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I got permabanned off puff, lmfao.

Their monkey mod is a douche like I've never seen before. I've never saw someone so passive aggressive with anyone who disagrees with him. I watched him start trash with a guy for making a thread that was obviously intended to be humorous and turned it into a thing.

When he turned his attention to me... well, I'm kind of a dk, we all know that, lol.

Anyway, if any of you puffers come here and see this, just know that monkey mod that you guys are all hanging off his jock is a serious douche and that's why you're dropping members left and right. I saw the thread where you guys were trying to figure out why members don't stick around... there's your answer, get rid of the douchey ass, passive aggressive monkey mod and your problem will fix itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuedZ1Y_dU4

TIGER

lmfao

It's for douchebags.


Anyone that posts here and there is dead to me.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/2rTsUnPweVzN2kQjvi/giphy.gif

Screwed with Google translate, this is the best I got:

Fume la fumée donne

Did you give Monkey Mod the Shocker?

I just joined puff last week. Exploring my resources, I was less than thrilled. I'm familiar with cbid forum platform, all others seem foreign to me.

Can you give a dude the shocker? I'm shocked!!!

I'm pretty sure it works like this, you gotta be on the mods nuts and take their sh17, or they ban you.

I watched that monkey mod do his little passive aggressive crap to pretty much anyone who said the slightest cut to anyone, or said anything to disagree with him. He probably got his lunch money stolen when he was a kid.

You lasting as long as you did in that crowd was quite the achievement

I guess I should have given the story that led to my banning...

It's important for the end of this story...

I'm sitting there trying to get my post count up, so I'm pretty much commenting on anything.

These knuckleheads were starting a box pass and I said, I would play if I wasn't a noob (+1 on the post count... next).

Then a guy says (one of the other mods... nice guy, probably shouldn't be a mod cause he didn't appear to be a condescending douche... that and I seriously question his judgement)... you can play, I vouch for you...

Me, being the 30 post noob on their forum was like... lol wat? Me, in your premium pass?!?!?! Really?!?!?!



Anyway... they start setting this thing up. The first guy who mentioned the pass and wanted to start it, does not pony up the cigars for it, instead the mod that said I could play said he would.

Then they decided to re-route it and picked a random guy on the west coast to be the starter of the thing... Who runs sh17 like that ?


Then the original guy who they deemed to be the one to lead this shindig posts values for all the cigars in the box, again... lol wat?

The one I troll posted him on was the $20 price point he stuck on a power ranger...

Keep in mind, he also put $12 bucks I think on a graycliff and $15 bucks for an Ave Maria (never ordered any, but we all know what they sell for)...

That's when the monkey mod decided to jump on me and lecture me about prices and such. So there was like 3 pages of passive aggressive BS about the guy who was questioning the price of the power ranger.

So then I got my shots in and dropped out of the pass on my own accord, 1 because it was obvious they didn't want me in it... 2... I didn't want to be in it anyway (I had planned to get out of it one way or another, not even sure how I got roped into it and on the list) 3... I knew it was being run by a bunch of scrubs.

Anyway, I then posted up a pic a power ranger and a glass of whiskey that I was puffing on, and was like, enjoy your pass!

Then the %$@ing monkey throws another jab at me, that's when I just went of on him and instead of backing up his position and talking straight like a man, he perma banned me.

I did call it though, I told them what I was going to do (I don't think they believed me... well, one guy did, lol) ... I just wanted to get to 100 posts...

Anyway, their pass started now, and right out of the gate, the very first noob gets Fkd by the guy putting price tags on everything.



He tries to take 2 LP, and ESG, a Graycliff and an A Florez

A few hours later, he says, these are my new takes...

1 LP, A Graycliff, an A Florez... his puts:

1 Andolusion Bull, Tat Havana VI Torp, an AVO and some other random cigar I can't tell what it is.


Anyway, IMO, the Andolusion bull is pretty much worth all 3 of his takes.

