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Mr. Jones Offline
#51 Posted: Sat, May 9 2020, 11:27 PM EST
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Frank

I have the entire CAR 54 series in DVD...

I think CAR 54 WAS THE SHAKESPEARE OF MODERN SITCOM PLOTS....THE FUNNIEST ,CLEANEST AND MOST ORIGINAL COMEDY writing PLOTS evER...

I LOVED THAT SHOW...

REMEMBER BRODRICK CRAWFORD IN
Highway Patrol???
tonygraz Offline
#52 Posted: Sun, May 10 2020, 6:50 AM EST
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Jones, you gotta be an old dude !
frankj1 Offline
#53 Posted: Sun, May 10 2020, 6:39 PM EST
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loved Highway Patrol!
I'm older than Y.O.G.I.
delta1 Offline
#54 Posted: Sun, May 10 2020, 7:29 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I got over it.. Mellow


It's About Time...

it's about space
it's about strange people...
Speyside Offline
#55 Posted: Sun, May 10 2020, 7:29 PM EST
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The whole country needs what Drafter did with this post. A viable outlet to laugh. We are all wound to tight. Silly, goofy is good. Thank you Drafter.
delta1 Offline
#56 Posted: Sun, May 10 2020, 7:31 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
loved Highway Patrol!
I'm older than Y.O.G.I.



one of my faves from those times was "Have Gun, Will Travel"
delta1 Offline
#57 Posted: Sun, May 10 2020, 9:24 PM EST
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does anybody really know what time it is


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uy0ldI_1HA
Speyside Offline
#58 Posted: Sun, May 10 2020, 9:46 PM EST
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25 or 6 to 4.
frankj1 Offline
#59 Posted: Sun, May 10 2020, 10:24 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
25 or 6 to 4.

happens twice a day
izonfire Offline
#60 Posted: Sun, May 10 2020, 10:48 PM EST
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A reminder to take a step back and realize how beautiful this life is...
MACS Offline
#61 Posted: Sun, May 10 2020, 10:54 PM EST
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In times like these... I should have a truck and a boat.

Gon' Fishing
DrafterX Offline
#62 Posted: Mon, May 11 2020, 12:26 AM EST
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There's gonna be another baby boom... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#63 Posted: Mon, May 11 2020, 12:55 AM EST
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exploding babies....that can't be good Not talking
tonygraz Offline
#64 Posted: Mon, May 11 2020, 7:22 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
There's gonna be another baby boom... Mellow


Not with social distancing !
delta1 Offline
#65 Posted: Mon, May 11 2020, 12:32 PM EST
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unless you're Frankie Tripod
victor809 Offline
#66 Posted: Mon, May 11 2020, 12:59 PM EST
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poor frankie. I hear the tripod got the covid and now he has to keep the tip in isolation
tonygraz Offline
#67 Posted: Mon, May 11 2020, 3:47 PM EST
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Is Tommy John involved ?
izonfire Offline
#68 Posted: Mon, May 11 2020, 4:29 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
exploding babies....that can't be good Not talking

I don’t see anything bad about it.

I these times of spontaneous baby combustion...
victor809 Offline
#69 Posted: Mon, May 11 2020, 4:44 PM EST
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reminds me of an old news article about an exploding prize winning duck.
victor809 Offline
#70 Posted: Mon, May 11 2020, 4:45 PM EST
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https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/duck-eats-yeast-quacks-explodes-man-loses-eye/

The news story from 1910... is real. Whether the actual event occurred is obviously unknowable.
MACS Offline
#71 Posted: Mon, May 11 2020, 4:54 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/duck-eats-yeast-quacks-explodes-man-loses-eye/

The news story from 1910... is real. Whether the actual event occurred is obviously unknowable.


Not so fast... we could always find a duck and feed it yeast. Whistle
Speyside Offline
#72 Posted: Mon, May 11 2020, 5:01 PM EST
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Go big or go home. A goose with multiple packets.
victor809 Offline
#73 Posted: Mon, May 11 2020, 5:26 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Not so fast... we could always find a duck and feed it yeast. Whistle


....are you kidding me? In these times????? When yeast is impossible to get!??


