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Palama Offline
#351 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2019, 1:50 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
can honestly say I've never had a lard tub.


Can honestly say that too.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#352 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2019, 1:57 PM EST
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How the heck do you people take your lard baths then?
frankj1 Offline
#353 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2019, 1:59 PM EST
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we go to danm's house
DrafterX Offline
#354 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2019, 2:03 PM EST
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I try to keep bacon grease around.. especially this time of year.. great for dry hands and stuff... Mellow
delta1 Offline
#355 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2019, 3:00 PM EST
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lotsa lard tubs in SoCal...every Mexican restaurant has one...MickeyD used to use lard tubs too, but fed (FDA, USDA?) kiboshed those, on behalf of veggie fat producers like Crisco
tonygraz Offline
#356 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2019, 4:01 PM EST
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Many Chinese restaurants have them.
jespear Offline
#357 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2019, 4:16 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
can honestly say I've never had a lard tub.


Neither have I, BUT . . . I DID have a tub-o-lard once.
( I think it was her big 'ole titties that made me do it. ) OhMyGod
DrafterX Offline
#358 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2019, 5:05 PM EST
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OhMyGod
zody Offline
#359 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2019, 5:22 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
Neither have I, BUT . . . I DID have a tub-o-lard once.
( I think it was her big 'ole titties that made me do it. ) OhMyGod

big 'ole titties account for a LOTApplause
victor809 Offline
#360 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2019, 6:11 PM EST
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Ramen for lunch.
MACS Offline
#361 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2019, 6:46 PM EST
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That time again... cable/internet provider playing price games. d'oh!
8trackdisco Offline
#362 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2019, 7:44 PM EST
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No snowfall and above 20 when I left work.

It's like Springtime.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#363 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2019, 7:59 PM EST
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Didn't feel like spring when I couldn't make it up the gradual incline to my house two days back due to a sheet of ice. Nor yesterday when I was installing a new mailbox with snow blowing sideways. Bah humbug on winter

(Don't mind me. Just b1chin)
danmdevries Offline
#364 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2019, 8:16 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
can honestly say I've never had a lard tub.


That would make sense for you since it's pig juice.
danmdevries Offline
#365 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2019, 8:17 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Can honestly say that too.


Where do you keep your lard if not in a tub?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#366 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2019, 8:20 PM EST
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I keep most of mine just below the rib cage
frankj1 Offline
#367 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2019, 9:32 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
That would make sense for you since it's pig juice.

true, true.
even though we don't keep a Kosher house, it's pretty gross to us.
jespear Offline
#368 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2019, 10:52 PM EST
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zody wrote:
big 'ole titties account for a LOTApplause


When she layed on her back, she didn't look so fat, but dem titties still looked BIG ! Whistle
tonygraz Offline
#369 Posted: Wed, Feb 13 2019, 11:08 PM EST
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Chubby chaser !
SmokeMonkey Offline
#370 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 5:09 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
danmdevries Offline
#371 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 5:16 AM EST
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Mornin monkey

Happy Thursday fellas
rfenst Offline
#372 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 5:44 AM EST
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Happy Valentines Day.
I completely forgot, but I see my wife has a card for me so I better get my ass to CVS to get her a card.Brick wall
MACS Offline
#373 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 5:56 AM EST
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I got about 3 hours of OT left... the check in 2 weeks is gonna look purdy.

84 regular hours, 24 overtime hours, and 8 holiday hours. Cha-CHING.
8trackdisco Offline
#374 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 6:48 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
I got about 3 hours of OT left... the check in 2 weeks is gonna look purdy.

84 regular hours, 24 overtime hours, and 8 holiday hours. Cha-CHING.


Keep packing that cash away, Brotherman.
DrafterX Offline
#375 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 7:33 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
Ram27 Offline
#376 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 7:35 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Cool Dudes...




Morning X & gang. RollEyes
DrafterX Offline
#377 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 7:40 AM EST
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Ram..!! Laugh
corey sellers Offline
#378 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 7:44 AM EST
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Morning gents
danmdevries Offline
#379 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 7:48 AM EST
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Getting my tools together to go back down to my parents house for the day. Dad wants to take down a short section of load bearing wall, and I've gotta figure out how to do it...

Stopping at the lumber yard for some 12 foot 2x8's and a boat load of half inch carriage bolts. Need to skip the rafters about 3 feet from the bearing wall where they rest and grab the wall behind the closet. Not a fan of doing this, but I think it's the best option available.
Ram27 Offline
#380 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 8:36 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Getting my tools together to go back down to my parents house for the day. Dad wants to take down a short section of load bearing wall, and I've gotta figure out how to do it...

