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Wally WoRLd: GREAT VALUE SALSa's =. grrrrrreeeeaaaaTTT!!!
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
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Walmart brand SALSa's are vERy gooD!!

GREAT VALUE ORGANIC MILD $1.97

GREAT VALUE ORGANIC MEDIUM $1.97

GREAT VALUE CANTINA STYLE MEDIUM $2.59?

THESE salsa's are really good...try them!

First two are watery..the way I like them.
Cantina is thicker...

I mix the first two 50/50 or
Fiddy fiddy with that CANTINA...

And the great value Mexican chips shaped like "bowls" are decent too...

They all(3) SELL OUT QUICK leaving the thick crappy junk salsa's as the only choice...
Stock up & buy several when you get the chance...all the Hispanics buy them out...usually hard to find on the shelf.
ZRX1200 Offline
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Ummm....I don’t shop there.
opelmanta1900 Offline
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What kinda Mexicans you got up there that they're buying Wal-Mart salsa? Sounds like they might actually be tan Canadians...
USNGunner Offline
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Mr. Jones wrote:
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Walmart brand SALSa's are vERy gooD!!

GREAT VALUE ORGANIC MILD $1.97

GREAT VALUE ORGANIC MEDIUM $1.97

GREAT VALUE CANTINA STYLE MEDIUM $2.59?

THESE salsa's are really good...try them!

First two are watery..the way I like them.
Cantina is thicker...

I mix the first two 50/50 or
Fiddy fiddy with that CANTINA...

And the great value Mexican chips shaped like "bowls" are decent too...

They all(3) SELL OUT QUICK leaving the thick crappy junk salsa's as the only choice...
Stock up & buy several when you get the chance...all the Hispanics buy them out...usually hard to find on the shelf.


So you realize that the Walmart great value products are subsidized by the gubbermint, and the preparation of each is "supervised" by FDA agents that are assigned to each production facility?

Word on the street is they're mixing in nanobots for both tracking and control purposes for "the big one". The last thing I would be ingesting is a "great value" anything. d'oh!

You heard it here first. Anxious
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted:
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Great Value NANOBOTS !!!!

hmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Yuuuuummmmmyyyyyy bots...

"Please SIRRRR...can I have some Mo' ?"

Bwuhahahahahahahahaha!!!

Signed,

Mr. Oliver Twist Jones
Whistlebritches Offline
#6 Posted:
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Actually if i'm gonna buy store brand salsa,which is rare,it's either Market Pantry hot or Archer Farms Mango Peach Salsa ……….both from Target.**** Wally World
Mr. Jones Offline
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**** Wally???

Sayyyyyyywhhhhaaaattttt??? whistle???

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Wit yo' t.i.c.k.e.t.t.t.t. !!!"

"dey invade Angola againnnn...my friennnddd,
Dey invade Angola againnnnn"

"De system..de system ...de system issss aaaa
Fffffrrrraaaaauuuudddd!!!"
fishinguitarman Offline
#8 Posted:
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Many store brand products are VERY good!!!!!

Save $$$$$$$ too
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#9 Posted:
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Wal-Mart salsa?

Fracking white people food.

You probably think taco bell and chipotle make authentic Mexican food too...
dstieger Offline
#10 Posted:
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Wal-Mart salsa?

Fracking white people food.

You probably think taco bell and chipotle make authentic Mexican food too...


Maybe WM gets their salsa from AZ...like from Busa's source

BTW, I had a crispy cheddar chalupa from Taco Bell yesterday -- may not have been Mexican, but it was pretty dang good.

Say - what is authentic Mexican food, anyway? Never found two Mexicans who could agree -- they got all kinds of stuff in Mexico and the desire to be labeled 'authentic Mexican' here in the states is rather silly -- and probably only matters to those of us that like fracking white people food
opelmanta1900 Offline
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I would start with anything that contains ground beef... Officially not Mexican...

Then move onto anything that contains "cheese sauce"... Not Mexican...

Other than that, if it's served in a tortilla, on a tortilla, or with tortillas, Mexican food...
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
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dstieger wrote:
Maybe WM gets their salsa from AZ...like from Busa's source

BTW, I had a crispy cheddar chalupa from Taco Bell yesterday -- may not have been Mexican, but it was pretty dang good.

Say - what is authentic Mexican food, anyway? Never found two Mexicans who could agree -- they got all kinds of stuff in Mexico and the desire to be labeled 'authentic Mexican' here in the states is rather silly -- and probably only matters to those of us that like fracking white people food


Well, I think we can all agree that nothing on Taco Hell's menu is actually really Mexican.

