decided to create a thread just for you.

Please fill this thread before posting elsewhere. Once you post the requisit 25,000 posts here, you can again rejoin the general population.

See you in two weeks.
ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,604
I can masturb ate 25k times in two weeks EASY.
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,604
Double that if Hank is tugging
MACS Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,776
You guys are internet bullies.
tamapatom Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
Hank is like the old style windshield wipers - full on or full off. I don't think he knows how to dial back.
bgz Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Who's hank?
Speyside Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Look at me, look at me, look at me! Just trying to see Hank's perspective.
RobertHively Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 01-14-2015
Posts: 1,841
Is this the new 25,000?
elRopo Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
sounds as though you've issued another challenge to Hank, not sure that's a good idea.
patrickh44231 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 09-24-2009
Posts: 1,510
Where busa when you need him.
MACS Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,776
whoop whoop
patrickh44231 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 09-24-2009
Posts: 1,510
13 reason why. Season 3. MAC EDITION





jkjkjkjk

d'oh!
danmdevries Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,372
hey lo
SteveS Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
8trackdisco wrote:
Hank,
Instead of spewing your long winded, anemic, chum across dozens of threads, I've decided to create a thread just for you.
Please fill this thread before posting elsewhere. Once you post the requisit 25,000 posts here, you can again rejoin the general population.


WINNER - New Thread Of The Year Award

I know, I know, it's only early May, but since Hillary can't lose the presidential election again, nothin' is gonna top this.
Krazeehorse Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 04-09-2010
Posts: 1,958
Masturba's? Anyone interested in a box split?
gummy jones Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
Only if it's a gordo
JadeRose Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
In fairness to whoever you're talking about, no one..NO ONE...could ever top busa's dipshittery
Mr. Jones Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,423
POOR .....

H.A.N.K.

SO MIS-UNDERSTOOD ....
"rrrooouunnnnddd
Heeeerrrrreeeee"

( sung ^^ in your best Counting Crows Imitation Adam Duritz voice)
Speyside Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
This won't end well. Not Ram approved.
Speyside Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Bump
RobertHively Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 01-14-2015
Posts: 1,841
24,979 to go
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 02-09-2014
Posts: 2,999
Mister Jones and Me, tell each other fairy tales, and we stare at the beautiful women ...Sickquot; Sickquot; Sickquot; w:d/ w:d/ w:d/
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 02-09-2014
Posts: 2,999
WTF?!?
That's not whistle, whistle, whistle, dance, dance, dance...?

d'oh!
Whistlebritches Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
WTF?!?
That's not whistle, whistle, whistle, dance, dance, dance...?

d'oh!


You rang?
MACS Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,776
JadeRose wrote:
In fairness to whoever you're talking about, no one..NO ONE...could ever top busa's dipshittery


Busa was kind enough to use a word or two. Not sure why he wrote one or two word replies a half million times, but in comparison... I have to disagree.
cacman Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 07-03-2010
Posts: 12,216
MACS wrote:
Busa was kind enough to use a word or two. Not sure why he wrote one or two word replies a half million times, but in comparison... I have to disagree.

Busa was "Paid To Post" from CI or CBid for a fee for each post in return for credit towards personal purchases. At one point it may have been as much as 50¢ per post. When the pay-off stopped, so did his posts.

Woop! Woop!
Cash it in!
Speyside Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Hank, get busy posting. This is your opportunity!
frankj1 Online
#28 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
cacman wrote:
Busa was "Paid To Post" from CI or CBid for a fee for each post in return for credit towards personal purchases. At one point it may have been as much as 50¢ per post. When the pay-off stopped, so did his posts.

Woop! Woop!
Cash it in!

Carl!
good to see ya.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 02-09-2014
Posts: 2,999
That's Funny, I thought Busa, and Thunder Gerbil was in a race...
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
That's Funny, I thought Busa, and Thunder Gerbil was in a race...


He was. So was Jack Conrad and pacman357.

