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Mandoman Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Dec 28 2019, 3:01 PM EST
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7 weeks from tomorrow, 16 Feb '20, I'll board a big ol' jet airliner and let it carry me far away.
Well, from Virginia to Maine.
I'll go visit 'Bro and mooch his cigars and booze for a week, then he and I will travel to VA, where he will return the favor.
Care to join the fun? C'mon by, bring yer best and we can mooch off you, too!
tonygraz Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Dec 28 2019, 4:57 PM EST
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Nobody goes to Maine in February to smoke.
Mandobro Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Dec 29 2019, 9:05 AM EST
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Plenty of free parking and lots of indoor seating.
Mandoman Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Dec 29 2019, 12:39 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Nobody goes to Maine in February to smoke.

I'm going to visit my bro.
That smokin' and drinkin' will occur is just coincidental.
Mandobro Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Dec 29 2019, 4:07 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Nobody goes to Maine in February to smoke.


They go for the shenanigans
delta1 Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Dec 29 2019, 8:26 PM EST
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You guys got an honest to goodness real bromance going on...too bad I'm at the opposite corner of the country...
Mandoman Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Dec 30 2019, 12:21 PM EST
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Mandobro wrote:
They go for the shenanigans

. . . and for the SotLs, HEnanigans!
😉😁
Mandoman Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jan 1 2020, 10:52 AM EST
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I know Mooch Madness 3 is still more than 6 weeks away, but I realize y'all need time to plan and prepare.
So who's up for a couple weeks herfin' - I.e. smokin', drinkin', tellin' lies?
Mandobro Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Jan 5 2020, 11:28 AM EST
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6 weeks! Even though I'm not in the middle of nowhere (I can see it from here), I do have all the amenities of civilization. Intermittent wi-fi and occasional cell service are included free of charge.. Messaging by moose is also available. I have indoor plumbing and reliable (usually) electricity. For those of you who wish to come by sled, I'm close to the ITS. If it snows, the roads will most likely get plowed. RSVP soon for the good seats.
Mandobro Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Jan 12 2020, 9:58 AM EST
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5 weeks
Mandobro Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Jan 19 2020, 8:45 AM EST
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4 weeks
Mandoman Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Jan 19 2020, 10:23 AM EST
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Hey, 'Bro
I think they're all ignoring us.
I guess they'll all miss out on our sooper aged WOPs and Black & Milds
Mandobro Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Jan 26 2020, 9:40 AM EST
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3 weeks

Yup, they're ignoring us. What they don't know is along with the WOPs and B&Ms, I've been infusing some Dutch Masters in the spice cabinet. They'll be primo when you get here.
Mandoman Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Jan 26 2020, 11:31 AM EST
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Ooh, ooh, throw in some Muriel's and Antonio & Cleopatras!
USNGunner Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Jan 26 2020, 5:28 PM EST
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Mandoman wrote:
Ooh, ooh, throw in some Muriel's and Antonio & Cleopatras!


Ah hell. If you had said that earlier I'd have booked a flight. Um. There are airports in Maine?

Aren't there? Think
CelticBomber Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Jan 26 2020, 5:32 PM EST
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What a tease title! I was all ready to declare "I'm low!" Bah!d'oh!



Flapper

izonfire Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Jan 26 2020, 5:32 PM EST
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Mandoman wrote:
Hey, 'Bro
I think they're all ignoring us.
I guess they'll all miss out on our sooper aged WOPs and Black & Milds

Wasn’t ignoring you before,
But I’m ignoring you now...
izonfire Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Jan 26 2020, 5:33 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
What a tease title! I was all ready to declare "I'm low!" Bah!d'oh!



Flapper


Don’t get lower than you...
Mandobro Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, Jan 26 2020, 6:14 PM EST
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Beer
USNGunner wrote:
Ah hell. If you had said that earlier I'd have booked a flight. Um. There are airports in Maine?

Aren't there? Think


Yup, just put it in last week. And the third boxcar, midnight train gets here, too.
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted: Sun, Jan 26 2020, 6:49 PM EST
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more airports than teef
Cathcam13 Offline
#21 Posted: Sun, Jan 26 2020, 6:57 PM EST
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A black and mild? Mando that brings back ancient memories.
izonfire Offline
#22 Posted: Sun, Jan 26 2020, 10:00 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
more airports than teef

Who needs teefuses when yas a smokin and a drinkin???
CelticBomber Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Jan 27 2020, 1:31 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Don’t get lower than you...


Damned straight I get low. How else am I supposed to earn a living?
izonfire Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Jan 27 2020, 4:03 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Damned straight I get low. How else am I supposed to earn a living?