As for Chipotle, massive amount of their business is burritos and taco salads. Neither of which are Mexican, the burrito was invented in California in the early 1900's and taco salad is strictly american. Chimichanga, forget it. not even close. Then fajitas, which are on every dine-in Mexican restaurant menu in the country, are from Texas around the same time as the burrito. Ropa Vieja also found on those menus is actually Cuban. The margarita isn't even Mexican. Tortilla chips, they way they exist today, not so much...

Mexican cuisine varies greatly depending on the region and what's available, one of the reasons why even Mexicans disagree on it. For example, costal areas are typically seafood based, inland could be fowl or goat. Beef based is when you want to draw the line on the calendar since cattle aren't indigenous. Most of it is plated, tortillas were the bread equivalent, while the taco is more of a modern street food. Most of the fried stuff is not and comes from other cultures. Anything with cheddar cheese or cheese sauce isn't. Sour cream is a rarity if at all.
Phil222 Offline
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Best store bought salsa I can remember having is Mateo's, and I've tried many...I typically make my own though.
opelmanta1900 Offline
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I like that stuff from New York city... Keeps my hide nice and chapped...
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I like that stuff from New York city... Keeps my hide nice and chapped...


New Yolk city? Git a rope!
fishinguitarman Offline
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Yeeeeehaaawwwww
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
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The best store brand I've tried is Aldi's Double Fire Roasted Organic. It's only medium, so it takes a couple good squirts of Habanaro paste to get the heat level right.

David
tonygraz Offline
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I had some Wally wine tonight - $ 3 a bottle at Walgreens in Maine. Went pretty good with the lasagna, but seemed a bit watery even for a Merlot.
tailgater Offline
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Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
The best store brand I've tried is Aldi's Double Fire Roasted Organic. It's only medium, so it takes a couple good squirts of Habanaro paste to get the heat level right.

David


The Aldi Habenero Mango is very good as well.

USNGunner Offline
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I would start with anything that contains ground beef... Officially not Mexican...

Then move onto anything that contains "cheese sauce"... Not Mexican...

Other than that, if it's served in a tortilla, on a tortilla, or with tortillas, Mexican food...


Yep. This.
Whistlebritches Offline
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tailgater wrote:
The Aldi Habenero Mango is very good as well.




Now that I am gonna have to try
Mr. Jones Offline
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ALDI'S IS OWNED BY KRAUTS...

WHICH MAKES IT B.A.D. IN THE BOOKS OF:

USNGUNNER
OPELmania2100-200
ZRX1200
ThUnDERgerBiL/ FBI L.O.V.E.R.B.O.Y.
WHIstledeeeek


FGM LOVES THE MART...

dpnewell that Aldi's organic fire roasted medium is the bomb also...

We are talking the beSt major chain pre packaged glass Jar'd SALSa's....

...not fresh restaurant SALSa's or special high end / millennials /mom and pop start up SALSa's
USNGunner Offline
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Hold on there skippy.

How in the hell did you extrapolate that?

I've a lot more faith in the German's quality control and food safety standards than I do China's.

So don't be pontificating on my behalf if you don't mind.
opelmanta1900 Offline
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Why would I have a problem with the Germans? It's not like they're Irish or something...
tailgater Offline
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Why would I have a problem with the Germans? It's not like they're Irish or something...


Well, they bombed pearl harbor.
opelmanta1900 Offline
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The Irish? With what, potato cakes?
Abrignac Offline
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Why would I have a problem with the Germans? It's not like they're Irish or something...


Because they bombed Pearl Harbor you moron.
Abrignac Offline
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I guess reading the entire thread before posting is a good idea.
USNGunner Offline
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
The Irish? With what, potato cakes?


I've actually had some that would work as bombs.

The soda bread is definitely a weapon of mass destruction. Especially with boiled cabbage!

Chef
tonygraz Offline
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Pretty easy to get the Irish bombed.
opelmanta1900 Offline
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USNGunner wrote:
I've actually had some that would work as bombs.

The soda bread is definitely a weapon of mass destruction. Especially with boiled cabbage!

[chef}



Maybe get a little ripe haggis in there as well... That's essentially nuclear warfare...
USNGunner Offline
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Maybe get a little ripe haggis in there as well... That's essentially nuclear warfare...


That would be the Scot's though. Gotta watch that, the Irish get pissy over that one. Ever since they discovered the Scots have better legs and Sean Connery to boot! Beer
opelmanta1900 Offline
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Oh that's right... I always forget Scotland exists...
frankj1 Offline
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you reminded me of a Trump golf course battle in Scotland several years ago.
Turns out there is an update...

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-47400641

no wonder he hates new energy
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