I simply exploited a bug in the old forum software and generated probably 80k posts when I wasn't even near a computer. There's nothing even in those posts, just a "." or "," because the post had to have a single character. And, probably 98.2% of those posts are all in one thread.
MACS Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,776
Yeah... that was the "Idjits, wherefore art thou" call out, right?
jjanecka Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Hank reminds me of that cousin of mine that always messages me on steam 50 times a day and I might reply three times.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
MACS wrote:
Yeah... that was the "Idjits, wherefore art thou" call out, right?


Yep, that's where most of them occurred. I won't say I didn't exploit the bug other times to bomb a thread into oblivion but, like most doing that, it would be a few hundred posts and then stop. For those who weren't on the old forum, oblivion was 500 posts - after that, you could not view any additional posts.

Obliterating the "Idjits" thread, which btw was already into the thousands before I nuked it, took days of auto-posting.
frankj1 Online
#34 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
what's the history of the My Desk 3.something thread?
dstieger Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
http://www.cigarbid.com/...jits-Wherefore-art-thou

I, too, have searched for My Desk...it is as elusive as any....I have found most that I've looked for...but that one...(and the original invisible deer) have eluded me
gummy jones Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
jjanecka wrote:
Hank reminds me of that cousin of mine that always messages me on steam 50 times a day and I might reply three times.


is steam a grindr for transvestites?
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
dstieger wrote:
http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/58860/p/3176/Idjits-Wherefore-art-thou

I, too, have searched for My Desk...it is as elusive as any....I have found most that I've looked for...but that one...(and the original invisible deer) have eluded me



I looked for it a bit yesterday, but shortly lost interest in finding it.

There was also the "my junk" and "my package" etc threads, unfortunately, those won't even make sense unless all 4-5 of them and the thread where they all originated from are found together.
frankj1 Online
#38 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
my desk is always listed as most replies sent last 3 days at the bottom of the main forums page
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#39 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
It's an error Frank. I'm fairly certain that no thread has ever had more posts ("replies") than the Idjits thread.
MACS Offline
#40 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,776
The idjits thread has 3000+ pages...
SteveS Offline
#41 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
It's an error Frank.


a product of the great software upgrade ???
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#42 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
SteveS wrote:
a product of the great software upgrade ???


It's a feature...
jjanecka Offline
#43 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
gummy jones wrote:
is steam a grindr for transvestites?


That hit me harder than eating a glob of wasabi.

Steam is a gaming platform.

So there are two things I literally hate. Being interrupted/bombarded by a ton of messages while playing a video game (because they invented voice chat).

And also,

Having to ask a manufacturer about a product over Facebook only to have some overzealous retard troll your post. It's the same as when you're talking with two chicks and some little snot tries to hijack your conversation and you want to beat the everliving piss out of him but you can't because you know the girls would get mad and there are other girls/people watching.
frankj1 Online
#44 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
I hate when that happens
jjanecka Offline
#45 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
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Do the gals still go Gonz for Frankie?
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#46 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
frankj1 wrote:
I hate when that happens


Never figured you as the type who was going out trying to pick up two chicks for a threesome.

Learn sumptin' new every day.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#47 Posted:
Joined: 02-09-2014
Posts: 2,999
I always wondered how you would hit every post like that, and consistent.

Hilarious!!
cacman Offline
#48 Posted:
Joined: 07-03-2010
Posts: 12,216
SteveS wrote:
a product of the great software upgrade ???

Many of the "new" members are completely unaware of the outrage that happened when the CBid forum switched to the current format those have become accustomed to today.
tamapatom Offline
#49 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
With the new software upgrade they might have accidently opened up a wormhole to the past system. One of you megaposters should go try your skills again. Maybe the door is open.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#50 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
The new system only lets you post once every 30-45 seconds. On the old system, there was no cap. 60 posts a minute thread bombing was common.
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