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Infamous...& FAMOUS ..one on one quotes ...fRoM unclE bILL
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Aug 20 2018, 6:54 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,423
Applause

"Lie your azz off 10% of the time...
They'll never believe the other 90%
anyway..."

"ROUUUU-TINE...SCHMOOO-TEEN...
Do what ever you want...surprise meeee"

"Add-a-day Stevenson...you are ALWAYS
L.A.T.E.... you f**k-eeerrrrr"
( then a loud gutteral laugh...ensued...)
Mr. Jones Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Aug 20 2018, 7:22 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,423
Oh yea...

Dear f.un b.ored I.djits...

Thanks for "tightening up" my Mr. Jones installed ceiling fan on my back screened in porch....

I'm "guessing the picture transmission was...
A B.I.T. TOO WOBBLE-LEEEEE?

AIN'T?

Dave Mathews is playing now...

With a ramone bueso and A Longtrail hopper IPA...
PROLLY COMIN' IN...ALLS CLEAR LIKE now AND UNFETTERED.... I presume?
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 7:25 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,423
My porch fan is wobbling again...

SSG , YOUR FIXERS SUCK at what they do...
dstieger Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Aug 23 2018, 9:13 AM EST
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
Mr. Jones wrote:
Infamous...& FAMOUS ..one on one quotes ...fRoM unclE bILL


How about this one:
"Here is the old lady herfing by the pool while we smoked a brisket..... and a cigar."
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