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Cheno Offline
#151 Posted:
Joined: 06-06-2019
Posts: 1,669
clintCigar wrote:
We have t-shirt now courtesy of #5

https://imgur.com/a/ZH3GCaO


So are we all getting shirts? Or are we trying to sell shirts to make more money for commie stuff
clintCigar Offline
#152 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,357
I think this is beta/mock up version. Maybe proletariat will purchase for us.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#153 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 13,259
Cheno wrote:
Or are we trying to sell shirts to make more money for commie stuff

Dude, that's like totally capitalist talk
Cheno Offline
#154 Posted:
Joined: 06-06-2019
Posts: 1,669
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Dude, that's like totally capitalist talk


Sorry, we make everyone else pay for them for us...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#155 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 13,259
Cheno wrote:
Sorry, we make everyone else pay for them for us...

That's some Trump wall funding talk. Now you're ubercapitalist
jjanecka Offline
#156 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Uber capitalist would be for the government to sell retail space underneath freeway passages, parking spaces, or to create open air markets.
clintCigar Offline
#157 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,357
Uber-commie say shut up with this capitalist talk u speak of
Stogie1020 Offline
#158 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 3,721
on a related note, how long does a avatar picture take to be approved? I busted out MSPaint and made one and uploaded it, but it's not appearing yet.
clintCigar Offline
#159 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,357
We will approve by tomorrow
clintCigar Offline
#160 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,357
u can see it of you look at your profile LOL


That is Commie 13 approved!
jjanecka Offline
#161 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
clintCigar wrote:
Uber-commie say shut up with this capitalist talk u speak of


You don't even wear the mark of the Commie13. How dare you.
Stogie1020 Offline
#162 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 3,721
clintCigar wrote:
We will approve by tomorrow

Gracias
clintCigar Offline
#163 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,357
jjanecka wrote:
You don't even wear the mark of the Commie13. How dare you.

I have a crown for mine. I was commie b4 commie.

jjanecka Offline
#164 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
No, that means you are nothing more than a tsarist opressor and must be removed immediately.
clintCigar Offline
#165 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,357
pffffffffffffff.....


Where is Kodiak's 9mm??
tonygraz Offline
#166 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 18,844
They took it away from him after he shot himself in the foot.
delta1 Offline
#167 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 27,531
I heard he shot himself in the back of the head...
clintCigar Offline
#168 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,357
^awkward
USNGunner Offline
#169 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
delta1 wrote:
I heard he shot himself in the back of the head...


3 times.
Stogie1020 Offline
#170 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 3,721
USNGunner wrote:
3 times.

a genuine "Clinton-cide"...
Stogie1020 Offline
#171 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 3,721
clintCigar wrote:
u can see it of you look at your profile LOL


That is Commie 13 approved!



Thanks! I swapped out the hammer for a cigar, even put two red stars on the cigar band.

Happy to make for anyone else on the list with their respective number... Just shoot me a PM with your "number".
victor809 Offline
#172 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
isn't there an irony to a bunch of commie symbols in the cbid forum?

ah well. carry on.
jjanecka Offline
#173 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Fk it bro
victor809 Offline
#174 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
If only we had that kodiak guy here.
clintCigar Offline
#175 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,357
A man dies and goes to hell. There he discovers that he has a choice: he can go to capitalist hell or to communist hell. Naturally, he wants to compare the two, so he goes over to capitalist hell. There outside the door is the devil, who looks a bit like Ronald Reagan. “What’s it like in there?” asks the visitor. “Well,” the devil replies, “in capitalist hell, they flay you alive, then they boil you in oil and then they cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives.”

“That’s terrible!” he gasps. “I’m going to check out communist hell!” He goes over to communist hell, where he discovers a huge queue of people waiting to get in. He waits in line. Eventually he gets to the front and there at the door to communist hell is a little old man who looks a bit like Karl Marx. “I’m still in the free world, Karl,” he says, “and before I come in, I want to know what it’s like in there.”

“In communist hell,” says Marx impatiently, “they flay you alive, then they boil you in oil, and then they cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives.”

“But… but that’s the same as capitalist hell!” protests the visitor, “Why such a long queue?”

“Well,” sighs Marx, “Sometimes we’re out of oil, sometimes we don’t have knives, sometimes no hot water…”
Speyside Offline
#176 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
I don't get the joke. They are always out, aren't they?
clintCigar Offline
#177 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,357
Yeah I don't get it either being being on this list and all.
frankj1 Offline
#178 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 42,752
you can't tell that joke in Russia
jjanecka Offline
#179 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Sure you can, they are capitalist now. The only stipulation is that you must charge 1600 rubles to hear it.
clintCigar Offline
#180 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,357
The Commie 13 has TP for our bungholes. Please send 5er (tenski preferred) to anyone on the list and we will send you TP roll for your bunghole. If you cannot send cigars please see the following:

http://warriorbreaks.com/misc/CountryBidet.jpeg
izonfire Offline
#181 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,495
clintCigar wrote:
The Commie 13 has TP for our bungholes. Please send 5er (tenski preferred) to anyone on the list and we will send you TP roll for your bunghole. If you cannot send cigars please see the following:

http://warriorbreaks.com/misc/CountryBidet.jpeg

I'm picturing Cornholio saying this...
clintCigar Offline
#182 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,357
https://youtu.be/Hbw8UMcqUJ4
victor809 Offline
#183 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Just was reminded of the great съезд КПСС.... thought this should be topped
USNGunner Offline
#184 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
And what is your point exactly?
frankj1 Offline
#185 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 42,752
there's only 13 of us left?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#186 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 13,259
Weren't there only 13 of you to start with?
frankj1 Offline
#187 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 42,752
I'm not allowed to say
victor809 Offline
#188 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Ixnay on the ecretsay ommiecay istlay....
victor809 Offline
#189 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Urgent message to all commie 13. The tripod is leaning. I repeat, the tripod is leaning.
delta1 Offline
#190 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 27,531
which way?
Speyside Offline
#191 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
I told you beware of the cryptocracy, but no, you wouldn't believe an outsider.
USNGunner Offline
#192 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
victor809 wrote:
Urgent message to all commie 13. The tripod is leaning. I repeat, the tripod is leaning.


rankfay siay rinkingday gainay?
USNGunner Offline
#193 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
"The pork belly is in the kimchi pot"

"The pork belly is in the kimchi pot."
delta1 Offline
#194 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 27,531
activate plan 2B...
frankj1 Offline
#195 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 42,752
sadly, some days I have to hang with you jackazzes if I want to laugh
clintCigar Offline
#196 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,357
ALL HAILL
USNGunner Offline
#197 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
frankj1 wrote:
sadly, some days I have to hang with you jackazzes if I want to laugh


You know you love us. In a non-weird, non-sexual kind of way of course.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that!" Shame on you
USNGunner Offline
#198 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
clintCigar wrote:
ALL HAILL


Storming there is it?
frankj1 Offline
#199 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 42,752
USNGunner wrote:
You know you love us. In a non-weird, non-sexual kind of way of course.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that!" Shame on you

I have difficulty hiding it...the love, not the 'pod
izonfire Offline
#200 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,495
USNGunner wrote:
You know you love us. In a non-weird, non-sexual kind of way of course.

Oh, it's definitely weird...
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