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what is going on with cigar bid
Ewok126 Offline
#51 Posted:
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I was heavy breathing last night...…..but I gotta say your Mom is great in the sack.



Holy chit, Yep he went there.
Whistlebritches Offline
#52 Posted:
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Ewok126 wrote:
Holy chit, Yep he went there.



Victor knows I love him...…..like a redheaded stepchild with a lisp
Ewok126 Offline
#53 Posted:
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Victor knows I love him...…..like a redheaded stepchild with a lisp



I do not doubt!

I thought for a second you was going to say Like a "redheaded stepchild with no teeth" but you got to live in Virginia for that.
victor809 Offline
#54 Posted:
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I mean... As long as it's not a redheaded stepchild with dementia...

Cuz I really don't want to turn whistle on too much.
Ewok126 Offline
#55 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
I mean... As long as it's not a redheaded stepchild with dementia...

Cuz I really don't want to turn whistle on too much.


Ah man, you mean he is one of those you got to ease into things?

I would have started him out on the ultimate.

The redheaded stepchild with no teeth, dementia and no legs. Anxious
victor809 Offline
#56 Posted:
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Given who he said he got off of... You're gonna have to add in "wearing a soiled diaper", "not aware of surroundings" and "not able to move any limbs"...

But hey... If that's what turns him on, I guess he can go for it.
Ewok126 Offline
#57 Posted:
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Well, I was thinking they got to be able to move at least one arm. This way he can get the claw marks on his back for prosperity sake. Also so they can tap out when they have had enough. Most important though, so they can help guide him in. I mean if not for this then you just mine as well give him a 2x4 with a red wig glued on top and a face drawn with a sharpie.
victor809 Offline
#58 Posted:
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S**t ewok... I don't dictate what gets whistles crank going. I just point it out.
victor809 Offline
#59 Posted:
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If he wants overweight, incontinent, immobile, locked in Sr citizens... Then that's his fetish.

Maybe he likes it because that's all that he can get?
Ewok126 Offline
#60 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
If he wants overweight, incontinent, immobile, locked in Sr citizens... Then that's his fetish.

Maybe he likes it because that's all that he can get?


True, True indeed.

I don't judge, I just try to point to other expanding horizons for folks and let them decide. I will have to say though it got me to thinking.

We could take up a donation, get him the 2x4, glue on the red wig, call Hank in with his sharpies to do the facial art work, Build a single mechanical arm to attach to it that smacks him on the back every 3.2 seconds, and get some one that has a drill that can put the 1/4 inch holes on front, back, and top. I will chit in the diaper to put on it. Then have everyone pray to what ever god for a weeks worth of beautiful sunsets and sunrises for mood lighting.Gonz
victor809 Offline
#61 Posted:
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Hmm... I mean....

Why bother making him a dummy to screw?

The Alzheimer's care facilities are full of potential suitors for him. I used to see dozens...

If he really wants a treat he can get a job at hacienda healthcare...
Ewok126 Offline
#62 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Hmm... I mean....

Why bother making him a dummy to screw?

The Alzheimer's care facilities are full of potential suitors for him. I used to see dozens...

If he really wants a treat he can get a job at hacienda healthcare...



I was just thinking something like the umbrella Christmas Trees. Easy to put up, take down and store in the closet. Save him some gas money driving to the healthcare facilities. Easy access when ever he wants I would think is always a plus. Then again my thinker is broke so yeah....
Whistlebritches Offline
#63 Posted:
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You mofo's are too much.I'm quite satisfied with my Mrs


Now bofe of you.....BITE ME
Ewok126 Offline
#64 Posted:
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I got my teeth in, Come ON !

Big Hug
victor809 Offline
#65 Posted:
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Whistle... If you were so satisfied with your mrs you wouldn't be humping piles of Ash...

Or have fantasies about overweight incapacitated dementia patients...

But hey... Whatever "arrangement" you have with your mrs is really between the two of you.

Do you have her wear a fat suit and lay completely still and pee herself so you can get it up?
victor809 Offline
#66 Posted:
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...no... Really... Don't tell us...it's between the two of you...


Do you have to stick it in an urn of cigar Ash to finish??

No... Actually... Don't tell us...
victor809 Offline
#67 Posted:
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I've got a trainwreck level of fascination with your fetish...

I dont want to know, but I can't stop asking.
victor809 Offline
#68 Posted:
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Is it the rashes under their saggy improperly cleaned breasts that do it for you?
frankj1 Offline
#69 Posted:
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to answer the OP...this is what is going on with cigarbid.
victor809 Offline
#70 Posted:
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HAHAHAHA.... Yeah... If whistles desire to poke unresponsive diapered women isn't going to scare the noobs off, nothing will.
frankj1 Offline
#71 Posted:
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didn't mean to imply I am not addicted to the shenanigans
smokestaxx Offline
#72 Posted:
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jw11 wrote:
Whistle is probably a 120 lb weakling, but a tough guy on keyboard.
LMAO
It's a sad world.

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engletl Offline
#73 Posted:
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Pudding Mittens wrote:
An obvious way to get the benefit of both approaches is to cut the cellos in half so they only cover half the cigar.

If doing a top-half/bottom-half split, it's preferred to cover the top half with cello if the cigar is facing north, or the bottom half if it's facing south. A compass can help with this.

If doing a left-side/right-side split, covering the left side of the cigar with the cello is preferred, unless you live in Montana, Idaho, New Jersey or Georgia, where covering the right half is preferred.

It's sad I have to actually say such obvious basics that everyone should already know! Why isn't this in the FAQ?

Gonz
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Such simpleton splits

I suggest you try the spiral split for your barberpole cigars
Or
The checkerboard split
delta1 Offline
#74 Posted:
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hehe....Generally speaking...
frankj1 Offline
#75 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
hehe....Generally speaking...

groan...
ZRX1200 Offline
#76 Posted:
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Whistlebritches might be closer to 135lbs.
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