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Know your $hit
BMW Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 3,010
Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One guy
says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The other
guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off his
glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"

The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about Nuclear Power?"

The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting
conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the
cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"

The first guy says, "I don't know."

The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're
qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know $hit?"

Barry
rayder1 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-02-2002
Posts: 2,226
That's good.

Funny, I sometimes have that feeling in this forum.
tarheel4lyf Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 09-23-2002
Posts: 2,543
What does one have to do with the other?

Just curious. I just don't get it.
Todog Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 05-05-2001
Posts: 804
Then you don't know your sh*t!!!!
tarheel4lyf Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 09-23-2002
Posts: 2,543
I know a lot of $hit. Maybe just not the same $hit as you, smart guy.
BMW Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 3,010
Now ain't that some $hit! LoL

Barry
tarheel4lyf Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 09-23-2002
Posts: 2,543
Good one......
eleltea Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
I don't know diddly.
xrundog Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 01-17-2002
Posts: 2,212
Cows and deer are ruminants. The horse is not. The horse craps undigested material because he does not rechew meals like the other two. Cows and deer do not actually eat the same stuff. A cow will eat grass but I have never seen one eating acorns. Though given the chance one might. They would probably eat pizza if you let 'em. I have seen deer eat corn, acorns and green twigs and other leafy material. Will one eat grass? Maybe. But not as a first choice. Grass is hard to digest. Because of this, the horse would have to eat more grass than the cow to get the same amount of nutrients. I think the main difference between the cow and deer **** is diet. The horse has a different digestive process altogether. Do I know my ****?
tarheel4lyf Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 09-23-2002
Posts: 2,543
Don't know about your $hit, but you certainly know cow and deer $hit.
cayman2b Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 05-19-2000
Posts: 1,734
My gosh X.. I believe you qualify as a $hitologist..

Congrats
BMW Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 3,010
xrundog,
I hope you take your shoes off before you go in the house! LOL

Barry
xrundog Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 01-17-2002
Posts: 2,212
Yes BMW, my wife frequently comments on how deep it gets around my house.
Mr.Mean Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2001
Posts: 3,025
A cow has four stomachs, do I have four stomachs? Noooooooo.
Jeffersonn Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 01-15-2002
Posts: 105
the $hit runneth over...
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