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teedubbya Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 8:42 AM EST
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Rand Paul is a douche
deadeyedick Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 8:46 AM EST
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Nice post. Return to forum.
teedubbya Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 8:48 AM EST
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Why was their gym even open?
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 9:12 AM EST
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For testing positive or not wanting to vote in favor of a BS stimulus plan?
teedubbya Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 9:31 AM EST
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Not for either.

For going to the gym among other interactions while waiting for the test results. According to his office he was tested due to his extensive travel (I’ll bet you a Gurkha that’s code for he knew he had contact). He should have been self quarantined or at a minimum only carefully popped his beaker from the muppets head out for official business.

And why is their gym open when mine is not. My cardiac rehab has been canceled but beaker can work out with his buddies while waiting for a positive test?

Douche.
teedubbya Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 9:32 AM EST
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That said I hope he’s ok. It sounds like he still has lung issues from the lawnmower incident.
MACS Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 9:52 AM EST
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My gym was open until governor doucherocket closed everything down.

And he's not a doucherocket for closing things down... he's a doucherocket for pretty much everything else.
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#8 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 9:53 AM EST
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Lawnmower???
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 9:56 AM EST
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Ya, someone told him they'd give millions$ if he stuck his wing wang in da lawnmower... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 10:09 AM EST
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I think dc has closed all other gyms. I could be wrong.

Beaker is still a douche.
delta1 Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 11:34 AM EST
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refresh


lotta peeps have that attitude "I don't care if I've been exposed to the virus....I'm going about my business despite possible negative consequences on anybody else, even friends and family too..."
victor809 Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 12:02 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I think dc has closed all other gyms. I could be wrong.

Beaker is still a douche.


They closed all our gyms here. And all our restaurants.

We tried going out to dinner Fri night to that unwelcome surprise.
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 2:52 PM EST
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can still get take out or delivery here

the pho was deelish
#13...beef broth with noodles and veggies. Extra large is $9.95. Almost free.

They asked if I could swing by Rand's house to drop off but he was having a party out back when I got there and didn't here me ring.
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