(see what I did there?)
MACS Offline
#74 Posted: Mon, May 11 2020, 5:26 PM EST
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^The Canadian Geese are f'n mean, and if our scientific experiment is going to be accurate, it's gotta be a duck.
delta1 Offline
#75 Posted: Mon, May 11 2020, 5:39 PM EST
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yummm...foie gras...

now illegal in CA
Speyside Offline
#76 Posted: Mon, May 11 2020, 5:51 PM EST
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So a Turkey is a no go? You know, this could be a new way to process meat with minimal human contact.
frankj1 Offline
#77 Posted: Mon, May 11 2020, 11:01 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
poor frankie. I hear the tripod got the covid and now he has to keep the tip in isolation

never gonna use the built in holster, NEVAH.
victor809 Offline
#78 Posted: Tue, May 12 2020, 9:10 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
never gonna use the built in holster, NEVAH.


Weird.... I use the same nickname for my wife too.
tonygraz Offline
#79 Posted: Tue, May 12 2020, 10:09 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
^The Canadian Geese are f'n mean, and if our scientific experiment is going to be accurate, it's gotta be a duck.


Damn you MACS, I was planning to get drafter to go Canadian Goose chasing for Americas Funniest Videos.
teedubbya Offline
#80 Posted: Tue, May 12 2020, 11:18 AM EST
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just put them in chicken outfits
MACS Offline
#81 Posted: Tue, May 12 2020, 12:01 PM EST
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^^ 79 & 80

Hilarious!
frankj1 Offline
#82 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 8:15 AM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Enough. You idiots just can't keep everything from going political. I've had it, I'm out.

Y'all have a great day. Holy ****.

and with that he was gone!

Happy First Anniversary (May 17) Vince.
Hope you come back.

Frank
opelmanta1900 Offline
#83 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 8:32 AM EST
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I like Vince... hope it's a temporary vacation... he's the only one who gets my serial killer bread crumb jokes...
MACS Offline
#84 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 9:08 AM EST
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I was wondering where ol' Gunner got off to. I guess I missed that.

Somebody send him a coat!
jespear Offline
#85 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 9:27 AM EST
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In these times . . .

The headlines read 'these are the worst of times'
I do believe it's true
I feel so helpless like a boat against the tide
I wish the summer wind could bring back Paradise . . .
teedubbya Offline
#86 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 9:31 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
I was wondering where ol' Gunner got off to. I guess I missed that.

Somebody send him a coat!



I honestly thought he was kidding because it was so benign. I hope he's ok and back soon. I like him too. He's especially missed on the vherf.
frankj1 Offline
#87 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 9:53 AM EST
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you want I should ask Drafter to look into his disappearance?
X mighta heard some things...
teedubbya Offline
#88 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 10:04 AM EST
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Screw X
DrafterX Offline
#89 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 10:09 AM EST
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OhMyGod
Numismaniac Offline
#90 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 11:24 AM EST
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OUCH!


And, I thought I was "put off" by the politics and such, hehe. He will be ok, hopefully he will get on the zoom.
delta1 Offline
#91 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 12:06 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I was wondering where ol' Gunner got off to. I guess I missed that.

Somebody send him a coat!


I missed him too...
tonygraz Offline
#92 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 12:08 PM EST
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Was your aim off ?
delta1 Offline
#93 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 12:15 PM EST
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think so, but coulda had a fortuitous ricochet
teedubbya Offline
#94 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 1:18 PM EST
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I can't help but think it was something else and he's just busy.
frankj1 Offline
#95 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 4:16 PM EST
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a bit of a concern cuz I seem to recall his wife may have been working the front lines in a hospital
izonfire Offline
#96 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 6:30 PM EST
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Or maybe it’s because you’re all a bunch of a$$holes!
I told him since day one!!! Surprised it took so long!!!!!
Speaking of which, why the fucque am I still here??????

I’M OUT!!! FUCQUE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
BuckyB93 Offline
#97 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 6:37 PM EST
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Maybe he was just edgy because his manscaping salon is closed because of the rona. I know it's been getting on my nerves.

In these times... I've had to take matters in my own hands do it myself.
delta1 Offline
#98 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 7:05 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Or maybe it’s because you’re all a bunch of a$$holes!
I told him since day one!!! Surprised it took so long!!!!!
Speaking of which, why the fucque am I still here??????

I’M OUT!!! FUCQUE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!



you can't quit...you're fired!!!!!!


or...in these times...we're gonna have to lay you off...hopefully there'll be something here for you when we recover...goodbye...and good luck
izonfire Offline
#99 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 7:09 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
you can't quit...you're fired!!!!!!

Too late!
Already quit muthafucqua!!!
____

Oh, who the hell am I fooling?
I can’t quit you Delta...
delta1 Offline
#100 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 7:13 PM EST
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Big Hug
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