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Speyside Offline
#51 Posted: Tue, Feb 20 2018, 11:24 PM EST
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LMAO! You failed to mention the N.
cacman Offline
#52 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 2:10 AM EST
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Nice try, but don't give up your day job.
Speyside Offline
#53 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 8:13 AM EST
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I hope he is better at his day job.
Buckwheat Offline
#54 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 8:44 AM EST
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LetsRock wrote:
Doesn't count unless you get the tattoo.


Tell that to Rick Pitino. Sarcasm
LetsRock Offline
#55 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 8:54 AM EST
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Buckwheat wrote:
Tell that to Rick Pitino. Sarcasm


How funny is that timing?

What a dope.
bgz Offline
#56 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 9:16 AM EST
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Speyside wrote:
I hope he is better at his day job.


He's obviously not, he sits on cbid mooching.. er .. trying to mooch cigars all day.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#57 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 1:03 PM EST
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This site is full of fun-police....smh
bgz Offline
#58 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 1:29 PM EST
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On the contrary, it looks like everyone here is having lots of fun :D
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#59 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 2:06 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
On the contrary, it looks like everyone here is having lots of fun :D


But I'm not allowed to have any fun...remember, everything is about me. duh.

d'oh!
RMAN4443 Offline
#60 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 2:22 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
But I'm not allowed to have any fun...remember, everything is about me. duh.

d'oh!

Remember......We're not laughing with you, we're laughing AT you.......isn't that your goal?
Speyside Offline
#61 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 2:29 PM EST
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Hank is laughable.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#62 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 2:36 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Remember......We're not laughing with you, we're laughing AT you.......isn't that your goal?


Oh yeah, totally...I forgot........

Brick wall
itsawaldo Offline
#63 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 4:58 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Come on....it is the Noob Militia logo...and it is in sharpie, not crayola markers...give me a little credit. I kind of want to make branding iron version of this and brand it onto my bomb boxes.


Looks sinister in a childlike way.....

Hankie, don't waste your money on a branding iron, just hand draw this logo on the boxes. People would then get a very personalised bomb and a good laugh too.
victor809 Offline
#64 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 5:09 PM EST
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Ya know... I thought this was dumb.

But in the end, it's kinda fun... I can see it being pretty fun if Hank gets his own personalized stickers to put on his boxes.

If you're amused enough by this to buy yourself stickers or a brand, you do it... screw the rest of em
LetsRock Offline
#65 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 6:30 PM EST
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^ this and a Hank bobblehead in every package.
JadeRose Offline
#66 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 6:34 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
No...I don't think. I fiddled around with some ideas. I'm super simple and I liked this one best.




We know
victor809 Offline
#67 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 8:29 PM EST
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If you really wanted to let your targets know you got them, you'd dip your nutsack in red and blue paint and stamp the package with them....

A postal teabagging... that's how you show them you really made them your b##ch
victor809 Offline
#68 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 8:30 PM EST
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Even more impressive if you can still somehow make it look like your design.
jjanecka Offline
#69 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 8:59 PM EST
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YES!!! I AM ALL FOR VIC'S PROPOSAL!!! BEST NOOB MILITIA DESIGN YET!!!
Ewok126 Offline
#70 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 9:04 PM EST
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Could call it the Brave Heart?
Speyside Offline
#71 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 9:27 PM EST
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liathróidí gorm agus dearg

That's what you would call it.
Ewok126 Offline
#72 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 9:29 PM EST
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Red and Blue LOL I like it ^^^

Well the name that is!Anxious
RMAN4443 Offline
#73 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 9:51 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Even more impressive if you can still somehow make it look like your design.

You could probably do this if you sat just right aND arranged your bag just right, but you only get one shot at it per box....2 shots probably be a little messy.....?
frankj1 Offline
#74 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 10:15 PM EST
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is this the new hankhundred?
bgz Offline
#75 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 10:49 PM EST
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Yes, I'm all for hamk teabagging boxes before he sends them out.

I don't know about red and blue though, you should probably go with pink with sparkles in it. Takes a real man to dip his junk in pink sparkle paint.
victor809 Offline
#76 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 10:52 PM EST
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Honestly... if anyone does ever receive a package with a stamp of hanks nuts in res and blue paint... with random stray pubes stuck in the dried paint....

