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Abrignac Offline
#51 Posted: Tue, Nov 19 2019, 11:46 AM EST
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Amazon delivered this morning. Haven’t tried it yet since I’d just eaten a cherry turnover. I’ll report later.
USNGunner Offline
#52 Posted: Tue, Nov 19 2019, 1:42 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
Amazon delivered this morning. Haven’t tried it yet since I’d just eaten a cherry turnover. I’ll report later.


Ditto. I'm holding off to do a side by side Japanese vs Gaijin versions. The ingredients are definitely different. We will see how that plays out. But I want to do a non-rushed fair taste test. Maybe get the neighbor over. Although that hayseed likes Hellman's better than Duke's so his judgement is questionable anyway. Not talking
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#53 Posted: Tue, Nov 19 2019, 8:18 PM EST
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so, we seem to agree that Whistlebritches gets thrown off the island with his anti-American Miracle Whip.
USNGunner Offline
#54 Posted: Tue, Nov 19 2019, 8:23 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
so, we seem to agree that Whistlebritches gets thrown off the island with his anti-American Miracle Whip.


LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
Whistlebritches Offline
#55 Posted: Thu, Nov 21 2019, 8:31 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
so, we seem to agree that Whistlebritches gets thrown off the island with his anti-American Miracle Whip.



I used to have my wife ship me Miracle Whip all over the world so I didn't have to eat that US Navy issue white crap in a can.Now just like other mayo's compliment certain things......so does Miracle Whip.I do still like Sir Kinsington organic and I picked up some Dukes today at my HEB.


All that being said...…..GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
frankj1 Offline
#56 Posted: Thu, Nov 21 2019, 8:36 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I used to have my wife ship me Miracle Whip all over the world so I didn't have to eat that US Navy issue white crap in a can.Now just like other mayo's compliment certain things......so does Miracle Whip.I do still like Sir Kinsington organic and I picked up some Dukes today at my HEB.


All that being said...…..GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

you call that a lawn?
USNGunner Offline
#57 Posted: Thu, Nov 21 2019, 8:58 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
All that being said...…..GET OFF MY LAWN!!!


LOL.

Frying pan horse Frying pan horse Frying pan
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#58 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 3:23 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I used to have my wife ship me Miracle Whip all over the world so I didn't have to eat that US Navy issue white crap in a can.



That really doesn't sell it very well. Kind of like asking if one would prefer to suck the mercury out of a thermometer or eat a handful of lead paint chips.
fishinguitarman Offline
#59 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 6:48 PM EST
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Are those equal?
MACS Offline
#60 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 6:56 PM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
That really doesn't sell it very well. Kind of like asking if one would prefer to suck the mercury out of a thermometer or eat a handful of lead paint chips.


Miracle whip is not mayo... the "miracle" is that people actually eat that crap.
USNGunner Offline
#61 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 7:08 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Miracle whip is not mayo... the "miracle" is that people actually eat that crap.



DING! DING! DING!

AND WE HAVE A WINNER! ThumpUp
USNGunner Offline
#62 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 7:09 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I used to have my wife ship me Miracle Whip all over the world so I didn't have to eat that US Navy issue white crap in a can.


For the record, the stuff in the can wasn't mayo, it was "salad dressing". Let's see, Miracle Whip is .............................

whip
SmokeMonkey Offline
#63 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 7:44 PM EST
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I think I may be a bit late to this game, but we’re a Blue Plate house. Duke’s would be my back up.
Whistlebritches Offline
#64 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 8:09 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
For the record, the stuff in the can wasn't mayo, it was "salad dressing". Let's see, Miracle Whip is .............................

whip



Great on a sammich……….

That stuff in a can may have been great in it's day,problem is when it showed up in 1982 the stamp on the can read "1968 Saigon".Tasted like fishy tin to me
izonfire Offline
#65 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 8:10 PM EST
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I may be later to the game, but I was brought up on Miracle Whip.
After growing accustomed to that, any other mayonnaise just tastes like rotten eggs.

I still remember having lunch at my best friends house as a kid, and having a "Hellman's" sandwich.
OMG - I fucquin dry heaved and almost launched. I then pretended to be sick, and left.