Stopping at the lumber yard for some 12 foot 2x8's and a boat load of half inch carriage bolts. Need to skip the rafters about 3 feet from the bearing wall where they rest and grab the wall behind the closet. Not a fan of doing this, but I think it's the best option available.





Pray for you, good luck dan. Anxious
deadeyedick Offline
#381 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 9:01 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Happy Valentines Day.
I completely forgot, but I see my wife has a card for me so I better get my ass to CVS to get her a card.Brick wall


Too late now. Prayers sent.
DrafterX Offline
#382 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 9:10 AM EST
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Been buying the wife gold dipped roses the past couple years... About the same price as having a dozen real ones delivered... Did that for years.. Mellow
jespear Offline
#383 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 9:50 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Chubby chaser ?


Chubby ? Think
Not quite the correct adjective in this case. Not talking
She was just shy of 400 lbs, and in all seriousness . . . It really was a lot of fun ! Woot
rfenst Offline
#384 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 9:50 AM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Too late now. Prayers sent.

Mission successfully completed.Whistle
dstieger Offline
#385 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 9:52 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Happy Valentines Day.
I completely forgot, but I see my wife has a card for me so I better get my ass to CVS to get her a card.Brick wall

same boat here.....grabbing a card on way home from work might mitigate things slightly, but I won't hold my breath....we did go out to dinner yesterday, but that was her idea, too....will still get a card, but no way I'm paying for roses today....same dozen that will cost $10 tomorrow will cost $65 today
opelmanta1900 Offline
#386 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 11:03 AM EST
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I gotta try to hook the computer up to the printer... Gonna print some Valentine's cards in black and white and then have my daughter color them...
DrafterX Offline
#387 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 1:02 PM EST
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Arby's... Unsure
danmdevries Offline
#388 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 1:15 PM EST
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When I got up to the attic things looked a lot better than I was picturing.

5 rafters had to extend about 16 inches. Didn't take long. Removed the load wall (old closet face - they built a new closet on another wall in the room) and even with me up in the attic, the rafters didn't have any bounce to em. They moved more before building the wood sammich and extending to the next wall (rear of the closet) Also, the new load wall is closer to the basement I beam than before. I think it'll work.

Smashed my thumb pretty good with a hammer and got myself all sweaty and coated in 1970's fiberglass insulation. Good times.

Ram27 Offline
#389 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 1:20 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
When I got up to the attic things looked a lot better than I was picturing.

5 rafters had to extend about 16 inches. Didn't take long. Removed the load wall (old closet face - they built a new closet on another wall in the room) and even with me up in the attic, the rafters didn't have any bounce to em. They moved more before building the wood sammich and extending to the next wall (rear of the closet) Also, the new load wall is closer to the basement I beam than before. I think it'll work.

Smashed my thumb pretty good with a hammer and got myself all sweaty and coated in 1970's fiberglass insulation. Good times.








Argh!
delta1 Offline
#390 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 3:09 PM EST
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danm should develop his own TV show...Handyman Danm...betcha it'll be better than "This Old House" or "Dirty Jobs"...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#391 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 3:20 PM EST
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prolly be more profanity...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#392 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 3:21 PM EST
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This old ****ing house...
danmdevries Offline
#393 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 3:31 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
This old ****ing house...


Sounds about right.
danmdevries Offline
#394 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 3:36 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
danm should develop his own TV show...Handyman Danm...betcha it'll be better than "This Old House" or "Dirty Jobs"...


I couldn't hold a candle to Mike Rowe. He's a very articulate man. I rant and ramble and don't speak too well in real life.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#395 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 4:05 PM EST
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Mike Rowe is the man... wish he'd run for president...
DrafterX Offline
#396 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 4:07 PM EST
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Met him one in Anaheim.. nice guy... Mellow
jespear Offline
#397 Posted: Thu, Feb 14 2019, 4:30 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
This old ****ing house...


This Old Whorehouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZO42d27vOg&has_verified=1
DrafterX Offline
#398 Posted: Fri, Feb 15 2019, 12:59 AM EST
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hdhonK8NMm8
Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#399 Posted: Fri, Feb 15 2019, 6:12 AM EST
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Happy Friday fellas
SmokeMonkey Offline
#400 Posted: Fri, Feb 15 2019, 6:14 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
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