That will probably be the grandest bxxtch smack ever in cbid history.
Phil222 Offline
#77 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 10:57 PM EST
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I would advise doing multiple dips and shooting for an abstract expressionist type vibe like Jackson Pollock.
Speyside Offline
#78 Posted: Wed, Feb 21 2018, 11:13 PM EST
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Hank, I think the gauntlet has been thrown down. This could be epic in Cbid history. You could go from laughingstock to legend in a few short hairs. Victor is right, though most think he is left, does that make him a centrist? Well, never mind that. The point is leave your mark!
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#79 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 10:14 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
If you really wanted to let your targets know you got them, you'd dip your nutsack in red and blue paint and stamp the package with them....

A postal teabagging... that's how you show them you really made them your b##ch


This is fantastic!
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#80 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 10:15 AM EST
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Does anyone have an addy for Speyside?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#81 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 10:33 AM EST
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If not Speyside, then who is worthy of this? I would have to quad wrap the cigars though...just to make sure they are not contaminated. Maybe put some packing tape over the stamp.

Maybe it should be Victor since he suggested it...he obviously wants to see that. Does he even smoke cigars though? Same for Speyside....
victor809 Offline
#82 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 10:37 AM EST
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I've never smoked a cigar in my life. Prolly should be someone different.
Speyside Offline
#83 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 10:58 AM EST
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I haven't smoked in some time due to open heart surgery. Hank, the honor is yours.
Speyside Offline
#84 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 10:59 AM EST
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After joking about this yesterday, it really would be legendary.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#85 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 11:15 AM EST
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Speyside wrote:
After joking about this yesterday, it really would be legendary.


Hmmm....tough decision on who to send it to then. PM if you have thoughts.
paulkeck Offline
#86 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 11:19 AM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Hmmm....tough decision on who to send it to then. PM if you have thoughts.

Victor is my vote....that would really get her panties in a bunch
bgz Offline
#87 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 11:45 AM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
If not Speyside, then who is worthy of this? I would have to quad wrap the cigars though...just to make sure they are not contaminated. Maybe put some packing tape over the stamp.

Maybe it should be Victor since he suggested it...he obviously wants to see that. Does he even smoke cigars though? Same for Speyside....


In my best ODB voice...


Oooo spanky just stamp it raw.... oooo spanky just stamp it raAAaAaAaAaaaaw!


Edit:

Don't think anyone knows wtf I'm talking about...

https://youtu.be/vNausGfSRiA
victor809 Offline
#88 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 11:53 AM EST
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My vote is frank. He's too polite to know what to say about a nutsack stamped package being handed to him by the postman.
paulkeck Offline
#89 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 11:59 AM EST
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Vics idea so he should get the first nut drop. Throw in half twig to the red and blue berries to really set it off!
Speyside Offline
#90 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 12:00 PM EST
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^Good choice, though I think TW would be best. He would be laughing so hard he would piss his pants.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#91 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 12:07 PM EST
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I might just need to send a few of these out...with just a few cigars in each...but I need a bunch of bus drivers to make this happen. Maybe someone should start a poll AND POOL to see if I would actually do this....
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#92 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 1:13 PM EST
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I have been suggested TW, Frank, ZRX, Vic? Anyone else? Don't think I have any of these addys so who knows where this will land...if I go through with it.
RMAN4443 Offline
#93 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 1:25 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I have been suggested TW, Frank, ZRX, Vic? Anyone else? Don't think I have any of these addys so who knows where this will land...if I go through with it.

Here we go againRollEyes ........send to JadeRose or DMV......I'm sure the Dr. would love to get a package smeared with your packageFrying pan
ypetryna Offline
#94 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 5:13 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
What is that a stick figure laying on his back with a hard on



just died
paulkeck Offline
#95 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 5:28 PM EST
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Hank I posted the real NM logo, hope it goes through
ypetryna Offline
#96 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 5:29 PM EST
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well i feel bad sharing some addresses.
victor809 Offline
#97 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 5:40 PM EST
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ypetryna wrote:
well i feel bad sharing some addresses.

you shouldn't.... anyone on this site really deserves a postal teabagging
ypetryna Offline
#98 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 5:42 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
you shouldn't.... anyone on this site really deserves a postal teabagging



thanks for understanding then.
Ewok126 Offline
#99 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 5:52 PM EST
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Ha especially since it was Vics addy you gave right? OOOPS did I say that outloud Sorry.

Remember vic when you get your package its not a scratch and sniff stamp hes putting on there.
paulkeck Offline
#100 Posted: Thu, Feb 22 2018, 5:53 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Ha especially since it was Vics addy you gave right? OOOPS did I say that outloud Sorry.

Remember vic when you get your package its not a scratch and sniff stamp hes putting on there.

Don't listen Vic... it is also it has flavor
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