Enjoy your rotten eggs if you like.
Fucquers...
frankj1 Offline
#66 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 10:31 PM EST
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I grew up thinking Miracle Whip was some kinda diet mayo for elderly people.
fishinguitarman Offline
#67 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 8:30 PM EST
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Makes me want a hell sammich
dkeage Offline
#68 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 8:45 PM EST
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Mustard FTW. Applause
frankj1 Offline
#69 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 9:12 PM EST
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dkeage wrote:
Mustard FTW. Applause

most of the time.
any kind of brown, dijon, spicy, Chinese...
but never did like yellow mustard
RMAN4443 Offline
#70 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 10:35 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I grew up thinking Miracle Whip was some kinda diet mayo for elderly people.

you mean it isn't?...d'oh!
frankj1 Offline
#71 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 10:49 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
you mean it isn't?...d'oh!

now why would you ask me?
RMAN4443 Offline
#72 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 10:59 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
now why would you ask me?

I just thought you might know.....Whistle
frankj1 Offline
#73 Posted: Sun, Nov 24 2019, 12:19 AM EST
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punk-azz teenager
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#74 Posted: Sun, Nov 24 2019, 2:00 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
most of the time.
any kind of brown, dijon, spicy, Chinese...
but never did like yellow mustard



That's wacist.
Palama Offline
#75 Posted: Sun, Nov 24 2019, 3:06 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
most of the time.
any kind of brown, dijon, spicy, Chinese...
but never did like yellow mustard


You always liked Delta better. ram27bat
frankj1 Offline
#76 Posted: Sun, Nov 24 2019, 11:42 AM EST
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Palama wrote:
You always liked Delta better. ram27bat

only cuz I thought he was Jewish
Gene363 Offline
#77 Posted: Sun, Nov 24 2019, 12:06 PM EST
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Got some Kewpie, thanks Amazon, it's ok a little bit of a nutty tart taste, not too distant from Hellman's.

Speaking of mayonnaise, we just open a jar of Chosen Foods Avocado Oil Mayo, might as well be called white mustard sauce, it went into the trash.
Palama Offline
#78 Posted: Sun, Nov 24 2019, 5:45 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
only cuz I thought he was Jewish


d'oh!
delta1 Offline
#79 Posted: Sun, Nov 24 2019, 7:12 PM EST
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Mom used Miracle Whip when she made sandwiches for us...

girlfriend/wife likes Best Food, and that's what we use and what I like...
Whistlebritches Offline
#80 Posted: Sun, Nov 24 2019, 8:44 PM EST
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dkeage wrote:
Mustard FTW. Applause



I can get onboard with that...…….I like all kinds of mustard,never really found one I didn't like.But I usually just go with yellow or spicy brown
Whistlebritches Offline
#81 Posted: Sun, Nov 24 2019, 8:46 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Mom used Miracle Whip when she made sandwiches for us...

girlfriend/wife likes Best Food, and that's what we use and what I like...


So you're saying your Girlfriend and your Wife like Best Foods mayo.Do they know just how much they have in common?
izonfire Offline
#82 Posted: Sun, Nov 24 2019, 8:55 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I can get onboard with that...…….I like all kinds of mustard,never really found one I didn't like.But I usually just go with yellow or spicy brown

Koops horseradish mustard.
KILLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
USNGunner Offline
#83 Posted: Sun, Nov 24 2019, 9:44 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
So you're saying your Girlfriend and your Wife like Best Foods mayo.Do they know just how much they have in common?



LOL. Good one.

"How do you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat?"
"When she can wear your wife's clothes!"
izonfire Offline
#84 Posted: Sun, Nov 24 2019, 11:02 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
LOL. Good one.

"How do you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat?"
"When she can wear your wife's clothes!"

Same as -
“How do you tell when it’s time for a new girlfriend?”
grmcooper Offline
#85 Posted: Fri, Nov 29 2019, 11:28 AM EST
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I grew up not knowing about the best condiment in the world. My mother only bought miracle whip. You won't find it anywhere in my house.
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