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How do you stun a lobster..??
DrafterX Offline
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There's a more humane way to cook lobster — and in Switzerland, it's now the law.

The Switzerland's government has barred the culinary practice of throwing lobsters into boiling hot water while they are alive, The Guardian reported. The government said the crustaceans must be “stunned” before being boiled.

“The practice of plunging live lobsters into boiling water, which is common in restaurants, is no longer permitted,” the government order stated. “Lobsters will now have to be stunned before they are put to death.”

The government explained the crustaceans can be “stunned” by electrically shocking the sea creature, or by the “mechanical destruction” of the crustacean’s brain.

Animal rights activists and scientists have claimed lobsters could feel “significant pain” when they are thrown alive into boiling water.

The government also ordered the live crustaceans to be transported in their natural habitat and not on ice or icy water.

The Swiss have also cracked down on illegal puppy farms and devices that discipline dogs when they bark, Reuters reported.

The order will go into effect on March 1.

Film at 11.... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted:
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Ram has a bat.

If that doesn't work, Jones has a putter.

either of those might be stunning.
tailgater Offline
#3 Posted:
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Frank can just show the lobster how that third trail in the sand happened.
That'll stun them.

DrafterX Offline
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Laugh
frankj1 Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Laugh

no, tail is correct
rfenst Offline
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I just had a 2.5-pounder for new year's eve.
delta1 Offline
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you had frank's third trail?
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted:
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I think I'll design a lobster stun gun... I'll be rich as soon they make this mandatory world wide.... Gotta figure out how many volts are needed to stun a lobster tho... Think
delta1 Offline
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doubt if it'll replace the small hammer which goes for about a buck at Harbor Freight or at the Dollar store...
delta1 Offline
#10 Posted:
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doubt if it'll replace the small hammer which goes for about a buck at Harbor Freight or at the Dollar store...
Phil222 Offline
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I prefer to pepper-spray the little bassards...if I really wanna show 'em who's boss, I get out the baton and whack em around a bit first....but to each their own.
plinytheelder Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
There's a more humane way to cook lobster — and in Switzerland, it's now the law.

The Switzerland's government has barred the culinary practice of throwing lobsters into boiling hot water while they are alive, The Guardian reported. The government said the crustaceans must be “stunned” before being boiled.


You want to stun them, show them the law. It will stun them how stupid some governments are...
frankj1 Offline
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show 'em the Thonginator
MACS Offline
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Damn rookies... you don't cook lobster in boiling water. You steam them.

Idiots.
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MACS wrote:
Damn rookies... you don't cook lobster in boiling water. You steam them.

Idiots.

soooo true. once out of the water they never go back in
but still leaves the "stun" issue unresolved.
deadeyedick Offline
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MACS wrote:
Damn rookies... you don't cook lobster in boiling water. You steam them.

Idiots.


Hope you at least Marandize the little bass turds 1st.d'oh!
DrafterX Offline
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I'm not sure whacking the little bassards with a hammer is politically correct... Mellow
HuckFinn Offline
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How do you stun a lobster..?

Tell em a bad joke about butter?
frankj1 Offline
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is stun a lobster like flog the dolphin?
DrafterX Offline
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That would be gay... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
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sing The Shrimp Boats are Coming?
DrafterX Offline
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Bubba Gimps..?? Huh
DrafterX Offline
#23 Posted:
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Stupid phone..!! Mad
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
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CROS lobster?
delta1 Offline
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Gimps is WAY better than Gumps...
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
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You wouldn't say that to their face the lobster wasn't in a wheelchair...
delta1 Offline
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hey hey...I'ma gimp...I got a artificial knee...and could still outrun a damm lobster...
DrafterX Offline
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Me too... Screw the lobsters.. Mad
delta1 Offline
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Cooked up a buncha lobster for New Years Eve dinner party...wife's birthday celebration more than New Years....steamed them, tails only...
DrafterX Offline
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Did they scream when you cut off their tails..?? Huh
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Me too... Screw the lobsters.. Mad

Sicko
DrafterX Offline
#32 Posted:
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Hey, if you got a better way to stun them we'd all like to hear it... Mellow
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
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Stun? Sounds like you're going full bloody Spaniard on them.

They aren't chickens Drafter, you sicko.
DrafterX Offline
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I didn't write da rules.. Not talking
RMAN4443 Offline
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I usually show up for dinner in stiletto heels and a slit to the thigh evening gown........that never fails to stun the chit out of everyone Anxious .............and well it should, because Damn I Look Good!!!!!!!!
Speyside Offline
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Just show the lobster a thread from here.
HuckFinn Offline
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They stun cows, pigs and sheep before they're slaughtered. Clamp their heads and shoot a bolt through their brains. Some get gassed or electrified. Jewish and Muslim laws require their throats be cut and the animal bled out. Cruel, as the animal is totally conscious.
Lawmakers are trying to change ancient but inhumane religious slaughtering practices. Lobsters still have lousy lawyers.
Mattie B Offline
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This is really going add prep time to my crawfish boil.
DrafterX Offline
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Laugh
HuckFinn Offline
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Mattie B wrote:
This is really going add prep time to my crawfish boil.

Just toss your toaster in to the pot.
DrafterX Offline
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If they're already in da pot then it's definitely too late... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I usually show up for dinner in stiletto heels and a slit to the thigh evening gown........that never fails to stun the chit out of everyone Anxious .............and well it should, because Damn I Look Good!!!!!!!!

y'know, I wish I had said something about how you looked at the MAhole Herf.
Even your tacos looked great.
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frankj1 wrote:
y'know, I wish I had said something about how you looked at the MAhole Herf.
Even your tacos looked great.

Awwwww, your just saying that.....Blushing ........but I do have nice (ahem) Tacos, thanks for noticing....I thought I saw you trying to sneak a peekAnxious
frankj1 Offline
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guilty!

coincidentally to the op, The Lovely Caren returned from the supermarket with 3 cooked lobsters...dinner prospects just improved.

I tell ya, that's how ya stun frankj1.
DrafterX Offline
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I've got some ribeyes... We could do surfs & turfs... ThumpUp
delta1 Offline
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Filet Mignon and lobster tail for the best surf and turf...ribeyes would push it too far to the turf...but if ya has a big appetite...
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frankj1 wrote:
y'know,Even your tacos looked great.


And here I thought commenting about someone's taco was off limits...
frankj1 Offline
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plinytheelder wrote:
And here I thought commenting about someone's taco was off limits...

he started it wearing that gown to the herf
frankj1 Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
I've got some ribeyes... We could do surfs & turfs... ThumpUp

that woulda been sweeeet
you're very thoughtful.
firemanmike109 Offline
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The lobster will be stunned when he finds out you placed him into hot water...just saying.
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