I say this, because knucklehead's argument for the price point on the power ranger was that they are all rare and HTF yadadadad. Have you tried to find an Andolusion bull lately???

LMFAO, their vets are gong to bend over the noobs on that site so hard in that pass.

Not to mention, Graycliffs are what, 2 dollar yard gars at best?

A Flores... roughly the same... probably worth a little more than a Graycliff (I just put graycliffs right there with ghurkas)?

Anyway, I'm kind of interested to watch these noobs get handled by the "guys running it behind the scenes", lol.


If interest doesn't wane (it will), I'll post up noob abuse here.

Passes I've been in here have run smoothly, no complaints.

They have a kangaroo court over there running things, so it's a bit different. Monkey mod said no penny pinching... first noob to get the box, they penny pinch his a$$, lol.

I had a very strong bias against them from the first days of their existence. I don't recall all the details, but my memory's version goes something like this....
-mid to late 2008, a blowhard (Caputo?...now deceased, I think) that didn't seem to have a ton of respect from the community bought up about a half dozen somewhat active cigar forums and consolidated them all into Puff
-this spawned a couple/few NEW forums started by decent brothers who couldn't stand Caputo, nor the new Puff
-I was very unimpressed with puff and with those running the place...I haven't been back since late 2008, I don't think

The truth might be a bit different from my recollection, but ....nowadays, truth is a pipedream anyway

The good thing to come out of it was that at least two pretty good forums arose ...maybe more. Bottom line is that I never gave two **** about puff since earliest weeks...in fact, I thought the power grab and arrogance played quite poorly in this community

One of our CBid ladies (member not employee) I believe was a mod there and got tired of their schit.....

bgz, you're a rude prïck.

But you're OUR rude prïck.

And my local just 2 boxes back in stock of the Bull.

Thanks Z, appreciate the kind words!!!

Really on the bulls?!?!?!

My step dad had ordered me a box for my birthday, but when my birthday hit, he told me my present was on backorder, I was like ahhh, you didn't have to do that.

Couple months later, he told me what he was waiting for (I forgot by that point), I was like oooooo, those are tasty.

He never did get them, he ended up cancelling it.

I would box split one with you if you want (assuming your local will sell a whole box).

I only had one, just bought it just to try it (couldn't find them again after that).

I liked it, posted up an amateurish review on it (I suck at reviews).

http://www.cigarbid.com/...posts&m=4201143&

Wow. I probably wouldn't last 10 minutes, then.

My PM reply would likely have been, 'lick my ball sack, douche nozzle'.

Bravo, sir... bravo.

jjan... lmfao

We're corrupting you :/

I dig it! Everyone post a new topic, degrading monkey mod in one way or another.

Monkey Mod and his fungi feet fetishes.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Coordinate waves of new members week to week so that we can build up posts. After a month start coordinating passes but only amongst our core cbid group to show them how it's really done and when someone complains they're not added to a pass just tell them sorry but we noticed in the past your picks are real fruity and we would rather have fair traders in our passes. And then one by one invade their passes and just back each other up saying that the trades aren't right and people are getting fleeced. The beauty of this is that we don't even have to pass a box if we don't want to. Lol we just need to make it seem like we're doing all these trades and then the newbs will figure it out.

Month 3 politics

Dude, you're pretty fked up, lmfao.

And I'm that guy that you mentioned, people talk to me in Spanish like I'm going to understand them... I'm 6'1", I would be a very tall Mexican. I think it was totally racist how they ousted me, cultural insensitivity. In some cultures, people are blunt and don't beat around the bush... I feel discriminated against because of who I am!!!

Oh, and please don't deport me... I have no where to go but here :(

How's that?

Ya, you're right, drafter would be better. He answers in emojis... less likely to out himself.

Can we just do a sign and trade for a poster to be named later? Ship him off to puff... never to be seen again?

it's more like when the pharoah ordered all those babies thrown into the river... we don't need anything in return...