So I get this box with some fine CC's packed up with what I thought was hair from a Shetland Sheepdog that had a bad case of alopecia. I find in with the packaged smokes a note that reads as follows.
Ewok my little buddy,
Please accept the enclosed CC's as a very sincere apology. Through the years when available, I have used an Ewok for wiping my butt after taking a dump.
Recently, I turned over a new leaf so to speak after an Ewok bit me on the nut sack. After much thought, I have decided that I have been acting badly.
Hope you enjoy the cigars.
Sincerely Chewy.
Here is the breakdown of what was sent other than all that hair!
1x Partagas Serie D No.4
1x H.Upman
1x Juan Lopez
1x Montecristo
1x Vegas Robaina
Ok first, on behalf of all Ewoks, I/we accept your Sincere apology. Your gift along with the note truly lets us know you indeed have had a change of heart and for that we are grateful. Further more I would like to add, if there is anything else you would like to apologize for in the future please feel free to do so at any time. Just between you and me if you wiping your butt with an Ewok gets me these kind of goodies well, I will look the other way while you clean the dodo off your fur using another brother Ewok any day. Well as long as your feel bad for it later and apologize to me for it in the same manner as this time!
Seriously, I did not know Wookies could be so kind and generous. Your RAOK has touched me so much so that now I am going to have to write a letter to the Banthas for dragging my butt across their leg after I take a dump. I just don't know what to send them as a gift to say I am sorry. A bucket of Sweet Feed maybe? Your generosity knows no bounds for sure. Now to go smoke a Wookie CC and start weaving a blanket out of all this hair you have lost!
