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RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Dec 7 2002, 3:35 PM EST
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thanks to BMW for the title.

i keep a can of compressed air, available at any office supply, next to me.

as the ashes from my crappy cigar fall on the keyboard, i blow the ash away.

the ceiling fan brings the dust up and circulates it through the house so it is less noticible.
eleltea Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Dec 7 2002, 5:40 PM EST
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What the leper said to the hooker: Keep the tip.
huskey Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Dec 7 2002, 7:45 PM EST
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Rick, you truly have this whole cigar thing figured out! Clark
rjdc Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Dec 8 2002, 3:36 AM EST
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Good tip Rick. I thought you were more frugal than that. Spending your hard earded money on such frivalities as "COMPRESSED AIR".

You're full of compressed air! Just like all of us.

I just get one of those small neck balloons, put a straw in the end of it, blow it up and turn it toward what I want to clean off and "pfffffft" done.

It gets into all kinds of places. Slide a couple of straws together for hard to reach places. Good around collectables you don't want to disturb.

You can even control the amount and force by squeezing the straw and/or balloon.

Save your money and buy a smoke with it!

Anthony
THL Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Dec 8 2002, 4:44 AM EST
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Hey eletea, What do you call a leper in a hot tub?









Soup.

I love the sick ones.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Dec 8 2002, 7:13 AM EST
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rjdc

a great idea. i don't know what a small neck balloon is. i think a comma would help, but tell me because i have some plastic tubing that should work well. hell, i can go round corners with it.

we all know i have more compressed air than most.

is it a small, neck baloon, or a small neck, balloon?

hurry, i don't want to waste another breath.

besides i am already thinking of some other uses for the device.
rjdc Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Dec 8 2002, 8:21 AM EST
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Sorry Rick. I meant small neck as in the part that you blow up the balloon with. The mouthpiece.

The ones that clowns use to make balloon animals and things at parties. They're real long and skinny.
About 1/4" across. McDonald's straws fit well in them.

Usually there are different shape balloons in the bag, so you don't have to have this 4' long thing. Although they also works.

The tubing idea is good. It should fit into the opening of the balloon. 1/4" aquarium hose would work.

As far as other uses for these things, can be posted at another time. Perhaps picture post would be a good idea?!

Good luck, have fun and be safe.
eleltea Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Dec 8 2002, 2:51 PM EST
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Hey, THL: Why did they call time at the all-leper hockey game?






There was a face off in the corner.
Slimboli Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Dec 8 2002, 3:07 PM EST
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Q: Why did the ref call off the leper football game?
A: Someone fumbled a hand-off.
Slimboli Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Dec 8 2002, 3:14 PM EST
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A leper walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a cold beer.

The leper is sitting there enjoying his beer, when he notices a man across the bar staring at him ... with an expression on his face like he is about to puke.

The leper tries to ignore the man and enjoy his beer, but the man keeps staring and making faces. So finally, after suffering the man's stares for long enough, the leper stands and calls across the bar ... "Hey man, what's your problem?? I'm a leper, you know it, I know it, everyone here knows it. I can't help it. Why do you have to be such a jerk?"

The man with the same grossed out look on his face replies, "It's not you, it's the guy behind you ... he keeps dipping his chip in your neck!".







OK ... I'm done.
sammydaddy Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Dec 9 2002, 8:03 AM EST
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That hooker became a leper herself, then her business fell off.
cruiser Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Feb 12 2003, 10:53 AM EST
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Just bought a Kompressor to blow the asches from the keyboard Industrial Vacum is not strong enough you need some horsepower. Amen
cruiser Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Feb 12 2003, 10:54 AM EST
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Just bought a Kompressor to blow the asches from the keyboard Industrial Vacum is not strong enough you need some horsepower. Amen
Charlie Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Feb 12 2003, 11:19 AM EST
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Rick, love your lore and wisdom when it comes to cigars!

However, your political leanings could use some good suggestions!! LMAO

Charlie
xibbumbero Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Feb 12 2003, 11:20 AM EST
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WTG Cruiser,a Kompressor is a nice ride. X
cwilhelmi Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Feb 12 2003, 11:20 AM EST
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Those compressed air canisters work really well at cleaning torch lighters as well. Whenever my lighter is acting up I just spray it well with the high pressure air and it's as good as new.
cruiser Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Feb 12 2003, 11:31 AM EST
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Well you just said it a torchlighter is what I really need to light those BAD FROGS. Amen
kaikai1102 Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Feb 12 2003, 12:05 PM EST
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LMAO@slim, again, again!
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