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Last post 19 hours ago by Mr. Jones. 14 replies replies.
One MiLLioN in cash ...on the road..in Virginia
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 12,227
A family out on a Sunday drive found two SEALED HEAVY DUTY MASSIVE CANVAS DUFFLE LIKE SACKS W/metal tagged "USPS MAIL BAGS" ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD...

INSIDE were sealed plastic envelopes with info on each envelope?

What kind of info was IN THE ADDRESS SECTION ON EACH ENVELOPE?

INFO not released?

Why?

Sealed envelopes in OFFICIAL USPS VACUUM SEALED LIKE OPAQUE PLASTIC BAGS ....FILLED WITH CASH???

HMMMMMMMMMMMM.....???

SOUNDS TO ME LIKE FBI-SSG DIVISION PAYOFFS TO THEIR N.O.W. DISGRUNTLED
"EARLY RELEASED FELON ARMY OF MINIONS" WHO ARE TOTALLY BROKE because they can't operate their SSG GANGSTALKING busines MODELS
like IN the "ole' days of last year"...

..before COVID19...

A PAYOFF TO CRIMINALS TO KEEP THEIR TRAPS SHUT...
Numismaniac Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2012
Posts: 12,020
IT's a TrAp!
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 51,635
Some0ne is gonna pAY
teedubbya Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 90,250
I've spent more than a million in gash
DrMaddVibe Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 48,427
Treasury Department uses vacuum sealed and hologram ID all the time. Some of the big banks do as well. Leaving them in the road?


Um...dont believe that's protocol and if I found it nobody would ever know.
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 12,227
DMV....

TELL ME ABOUT IT...

THAT is a once in a lifetime
W.I.N.D.F.A.L.L. !!!

KEEP IT and never tell the kids about it...

Unpack all that cash and put it in your walls...
Burn all those envelopes in a fire pit along with the canvas bags...pick out those metal tags...grind out the #'s on the tags or hammer them undeciferable, cut them up with metal sheers then dump them in a river...

I doubt ? The serial #'s were known...

You just have to
Still act poor...pay small bills in cash : grocErIEs, restaurants, bars, all utilities, gas, car insurance by mOney orderRs,
All vacations with cAsh...
Buy a nice used car off a recent lease trade in, get a bank loan through an internet bank and pay with money orders...

As Frank... on Scare Face said...

" the people who make it in this business...
fly low keyyyy...no flashhhh...pizzzzazzzz..."
ZRX1200 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 51,635
Sounds like someone was playing Kick the Sinaloa Nest and see what flies out.
teedubbya Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 90,250
wonder if any of that cash smells like Mr. Jones' H.U.T.
ZRX1200 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 51,635
I bet his fingerprints might get pushed onto some bills if my sources are correct.
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 33,508
my father swore that if he found a million dollars and it turned out it belonged to a poor person, he'd give it back.
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 12,227
That's MUSIC to my ears Frank....

I was a millionaire...didn't even know it...
Now I'm a poor person.

the FBI-SSG STOLE IT...
NEVER gave it back...no crime...no charges...

Not even a bookem' dano introduction interrogation across a table...

Nothing at all...
tonygraz Online
#12 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 12,897
Maybe hiding it in the walls wasn't a good idea.
delta1 Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 21,586
is it still possible to flee with ill-gotten gains to Argentina?

some beautiful wimmins there...
Mr. Jones Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 12,227
That was so 1980's Delta...

Nobody can really run nowadays...

That's why I ...

STOOD MY GROUND and took care of my mother while dealing with 5 yrs of solid FBI-SSG GANGSTALKING...

IF YOU RUN...THEY FIND ALL YOUR MONEY...

IF YOU FIGHT IN PLACE...

THEY DONT FIND DEEEEEK...
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