You not only get a tip.
You get the whole thing...
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#25 Posted: Mon, Jan 27 2020, 5:52 AM EST
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Somewhere hank is trying to bum a ride
Mandoman Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Jan 27 2020, 11:31 AM EST
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20 days.
For the intelligence challenged - ✋️✋️✋️✋️ This many.
Mandoman Offline
#27 Posted: Sat, Feb 1 2020, 12:17 PM EST
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For those for whom math is a foreign language,
✋️✋️✋️ days.
Gonna bring my own fire cured cigars, got some Tiparillos in the smoker!
😜
Cathcam13 Offline
#28 Posted: Sat, Feb 1 2020, 1:03 PM EST
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My suggestion, save the smoker for the Pork, Chicken and beef. 🤣😂🤣
clintCigar Offline
#29 Posted: Sat, Feb 1 2020, 1:22 PM EST
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Free intermittent wifi?? I'm there. Can I sleep on the couch?
Mandoman Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, Feb 1 2020, 4:25 PM EST
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Cathcam13 wrote:
My suggestion, save the smoker for the Pork, Chicken and beef. 🤣😂🤣

I would, but no matter how I clip them, I can't get a draw!
😬
Mandobro Offline
#31 Posted: Sun, Feb 2 2020, 9:54 AM EST
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clintCigar wrote:
Free intermittent wifi?? I'm there. Can I sleep on the couch?


Do you snore?

2 weeks!
clintCigar Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Feb 4 2020, 4:08 PM EST
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Mandobro wrote:
Do you snore?

Not if I am sleeping on my stomach. BUT if we get wasted and I pass out on my back, lookout!
Mandobro Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Feb 4 2020, 4:41 PM EST
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clintCigar wrote:
Not if I am sleeping on my stomach. BUT if we get wasted and I pass out on my back, lookout!

Yup, couch is fine. The guest room is too close to my room.
Mandoman Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 12:58 PM EST
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clintCigar wrote:
Not if I am sleeping on my stomach. BUT if we get wasted and I pass out on my back, lookout!

Well, then . . . stereo in the living room.
delta1 Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 1:33 PM EST
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this should be good...
jjanecka Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 1:34 PM EST
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Is drafter going to be there hovering over people at night only wearing the glimmer in his eye?
tonygraz Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 3:42 PM EST
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Not sure, but I heard Drafter requested a menu.
Mandobro Offline
#38 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 5:59 PM EST
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Drafter hasn't said if he's attending, but there's room in the den.
frankj1 Offline
#39 Posted: Wed, Feb 5 2020, 11:03 PM EST
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Mandobro wrote:
Drafter hasn't said if he's attending, but there's room in the den.

is it handicap accessible? He might bring CROS if he finds him in time.
Mandobro Offline
#40 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 8:49 AM EST
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Handicap accessible? They let me in, if that helps.
BTW, Frank, I heard you're retired. You should have some free time, come on up, we can squeeze you in.
Mandoman Offline
#41 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 9:32 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
is it handicap accessible?.

Are we talking physical or mental?
jjanecka Offline
#42 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 10:22 AM EST
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They want to "squeeze you in," Frank...
frankj1 Offline
#43 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 3:41 PM EST
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they'd hafta widen the egress
Mandobro Offline
#44 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 8:26 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
they'd hafta widen the egress


Just walk in sideways, you'll be fine
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#45 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 8:58 PM EST
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can only imagine how much fun two mando's would be, having been in 'bro's company a couple of times.
pretty unlikely, but would you mind PM'ing me the address and dates?

Don, how long did it take you to get to my house a couple years ago?
Mandobro Offline
#46 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 9:38 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
can only imagine how much fun two mando's would be, having been in 'bro's company a couple of times.
pretty unlikely, but would you mind PM'ing me the address and dates?

Don, how long did it take you to get to my house a couple years ago?

4 to 4.5 hours, depending on traffic. It takes a little longer if you wait for moose transport, though.

My brother arrives here on the 16th and we leave for Norfolk on the 24th.

If you you fly or take the bus (believe it or not, both come to Bangor) we can drop you off on our way south.

Extremely subtle mooching request in your inbox.
delta1 Offline
#47 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 2:11 PM EST
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getting better every day...
Mandobro Offline
#48 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 3:06 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Is drafter going to be there hovering over people at night only wearing the glimmer in his eye?


Doesn't matter to me, my bedroom door locks.
Mandobro Offline
#49 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 1:11 PM EST
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One week
clintCigar Offline
#50 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 1:26 PM EST
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damn that's a 500-600 plane ticket from TX. I'm out. Y'all can give the couch to someone else.
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